Album Notes

The Familiar EP, lovingly and painstakingly recorded at home in the tiny musical man-cave depicted in the cover art at left, has been released by www.handmaderecords.com. The artist himself is collaborating at this very moment with a vast army of two skilled professional copy writers and poets to describe the music contained on this 30-minute EP so that it will seem like marketable product to the massive audience of literally half-dozens of miscreants who come here seeking the latest recordings of Paul Kotheimer. The aforementioned copy writers and poets will be handsomely paid in free guitar lessons after they replace the text you are reading with something which actually makes sense.

Stay tuned. Meanwhile, if you have read this sentence or either of the several previous ridiculous sentences, feel free to contact the artist directly by e-mail at pk@handmaderecords.com. Especially if you would like to buy a CD, or otherwise SUPPORT INDEPENDENT MUSIC by supporting the artist who makes the CD offered for sale on this website. Is anybody reading this? Gosh I hope not. This is merely placeholder text.

Also, since you must be extremely dedicated to have read this far into the placeholder text, the hand-made record label is authorized to disclose the whereabouts of FREE mp3's by this same relatively unknown artist, Paul Kotheimer, who is quite possibly one of several candidates for the finest songwriter currently living in historic east Urbana, Illinois. Please e-mail the artist directly for the whereabouts of those free mp3s, or try the "Free mp3s" link at the webpage: www.handmaderecords.com/tracks.