01 starpong - Light bouncing from planet to planet for fun and magic. It's like a game when you're caught in the crossfire. Don't worry, it can't hurt you.
02 hey not hi - Here in this new place, we don't say "hello" or "hi". Instead, we use "hey" perhaps a boiled down version of "hey now". Was that my phone or yours that just twinkled? Get out of our apartment. You're not welcome here anymore.
03 sweets - Between each bite of ice cream, I have a small amount of pallet cleanser. That way, each spoonful of ice cream can taste new. *cries tears of joy*
04 ciiunnsdminer - The dwarves working in the mine discover a vein of colorful jewels. So clumsy with their legs, one trips and falls. The colorful jewels spill out of his wheelbarrow.
05 carve - The snow is mysteriously deep today, how come i didn't bring a larger shovel? It's a matter of keeping a steady rhythm while digging. And, before you know it, the hole will be dug.
06 vibe - Here in the factory, we don't mess around. Ain't no dilly dallying while on the job. So take your place in the machine and do your job well for there are no breaks, and no going home.
07 holdingup - Not letting go is like a game, except you only get one life. Don't drop the case load or there will be real consequences. Carry all of this from there to over there without breaking a sweat. Call me when you're through and I'll give you a couple Linden dollars.
08 observe - Sit down and take a look at what comes out of my briefcase. Unfortunately you'll need to wear these special glasses to shield your eyes from the shear awesomeness. Oh and don't blink.
09 hurry - I saw a flier for an underground show at the non-underground show. I went to the underground show and there was a large bathtub filled with different kinds of hair and fur being sold for $3 a handful. Not able to get enough, I had to run home and get more cash before the party got busted.
10 mushring - Step inside the circle and hear a sound that opens up your chakras. Beware however, that for each minute you spend inside the circle, ten human years pass. Step outside the circle and see how long your beard has grown.
11 confirm - I count the knocks - once, then twice. I knock twice and wait for the knock count of three. I knock once, and receive a once-knock in return. I knock twice, and receive a twice knock. No thrice knock is heard.
12 primstal - We've connected the organ directly to your heart and soul. Usually, we don't let the victim hear the music being produced but in your case, we'll make a torturous exception. *chaises the cat from one side of the apartment to the other* I know my loud high heals are enough.
13 thairopyans - There's something awry in the plastic garden. Watch the bouncing frog and see which lilly pads it chooses. Is that a real frog? It could be artificially ribbitelligent. In the end, who really cares. I talk to origami frogs as if they were real. I can't continue without accepting that this frog is frog enough.
14 optimestol - Here, swallow this pill and it will release all of your night ruminations whilst providing a service of bad dreams. Stop taking the pill and your good dreams will return, but with them, your night ruminations. Follow me, the party is just through this hedge.
15 bugworld - Stand tall and represent the insect society. Show the large footed creatures who is really in charge. *dies* I hereby replace the speaker bug and appoint myself lord of bug-shire. Now it's time to release the centipedes from their slumber. Let's invite each segment to vote.
16 calliocatabite - recite this spell for escape, and the world around you will decompose like lego bricks being returned to the box. Watch as the architecture folds up at the DNA level. There is no telling where you will end up, but know that you will be removed from here. They say relapse is a part of recovery.