Album Notes

When you have the world at your fingertips...don't pick your nose. These are the words PDM Boys frontman, Scott Shafer lives by. "I've accomplished so much in such a small amount of time...I really am blessed. I'm only 25 and I have a house in the hills next to Britney Spears, I have a summer home in the Hamptons near my good friend, P. Diddy...I even have a penthouse in Chicago where I keep all my WWE action figures. I mean...that's all it's for. I paid seven figures for an apartment for my action figures!"

The singer's life hasn't always been peaches and cream however. "I remember the day like it was yesterday...me and some of my buddies went to a kegger at Ball State. So I walk in like I'm hella fly...like I'm Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka fly. I look around at all the sexy ladies and I see a dude wearing the exact same shirt as me. I was crushed. I tell you I cried myself to sleep that night."

The PDM Boys are busy tearing up the underground scene while toying with the idea of signing with a major label. "It's been crazy...this guy from Virgin keeps blowing up my cell phone," Shafer says. "It's like dude I'll call you when I've got something to talk about...until then give me my space! It's nice knowing that I could call Lava/Atlantic or Interscope tomorrow and get signed on the spot...but whatever. I want them to call me with an offer that's gonna make my toes curl."

According to Shafer the events of everyday life get the creative juices flowing and common occurrences are the source of inspiration. "Believe it or not...I was really stoned when I wrote '4:20'," He says. "I was also drunk. I was so drunk, in fact... I rushed the lyrics to the last verse just so I could pass out!"

Ah, yes...Phat Dick Mafia indeed. They are Pumped, poised and ready to take over the world. Sri Lanka better get ready!

-Hugh Jorgan
Transexual Crack Whore Magazine

"Check out the mp3 of OH, IT'S TRUE! (WE RAN A TRAIN ON YOUR MOMMA)...it's sure to be the most downloaded song on the internet very soon!"

-Ben Dover
backdoorvixens.com

"I believe that the PDM Boys could be the most explosive group to hit the college music market in a long, long time. That doesn't mean that you have to be a freaky bisexual college coed to enjoy their music. Hell...you don't even need to know how to spell 'college' to enjoy the grooves. What could be more important than songs about beer and boobies? I sure can't think of anything."

-Haywoode Jablowmee
Director of 'Dikes on Bikes 3'

"I love to listen to the PDM Boys as I look at this photo of Janet Jackson's boob exposed at the Super Bowl."
http://www.drudgereport.com/mattjj.htm

-Anita Johnson
President of Janet Jackson Boobie Watchers