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Dr. Zoltan Presents: Sir Millard Mulch : How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybody... Once And For All!, Vol. 1: Success
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Music so dense and hyperkinetic that not even Nintendo would want to touch it.
Genre: Rock: Progressive Rock
Release Date: 2008
How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybody... Once And For All!, Vol. 1: Success
Dr. Zoltan Presents: Sir Millard Mulch
Record Label: MutantMall.com
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1. What Is The Concept Behind This Huge, Unlistenable Album? 0:59 + MP3 $0.99
2. Hemisphere III: Hermes (feat. Virgil Donati, Nick D'Virgilio) 16:44 + MP3 $0.99
3. I'm An Artist And I Shouldn't Have To Work For A Living! 2:51 + MP3 $0.99
4. Chariots of the Sales Gods 3:02 + MP3 $0.99
5. Bad Imitation of Buckethead (Dedicated To Ruta Sepetys) 3:07 + MP3 $0.99
6. Coagula Et Solve, Or Something 0:51 + MP3 $0.99
7. No-No, The Headless Ant (feat. Will Maier) 5:20 + MP3 $0.99
8. Poking The Eye Of The Beholder 1:05 + MP3 $0.99
9. Level 5 Executive 3:19 + MP3 $0.99
10. Epicsode II: Attack of the Mike Patton Clones 2:24 + MP3 $0.99
11. Celebration On The Eve Of The Creation Of My Magnum Opus 1:40 + MP3 $0.99
12. Fake Boobies! (Dedicated to Victims Family) 1:11 + MP3 $0.99
13. I Hate Los Angeles! 0:27 + MP3 $0.99
14. Brian Tracy Caesar Salad (feat. Solo by Morgan Agren) 2:21 + MP3 $0.99
15. Gimmicks & Gadgets 2:59 + MP3 $0.99
16. James Pitts In Bondage IV: Moving Target 3:13 + MP3 $0.99
17. I Don't Wanna Be A Salesman! 2:17 + MP3 $0.99
18. DownTown (Idaho's Premier System of a Down Deed Restricted Commu 1:01 + MP3 $0.99
19. God Bless The RIAA! (Dedicated to 2600 Magazine) 2:16 + MP3 $0.99
20. From Selling Nothing To Selling Nothing 2:51 + MP3 $0.99
21. Klaatu and Zingor 2:34 + MP3 $0.99
22. Drink The Secret Milkshake! 0:36 + MP3 $0.99
23. If A Composer Falls In The Woods... 3:06 + MP3 $0.99
24. The World Is Brainwashed Catering, LLC 2:56 + MP3 $0.99
25. Dr. Whilton Popple's Personal Slave II 3:51 + MP3 $0.99
26. Let's Move (Dance Mix) 2:16 + MP3 $0.99
27. Seven Surgeons 4:48 + MP3 $0.99
28. I Have Discovered The Origin And Goal Of All Things 0:22 + MP3 $0.99
29. Metronomes & Makeup 4:10 + MP3 $0.99
30. The Boy With The Perfectly Square Butthole Strikes Back! 2:00 + MP3 $0.99
31. Normal Life Is Boring! 3:55 + MP3 $0.99
32. No, The Audience Is Not Listening 2:28 + MP3 $0.99
33. Lullaby For Dying Mike 1:19 + MP3 $0.99
34. The Human Calculator 2:01 + MP3 $0.99
35. Sir Millard Mulch's Old Tyme Parade of Magickal Amusements 2:24 + MP3 $0.99
36. The Monkey Steals The Peaches (by Stewart McLain and Darrin John 3:19 + MP3 $0.99
37. There's A Market For Everything But Me 0:23 + MP3 $0.99
38. The Best Job In The World (Sales Is) 2:05 + MP3 $0.99
39. None Of Them Knew They Were Gobots 2:02 + MP3 $0.99
40. I Hate Retro! 3:26 + MP3 $0.99
41. The Manipulation of Human Consciousness For Fun & Profit! 0:31 + MP3 $0.99
42. Not Ready For Retail? 1:40 + MP3 $0.99
43. Stephen, The Sufi Elephant Trainer 4:59 + MP3 $0.99
44. Prelude To Mundus Imaginalis 1:01 + MP3 $0.99
45. Take This Song Off The Album! 2:05 + MP3 $0.99
46. Thelma, & Louise, Melissa, and Rachel, And Shannon 3:03 + MP3 $0.99
47. My Chocolate Milk Is Immortal 0:35 + MP3 $0.99
48. When The Sales Gods Compute Your Cosmic Worth, You Can Join Your 1:00 + MP3 $0.99
49. The Ape Of Art And The Rock 0:32 + MP3 $0.99
50. The Modern Day Comparison Refuses To Die! 1:07 + MP3 $0.99
51. You're Not My Hero Anymore 2:28 + MP3 $0.99
52. The World's Greatest Salesman! 6:12 + MP3 $0.99
53. All Sales Finale! 0:40 + MP3 $0.99
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Album Notes

Under various fabricated pretenses and pseudonyms (including Sir Millard Mulch), Dr. Zoltan has performed, collaborated, or engaged in creative business ventures of questionable importance with Marco Minnemann, Virgil Donati, Nick D'Virgilio, Morgan Agren, Paul Mazurkiewics, Trey Spruance, Steve Vai, Eman Laerton, Dave Meros, Nils Frykdahl, Lale Larson, Larry Boothroyd, Devin Townsend, Brendon Small, Will Maier, and Eric Fensler.

He has made public appearances at The Tomorrow Show, Garage Comedy, and Westside Eclectic.

The 2005 release, "How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybody... Once And For All!" received worldwide attention in Modern Drummer, DRUM!, Kerrang, Decibel, and a handful of international magazines.

Dr. Zoltan is a pioneer drum programmer and has an endorsement deal with Toontrack's Drumkit From Hell. He was voted #1 Drum Programmer of 2007 by Sweden's Drum Programmer Magazine.

He currently resides "Beneath The Imaginary City" of Los Angeles, CA.

His new record, "Why I Am So Wise, Why I Am So Clever, And Why I Write Such Good Songs..." will be released in 2008. It will feature intense drum programming and instrumental insanity. Special Guest: Marco Minnemann. Executive Producer: John La Grou.

Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk is neither Dr. Zoltan Rona, nor is he Dr. Zoltan Takacs.

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