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1. What Is The Concept Behind This Huge, Unlistenable Album? |
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2. Hemisphere III: Hermes (feat. Virgil Donati, Nick D'Virgilio) |
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3. I'm An Artist And I Shouldn't Have To Work For A Living! |
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4. Chariots of the Sales Gods |
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5. Bad Imitation of Buckethead (Dedicated To Ruta Sepetys) |
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6. Coagula Et Solve, Or Something |
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7. No-No, The Headless Ant (feat. Will Maier) |
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8. Poking The Eye Of The Beholder |
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9. Level 5 Executive |
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10. Epicsode II: Attack of the Mike Patton Clones |
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11. Celebration On The Eve Of The Creation Of My Magnum Opus |
1:40 |
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12. Fake Boobies! (Dedicated to Victims Family) |
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13. I Hate Los Angeles! |
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14. Brian Tracy Caesar Salad (feat. Solo by Morgan Agren) |
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15. Gimmicks & Gadgets |
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16. James Pitts In Bondage IV: Moving Target |
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17. I Don't Wanna Be A Salesman! |
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18. DownTown (Idaho's Premier System of a Down Deed Restricted Commu |
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19. God Bless The RIAA! (Dedicated to 2600 Magazine) |
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20. From Selling Nothing To Selling Nothing |
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21. Klaatu and Zingor |
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22. Drink The Secret Milkshake! |
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23. If A Composer Falls In The Woods... |
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24. The World Is Brainwashed Catering, LLC |
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25. Dr. Whilton Popple's Personal Slave II |
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26. Let's Move (Dance Mix) |
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27. Seven Surgeons |
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28. I Have Discovered The Origin And Goal Of All Things |
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29. Metronomes & Makeup |
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30. The Boy With The Perfectly Square Butthole Strikes Back! |
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31. Normal Life Is Boring! |
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32. No, The Audience Is Not Listening |
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33. Lullaby For Dying Mike |
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34. The Human Calculator |
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35. Sir Millard Mulch's Old Tyme Parade of Magickal Amusements |
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36. The Monkey Steals The Peaches (by Stewart McLain and Darrin John |
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37. There's A Market For Everything But Me |
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38. The Best Job In The World (Sales Is) |
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39. None Of Them Knew They Were Gobots |
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40. I Hate Retro! |
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41. The Manipulation of Human Consciousness For Fun & Profit! |
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42. Not Ready For Retail? |
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43. Stephen, The Sufi Elephant Trainer |
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44. Prelude To Mundus Imaginalis |
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45. Take This Song Off The Album! |
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46. Thelma, & Louise, Melissa, and Rachel, And Shannon |
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47. My Chocolate Milk Is Immortal |
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48. When The Sales Gods Compute Your Cosmic Worth, You Can Join Your |
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49. The Ape Of Art And The Rock |
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50. The Modern Day Comparison Refuses To Die! |
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51. You're Not My Hero Anymore |
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52. The World's Greatest Salesman! |
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53. All Sales Finale! |
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