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10 tracks on this album represent the passion and genius of Norm Sherman’s music. Tales of dates gone awry, stories of non-traditional milk sources, nightmares of Jesus DNA being discovered and exploited.
Genre: Spoken Word: Musical Comedy
Release Date: 2007
Norm Sherman Record Label: Norm Sherman
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Preview Song Name Time Format Price Select
Fetus in Your Kitchen 5:08 $0.99
More Ways Than One 3:45 $0.99
Pint of Urine 3:55 $0.99
Rutabaga 4:49 $0.99
Asian Baby 4:13 $0.99
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry 2:16 $0.99
The Ballad of Jack Taylor 4:30 $0.99
FEMA 2:19 $0.99
Jesus Clones 4:55 $0.99
Everybody's Got Nipples 3:35 $0.99
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Album Notes

It was somewhere between 11th and 12th grade when Norm realized for the first time that he had three testicles. He wrote a song about his third nut to score chicks and establish superiority over his dull bi-gonadic male peers. It was then that he realized he had an aptitude for writing crappy songs about ridiculous subject matter. Norm met Dusty Magnum in 2006 and together they have confused people that are half-way listening and generated awkwardness and scattered applause from literally several, several different audiences at various open-mic nights and other non-paying venues.

In 2007, Norm finished his first CD - a project recorded in his living room in which he plays all the instruments and sings all the vocals.
To ensure the highest possible quality for his cd, Norm hired the guy who mixed and mastered the Rolling Stones albums to make his cd sound absolutely perfect.
So what do you get?

The 10 tracks on this album represent the passion and genius of Norm Sherman’s music. Tales of dates gone awry, stories of non-traditional milk sources, nightmares of Jesus DNA being discovered and exploited, paranoid conspiracy theories about the government and chupacabres - it all blends together with mediocre banjo playing and Norm’s tender and sincere voice. You’ve never heard anything like Norm Sherman, that’s for sure. Listen for yourself, you’ll agree – “he’s an entire testicle better than everybody else out there.”

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REVIEWS

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author: James White
Norm just gets music and the magic of the unexpected and his songs show it. I strongly recommend his album, podcast and hopefully a follow up album. Sure, you bought some albums of whatever is fresh at the time, whatever made your teenage years flow, but when was the last time you got music purely for its potential to make you laugh. Far too long for me, I'm in!
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author: Sacha
What a great CD this is! Norm is great at what he does. And he does it all. This CD is crazy, weird, funny, sweet and has some great music too! An awesome mix of fun lyrics and catchy music that bring a big smile on my face every time I listen. If you love to have something weird in your life, buy this CD and your life will never be the same.
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author: Nick
This cd is fantastic, and I don't even really like bluegrass music. I can't decide which song is my favorite- they are all hilarious. Very catchy and impressive playing, hard to believe it's just one guy overdubbing all those instruments and vocals. Norm is a one-man bluegrass band.
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author: Laura
This cd has changed my life. Daddy drinks because you cry has forever changed my parenting style, and everybody's got nipples has totally opened my eyes to the possibilites for world peace...in short, this album will change the world.
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