Album Notes

Born of llama and mortal man, Ninjas W/ Syringes emerged from a research facility somewhere near Nelson, BC in the summer of 1943. Originally designed as sex robots, they were also equipped with advanced healing factors, heat vision, and super strength. As WW2 worsened the trio was recruited by the American government to fight against the Nazi campaign in Europe, but they totally got lost on the way and ended up in what they thought to be modern day Iran. Assuming odd jobs under the name Mr. Pilkington and BJ Busy Bottoms, the dastardly erect duo earned modest wages savaging under the clever guises - riverboat gamblers! In an attempt to sleep in the VIP suites, the two befriended Commander Borthwick, billowy mariner of the seven seas (as well as 5 or 6 small rivers.) Fully manned as a trio of sexiness and w/ the seas to their backs and nayly a penny of pence to their name they spent several booze soaked years frolicking for the barren hillsides for elder-berries and eventually navigated the I-5 north until one fine day they happened upon a quiet town beside a river. The seemingly queer unit instantly fell in love with the many bridges and wonderful bowling alleys Portland had to offer. Premature is a full length professionally mastered CD w/ full artwork including a 10 page fold out lyric booklet filled w/ an expose of full color pictures, exposing their flagrant disregard for public nudity laws. A fun 12 song CD recorded at Camp David in Corvallis, OR w/ bonus material! Cram your fun hole w/ our music and touch yourself!