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Danny Birt : Warped Children's Songs
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Children's songs that have been gutted and stuffed with new lyrics about modern day society: "Twinkle, Twinkle, PMS," "There's a Hole in my Jihad," and "Mary Had a Little Ham" are just three examples.
Genre: Easy Listening: Cabaret
Release Date: 2007
Warped Children's Songs
Danny Birt
Record Label: Somnifacient Records
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1. The Speeding Ticket Song (tune: Goosey, Goosey Gander) 0:34 + MP3 $0.99
2. Row, Row, Row Your Raft (tune: Row, Row, Row Your Boat) 0:11 + MP3 $0.99
3. Mary Had a Business Plan (tune: Mary Had a Little Lamb) 0:27 + MP3 $0.99
4. Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Hmos (tune: Head, Shoulders, Knees, 0:35 + MP3 $0.99
5. Anatomy, Gravity, and You (tune: Do Your Ears Hang Low) 0:47 + MP3 $0.99
6. 1337 Abc (tune: the Alphabet Song) 0:27 + MP3 $0.99
7. A Little Dog (tune: Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone?) 0:40 + MP3 $0.99
8. Psych Ward Applause (tune: If You’re Happy and You Know It) 0:32 + MP3 $0.99
9. Twinkle, Twinkle, Pms (tune: Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star) 0:31 + MP3 $0.99
10. There’s a Hole in My Jihad (tune: There’s a Hole in the Bucket) 1:25 + MP3 $0.99
11. One Egg Short of a Dozen (tune: Humpty Dumpty) 0:18 + MP3 $0.99
12. This Little Capitalist Piggy (tune: This Little Piggy) 0:27 + MP3 $0.99
13. Mary Had a Little Ham (tune: Mary Had a Little Lamb) 0:25 + MP3 $0.99
14. Abcd Little Star (tune: the Alphabet Song) 0:28 + MP3 $0.99
15. Indians, Shmindians (tune: Ten Little Indians) 0:21 + MP3 $0.99
16. Southern Us Border Road Trip (tune: Oh, Susana) 0:47 + MP3 $0.99
17. The Phonetic Alphabet Song (tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic 0:17 + MP3 $0.99
18. Battle Hymn of the Republican (tune: Baa, Baa, Black Sheep) 0:26 + MP3 $0.99
19. My Pledge John (tune: Deedle Deedle Dumpling) 0:38 + MP3 $0.99
20. We’re Not Here Because We’re Here (tune: We’re Here Because We’r 0:37 + MP3 $0.99
21. Rock-a-bye-bye-baby (tune: Rock-a-bye Baby 0:29 + MP3 $0.99
22. Nlt 99 Bottles (tune: 99 Bottles of Pop) 0:08 + MP3 $0.99
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Album Notes

CAUTION: While there is no profanity or sexually explicit lyricism in this album, these songs are parodies of their original versions, and are NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN (or sourpusses).

Using a smattering of many types of humor ranging silly, sarcastic, and scandalous, Danny Birt has irreverently altered children's songs about cute little animals and cuter littler insects from being sickly-sweet to bittersweet. Now, these familiar tunes give social commentary on topics of modern day life such as the IRS, PMS, HMOs, and other non-acronym topics.

Combining Shrek’s tongue-in-cheek look at childhood with the biting sarcasm of Tom Lehrer and kookiness of Weird Al Yankovic, this album is a cathartic keg of laughs for anyone whose blood pressure rises at the sound of children’s songs and the stupidity of modern day society. Warped Children's Songs is a must for admirers of Fractured Fairy Tales, Politically Correct Bedtime Stories, and "Go the F*ck to Sleep." Indeed, WCS has been named "The Perfect Baby Shower Gift for Weirdos!"


As featured on the Dr. Demento Show, TheFuMP.com and other warped music radio shows!

About Danny: Danny Birt is a music therapist, massage therapist, fantasy author, classical composer, and sometime filker.

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REVIEWS

Warped Children's Songs
author: Myrna
                            
A humorous twist to the tunes we grew up hearing, both in words and style. This will put a smile on one's face.
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