All this takes place when Santa awakes one morning and goes out to the Reindeer Barn and finds his trusty reindeer are gone. But his shock was not over with yet. In each stall where his famous reindeer once was, he found a pig and on the door of each stall was a lot of silly names that only pigs would want to be called. If these pigs were not fast learners, the children of the world would not have a Christmas that year. But a lot of training and a determined Santa, meant that people around the world saw the most unusual sight they had ever seen on Christmas Eve: Santa and his sleigh gracefully gliding across the sky, with eight pigs pulling the sleigh. But those who heard Santa shout encouragement to his sleigh-pulling pigs were surprised when he shouted out: Now Pork Chop, Now Fat Back, Now Bacon and Pinky. On Patty Cake, On Piggy, On Ham Bone And Stinky.
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