Comedy sketches for: Cellphones / TV / Radio / Podcasts / Broadcasts
"In my day, we didn't have these new-fangled cell phones and ringtones. No sir-ee; we used 2 cans and a string . . . "
- Geezer,
Ringtone Theatre Volume 1 CD
Who knew ringtones could be so fun?
TV and Movie composer Suzannah Doyle has joined farces with a troupe of talented actors, musicians, comedians and outside-the-box improv-isarians to bring you RINGTONE THEATRE. These epic comedy mini masterpieces of stage, screen and the hilarious everyday world are set to music and presented in 30 seconds for your cell phone pleasure!
Some longer comedy sketches are included as well. Great for Cell phones, TV and radio shows, Podcasts, broadcasts and anywhere else fine comedy is appreciated.
"Say, Dollface, pick up the phone . . . "
- Cagney-esque gangster,
Ringtone Theatre Volume 1 CD
You’ll find movie satires, parodies, and outside-the-box spins on everything from Nigerian email scams to celebrity impersonations such as James Bond calling regarding having misplaced his Jaguar. Not to mention avant garde a capella songs such as "Banana Banana Banana" and a bit of eavesdropping on phone messages left for Jesus and God.
And like a radio play, each ring tone has sound effects and original underscoring music by Suzannah Doyle and friends.
"Ring Ring. Who's there?"
- Ring Ring joke man,
Ringtone Theatre Volume 1 CD
RINGTONE THEATRE CO-HORTS INCLUDE:
- LYRIS COOPER (Hypochondriacs, Discount Grim Reapers, Zombies, Queer Eye Guy)
- ALLEN DeSOMER (Sitar music - including Sitar Spangled Banner)
- RYLAN DOYLE (Russian Spies, Hockey Guys, and Potassium Voice)
- SUZANNAH DOYLE (Music, Scripts, Nerds, Southern voices, Julia Child, Geezers, Nigerian, Latino, and Queer Eye guys, Sexy Innuendo Cellphone voice, Marvin Monroe, Banana Muppet voice)
- LEON FLOOD (In a World Guy Voiceovers)
- JACKSON FRISBIE (Hockey player)
- NEAL GLADSTONE (Brokers and Bumblebees)
- VICKI HANNAH LEIN (Self Esteem coach)
- BRYCE HANSON (Hockey guy, primate)
- J. C JARVIS (John Wayne, Film Noir Gangster, Geezer, Cellphone ghost)
- MURRAY LEIN (Habib from India)
- ERIC NEPOM (Pirates, News Anchor, Nerd, Rhett & Scarlett, Latino Soap Opera Guy, Telethon Host, Aerobics Dude, etc.)
- NICK PUGLIESE (Psycho Killer Script)
- A. SIVETZ (God, James Bond, Sean Connery)
- STEVE SOUCY (Hockey Music)
- MICHAEL WARNER (Ring Ring Jokes, Faux Commercials & Radio Shows, Jesus Phone Mssgs, Cannibals, Gates of Heaven, Name ringtones, Phone Wars)
Ringtone Theatre is a whole new paradigm in Ringtone Entertainment . . . Coming soon to a cell phone near YOU! (Available now through Verizon, MonsterMob and AudioSparx). But YOU can own them right now as MP3s, or on this handy CD collection of Ringtone Theatre's best 50 comedy ringtones.
"Banana Banana Banana!"
- The a capella Banana Banana Banana Ensemble,
Ringtone Theatre Volume 1
It’s Monty Python meets Mad TV and "You Don't Know Jack" on Your Phone!
"Frankly, my dear, I don't gi --"
- Rhett Butler (rudely hung up on)
Ringtone Theatre, Volume 1 CD
Ringtone Theatre. Come play where ringtones play!
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Comedy sketches for: Cellphones / TV / Radio / Podcasts / Broadcasts
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