Album Notes

What can I say about Perder Pie’s second musical masterpiece that isn’t already known? Listening to this album has been known to cure 14 types of cancer, from bowel to ovarian to the lesser-known fingernail cancer. Owners of “Illiterate” upon hearing the vibrations produced by the bits in this disc have found true love, received promotions at work, and have gotten mathematically close to winning numbers on random-draw lottery tickets. The manufactured plastic and glossy paper on which the album is presented can be ground into a fine dust which then functions as an effective male aphrodisiac (and subsequent contraceptive as needed), or can be served as a tasty tea and effective sore throat remedy. Women faint, hardened criminals cry, babies learn to fly, and old men quit complaining in the presence of this marvelous piano-based rock album. Take it for a spin yourself and check out the unsigned, un-affiliated, artist-produced, locally-recorded, RIAA-free second album from this killer group.