Album Notes

Howdy,
I'm a guy who tried for years to get a record deal and lost a goodly amount of my hair but not my humor or skills! I can craft a song so that you can remember it, dance to it, whistle it and get it stuck in yer head! I also write beautiful ballads and can't figger out how "Mr. Moon" never got me an Grammy...but the vagaries of the dumb moosic biz aside, (how many businesses turned down somethaing as big as the BEATLES?) this is one fun collection of songs that shoulda been hits and here's your chance to help them get outta the barn and make your butt shake!! (What is a "butt shake", by the way, is that two parts ice cream and five parts rear muscle?)
Oh yeah- I did all the voices, all the instruments and all the recordings, the editing, the graphics and art! This here's a Pauly virtual band!

Thanx to all the folks who downloaded "Dirty Little Secret"
so far, it's my second-best seller! Y'know,...for a virtual band that never existed, never performs (and probably won't unless you buy another 10,000 copies) gets no press or advertising, that just proves what I told all those record company A+R guys a thousand times: LET THE PEOPLE DECIDE!
But you know, all MEN in positions of POWER know EVERYTHING and you know NOTHING. Beats me how all those songs got recorded in the past without A+R guys to play all those instruments and sing all those voice parts...a mystery!!
God Bless America AND CDBaby!
Pauly
http://www.artofpencil.com