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Children's songs that have been gutted and stuffed with new lyrics about modern day society: "Twinkle, Twinkle, PMS," "There's a Hole in my Jihad," and "Mary Had a Little Ham" are just three examples.
Genre:
Easy Listening: Cabaret
Release Date:
2007
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Danny Birt
Narcoleptic Pianist
Classical: New Age
Warped Children's Songs
Danny Birt
© Copyright-Danny Birt
(634479659669)
Record Label: Somnifacient Records
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1. The Speeding Ticket Song (tune: Goosey, Goosey Gander) |
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2. Row, Row, Row Your Raft (tune: Row, Row, Row Your Boat) |
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3. Mary Had a Business Plan (tune: Mary Had a Little Lamb) |
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4. Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Hmos (tune: Head, Shoulders, Knees, |
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5. Anatomy, Gravity, and You (tune: Do Your Ears Hang Low) |
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6. 1337 Abc (tune: the Alphabet Song) |
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7. A Little Dog (tune: Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone?) |
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8. Psych Ward Applause (tune: If You’re Happy and You Know It) |
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9. Twinkle, Twinkle, Pms (tune: Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star) |
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10. There’s a Hole in My Jihad (tune: There’s a Hole in the Bucket) |
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11. One Egg Short of a Dozen (tune: Humpty Dumpty) |
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12. This Little Capitalist Piggy (tune: This Little Piggy) |
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13. Mary Had a Little Ham (tune: Mary Had a Little Lamb) |
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14. Abcd Little Star (tune: the Alphabet Song) |
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15. Indians, Shmindians (tune: Ten Little Indians) |
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16. Southern Us Border Road Trip (tune: Oh, Susana) |
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17. The Phonetic Alphabet Song (tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic |
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18. Battle Hymn of the Republican (tune: Baa, Baa, Black Sheep) |
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19. My Pledge John (tune: Deedle Deedle Dumpling) |
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20. We’re Not Here Because We’re Here (tune: We’re Here Because We’r |
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21. Rock-a-bye-bye-baby (tune: Rock-a-bye Baby |
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22. Nlt 99 Bottles (tune: 99 Bottles of Pop) |
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CAUTION: While there is no profanity or sexually explicit lyricism in this album, these songs are parodies of their original versions, and are NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN (or sourpusses).
Using a smattering of many types of humor ranging silly, sarcastic, and scandalous, Danny Birt has irreverently altered children's songs about cute little animals and cuter littler insects from being sickly-sweet to bittersweet. Now, these familiar tunes give social commentary on topics of modern day life such as the IRS, PMS, HMOs, and other non-acronym topics.
Combining Shrek’s tongue-in-cheek look at childhood with the biting sarcasm of Tom Lehrer and kookiness of Weird Al Yankovic, this album is a cathartic keg of laughs for anyone whose blood pressure rises at the sound of children’s songs and the stupidity of modern day society. Warped Children's Songs is a must for admirers of Fractured Fairy Tales, Politically Correct Bedtime Stories, and "Go the F*ck to Sleep." Indeed, WCS has been named "The Perfect Baby Shower Gift for Weirdos!"
As featured on the Dr. Demento Show, TheFuMP.com and other warped music radio shows!
About Danny: Danny Birt is a music therapist, massage therapist, fantasy author, classical composer, and sometime filker.
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Warped Children's Songs
author: Myrna
A humorous twist to the tunes we grew up hearing, both in words and style. This will put a smile on one's face.
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