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Near Miss Mallet : Telephone to Girl in Glass Bathtub
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Lyrical pop rock with influences from Aimee Mann. Melissa's voice and songwriting is not to be missed.
Genre: Rock: Folk Rock
Release Date: 2004
Telephone to Girl in Glass Bathtub Record Label: Wild Mallet Music
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Preview Song Name Time Format Price Select
15th Floor Serenade 4:49 $0.99
Usually Me 3:33 $0.99
Miss America 3:40 $0.99
Falling 3:59 $0.99
Telephone To Girl 4:56 $0.99
You Don't Know 4:27 $0.99
Home 3:01 $0.99
Leaving 4:31 $0.99
Missed Again 4:49 $0.99
January 4:29 $0.99
Good Idea 4:26 $0.99
Might As Well 4:23 $0.99
Kissed Tonight 5:16 $0.99
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Album Notes

near miss mallet
melissa wiggins - vocals/acoustic guitar
brock wiggins - elect. guitar/backing vocals


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Bakersfield, Calif.-based rock act Near Miss Mallet won't kick out the jams. It won't force you to shake your moneymaker. Or fight for anyone's right to party. Which is good, because, hey, haven't we heard enough mindless rump-shaker anthems already? Isn't life a bit deeper than that?

"I've got some joy, so run for cover." -- from "Might As Well"

Instead, consider this female-fronted band of thought-rock maestri more as the musical accompaniment to a day spent ditching work. A self-realized memo to self. Coffeehouse philosophy. Driving down the freeway, sticking your arm out into the wind like an airplane wing. Every break-up letter left on boyfriends' dirty windshields. Wiggling toes first thing Sunday morning. Bittersweet goodbyes. Crispy-wicked puddles of spent candles. A lullaby for the hipster class. In short, the soundtrack to living -- from moments of melancholy sadness to each giggly victory, all sung with a honeyed voice that slides from driven croon to creamy coo.

"I don't believe in gravity/But I can pull the moon." -- from "Falling"

Not that Near Miss Mallet tries to be so ambitious. The band's songs began as nothing more than scribbles in Melissa Wiggins' little black notebook, backed up by simple strums on her acoustic guitar. She wrote her tunes while hiding from the world, behind a closed door, on the bathroom floor in the apartment she shares with husband Brock Wiggins and her young son, Phoenix. "I don't know, that's just one of the few places I can be by myself," Melissa says, laughing. Strange how the echoey smallness of linoleum and bare walls has managed to produce such delicately heartfelt tunes.

Fellow local musicians have come and gone, leaving artifacts on demo recordings, helping turn Melissa's tiny treasures into full gems. But there's one constant in the mix: Brock's electric guitar spinning emotive webs, while his buttery backing vocals wrap a warm blanket around Melissa's melodies.

(Trivia note: Brock's mother is former '70s country princess Susan Raye; his father, a drummer, once backed Bakersfield country star Buck Owens.)

Guitar strings and heartstrings. Sunday jams and short-notice gigs. A life lived wide open and a pen poised on paper. That's Near Miss Mallet. The end result is a batch of songs that could be a sweet whisper of the Next Big Thing -- if modern rock radio ever craved something more complex than a shaking booty.

"Finally I can show you everything/And everything will show you who I am/Careful not to tear my heart open." -- "Fifteenth Floor Serenade"

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REVIEWS

pop sensation
author: progrocker
In todays independent music surge, the only thing this album lacks is produciton, but there is some great stuff here. A producer would of polished it, but then again lack of funds results in a unique situation. Look forward to the next CD, although it's been sometime. The bass lines are fantastic as are the drums, guitar and vocals. They have yet to come out with another album or even gig more often, and this is a sign of lack in management and production. Get it, it may be the only one ever made by this talented alternative pop band.
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Not bad but little variation
author: American Recordings
I enjoyed the nice smooth melodies but this album turned into one long drawn out track. Basic surface songwriting and not enough variation or substance. Not bad but save your money, the samples are enough of a listen to Near Miss Mallet.
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w/o decorative production, NNM pleases the ear with honesty and melody
author: karen
Without decorative production offering false promises of musical bliss, NNM pleases the ear and the intellect with honesty and melody. A light in the dark landscape of over-produced rap and radio pop,"Telephone to girl in glass bathtub" unleashes a flood of talent in it's interpretation of life. Melissa's voice persuades and soothes. Standout tracks are 2,3,4,8,9,11 and 6. Be careful not to assign these songs to the spent avenues of broken relationships or lost and found loves. "Good Idea", for example , may seem like a pleading reprimand to a partner, but look deeper into the lyrics and you may reach a different conclusion. NNM's self performed,produced,written and arranged body of work is evidence that wit, pathos ,ingenuity and pure, joyful talent will fulfill that promise of musical bliss. Buy this CD, every song is good, very good, if not almost perfect. Absorb the melodies, but grab the edges on tracks 2,3,9 and 10.
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author: Robert
For anyone tired of the shallow, self-obsessive, over-produced dribble given play by the mainstream music industry, this album will come as a very welcome relief. Simple. Real. Like a ray of light breaking through the dreary gray sky.
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