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S'no Balls

by Rudy Casoni

A swinging, loungie, comedy record of epic yuletide proportions. Booze it up, Fatty.
Genre: Jazz: Swing/Big Band
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1. S'no Balls
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2. Christmas Stuffing
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2:39 $0.99
3. Office Christmas Party
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2:34 $0.99
4. Christmas Mistress
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5. Ain't Christmas Without You
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6. Beware, Beware
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7. Drinkie, Drankie, Drunkie
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4:07 $0.99
8. Snowtime Fatty
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3:05 $0.99
9. The Christmas That Was
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10. Crippled Mike
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11. Midnight Clear
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12. Michieli Natale
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Album Notes
S'NO BALLS is twelve rude and hilarious Christmas tunes that are sure to ignite any holiday party. Especially if highballs are involved. And broads. And then some cocktails get thrown in. Dames and booze, put on S'no Balls and WHAMMO, Clyde, it's Instant Christmas!

Rudy Casoni is often called, "a singer's singer." Other times a "drinker's singer" but usually he's referred to as a "drinking singer." He surfaced briefly in the mid-nineties to appear on MTV in thirty second shorts singing the hits of the day. Then it was back to his circuit: Atlantic City, Tahoe and Vegas. Until now.

When contacted by phone and asked Why make a Christmas record?, Casoni responded with his usual mix of hostility and profoundly slurred clarity: "Look you prick, I am blessed I tells ya. Truly fortunate to finally give these holiday gifts in song form. It was some kind of sweet song-lovin. A giving of birth if you will. You see, sometime last winter I was hit hard with inspiration and knocked unconscious. Perhaps it was a blackjack or a pipe. Could have been a heavy can of some kind. Anyway, I was held down and then, well, violated repeatedly by someone smelling of pine, cinnamon and myrrh whom I can only assume was Father Christmas because magically, nine months later, these twelve wet and precious joys burst forth from my singing loins. Ans so I give them to you this holiday season, pally. My divine Christmas Song-Children. I call them 'S'no Balls' you may call them 'Swinging'."

God Bless you, Rudy, and Merry Christmas.


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eliene mirkowitz

swing on pally!!!
after christmas all i generally have to look forward to is half off trim, now i can keep singin' and swingin' my dirty little self. tanks rudy!

Lee Archer

No Christmas collection should be without this CD.
Rudy Casoni has some serious balls- S'no Balls that is. This collection of off-color tunes will keep you swingin' throughout the holidays. Should be a favorite of the wiseguy set.

Dan Kinsella

Classic Casoni!
Frank never had the Balls to do an album like this, so leave it to Casoni. The funniest Christmas CD you'll ever hear with GREAT music! I'm gonna need surgery to get these songs outta my head!

Thomas Lennon

One of the funniest albums ever.
S'no Balls is one of the funniest albums I've ever heard. But the songs are also so catchy that you'll have a hard time getting them out of your head.

Troy DeVolld

S'no Balls: S'marvelous
Rudy shakes up nice cold Christmas cocktails as he channels the Chairman for this amazingly well-performed, beautifully executed 12 track gem.

S'NO BALLS stands the test of repeat listening and will likely still be a favorite in March, long after the holiday tree bites it.