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RUMBLE BEES and SEXY WORKER BEES : Be Pretty, Be Naked, Be Quiet...and other songs of healing including "Dysfunctional Family" and "A Lot Like Life"
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FUNNY BLUESY SEXY
Genre: Blues: Rockin' Blues
Release Date: 2000
Be Pretty, Be Naked, Be Quiet...and other songs of healing including "Dysfunctional Family" and "A Lot Like Life" Record Label: RUMBLE BEES and SEXY WORKER BEES
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Preview Song Name Time Format Price Select
Dysfunctional Family 2:51 Album Only
Be Pretty Be Naked Be Quiet 2:38 Album Only
I Wanna Get Laid 4:35 Album Only
Nice Ass Butt 3:58 Album Only
My Next Girlfriend 3:56 Album Only
Something Wrong With Everyone 4:53 Album Only
Hey You 2:36 Album Only
Thing of Beauty 3:20 Album Only
Serious Bank 2:20 Album Only
One Bad Habit 2:56 Album Only
I Look Better in the Dark 2:36 Album Only
Dippin' It 4:28 Album Only
Rock It, Daddy 2:59 Album Only
I Got a Thing On My Thing 3:41 Album Only
If You Can Bake a Cake, You Can Make a Bomb 2:25 Album Only
That's a Good Sign 2:31 Album Only
A Lot Like Life 5:36 Album Only
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Album Notes

This is the original Rumble Bees CD. It includes many of the songs that made their kooky reputation, written by Mike Himelstein and honed by the band over countless three hour sets on the Santa Monica Pier. Anthems of idiocy. Exercises in stupidity, shallowness and dumbness. "A Lot Like Life" "Dysfunctional Family" "Be Pretty, Be Naked, Be Quiet" "I Wanna Get Laid, I Wanna Make Money" "Nice Ass Butt" "My Next Girlfriend" The classics.

If you are a fan of the Rumble Bees, you probably have this album already. If not, dig in. And you should check out their follow up CD, "Public Fool From A Public "School", which has plenty more of the same nonsense. Here are some notes on the Music by Mike Himelstein

DYSfUNCTIONAL FAMILY
This isn't about my family. Yes it is.
solo John "Hot Rod" Tompkins

BE PRETTY BE NAKED BE QUIET
and not neccesarily in that order
horns Rick Rossi

I WANNA GET LAID (I Wanna Make Money)
Am I asking so much? What's the big deal?
Lead guitar by Mike Novitch
Pete Novitch arranged a lot of this song

NICE ASS BUTT
Just when I thought I could go no lower, bingo!
Solo: Hot Rod

MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND (Is Gonna Be Prettier Than You)
Look, I got dropped. I'm mentally ill. This song is the result.
Mike Novitch plays the guitar solo

SOMETHING WRONG WITH EVERYONE
Everyone else, that is
Mike Novitch & Tollak Olestedt solo

HEY YOU
Legendary bluesman Johnny Winter recorded this song of mine, I thought we should too. Tollak Olestedt played the harmonica


SERIOUS BANK
and with the release of this CD, I feel we'll all get RICH!
Hot Rod on guitar

ONE BAD HABIT
I always thought this could be a country and western hit by one of those "Aw shucks" hicks down in Nashville, but those dime store hillbillies just won't co operate. Something about it not being "good " Solo by Hot Rod, & I played a wee bit of harmonica on this

I LOOK BETTER IN THE DARK
and the darker it gets, the better I look
Solo: Hot Rod

DIPPIN' IT
Ever wonder "Is he busy? Is he busy? Busy is he! Gee whiz he is". Solo by Hot Rod

ROCK IT, DADDY
One of the John Tompkins' originals that made his legend

I GOT A THING ON MY THING
I don't really have a thing on my thing, but I can't speak for anyone else involved in this project. Julie Chadwick wails on the end of this

THAT'S A GOOD SIGN
I wrote this song when I was 19 years old, it's still one of my favorites. I don't know if that's good or bad. Hot Rod does the guitar solo

A THING OF BEAUTY
dedicated to Dena Diamond (she is a lovely lady, and my apologies to her)

IF YOU CAN BAKE A CAKE, YOU CAN MAKE A BOMB
The sexy worker bees strike back Tollak Olested on organ

BONUS TRACK: (Not available on the cassette) ((actually there is no cassette)) (((so it's really not a bonus track, it's just another song)))
A LOT LIKE LIFE (Courtesy of Del-fi Records)
This was never available on anything but vinyl til now.
Thank you WHTG, Asbury Park New Jersey for making this an underground hit of sorts.

RUMBLE BEES BIO

How tight are the Rumble Bees? About as tight as the dresses worn by the SEXY WORKER BEES, and that's as tight as you can get without being nude.

But exactly who are these bluesy RUMBLE BEES, and why are they causing so much excitement whenever they headline at clubs like B.B. KINGS, or at festivals like the International Lobsterfest, (that's right, Lobsterfest, baby!), or good old Rusty's Surf Ranch on the Santa Monica Pier? And why have their songs been featured on the "Tonight Show" "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy" and "Cold Pizza" on ESPN 2 (not the real ESPN, but ESPN 2) And who cares?

Who are these guys?
Mike Himelstein is the group's founder, leader, singer and songwriter. He is, in his own words "An idiot". His R&B and blues songs have been recorded by great artists including the Brian Setzer Orchestra, Al Jarreau, The Temptations, the Baha Men, Vanessa Williams, William Shatner, Billy Gilman, CeCe Winans, Joe Bonamassa, Karyn White, and many others. Legendary blues man Johnny Winter recorded Mike's classic Rumble Bee song "Hey You". Rick Derringer recorded his "Big Time Love". He's written songs for films such as "Shrek" and is a frequent contributor to Walt Disney Records childrens albums, and has recorded for them. He wrote and produced the children's CD "Bozo And Pals" for the Music For Little People label. He is a Dreamworks Music staff songwriter. If you add it all up, he's a heck of a guy.

John "Hot Rod" Tompkins is the group's co-founder and lead guitar player. He's got fast hands and a knock out punch. When we all played basketball together on the playground, he followd his shots. He's that type of guy. In his hands, the guitar is a weapon. He recently tried to buy a guitar and had to go through the seven day waiting period while they did a background check.


In 1990 Del fi Records released "A Lot Like Life" and "Hey You" as a single, and it made it to the top twenty in several alternative radio markets before failing miserably.

They released their CD "Be Pretty Be Naked Be Quiet" in 2000 to rave reviews and quickly sold out the first run. "BPBNBQ" is in it's second printing. The band will release "Public Fool From A Public School" (More stupid songs for genius people) in October of 2003.

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REVIEWS

absolutely bitchin!!
author: Justin Himelstein
I love the CD. The songs are brilliant and hilarious. I love my Uncle Mike.
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this is a great album, i mean a really great album
author: Mike Himelstein
BE PRETTY BE NAKED BE QUIET is a triumph of the absurd and a victory of the stupid. It is filled to the brim with funny songs and legitimate complaints, and it even has observations. It features the original version of the underground hit "A Lot Like Life" Add in the great guitar work of John Tompkins and the backing vocals of the world famous Sexy Worker Bees, and you have a heck of an album. If I do say so myself.
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Better Than The Beatles
author: Barry Wittenstein
This is really a fun CD! Surprising that they're LA based; with Himelstein's fantastic sense of self-deprecating sense of humor you'd almost think he was from the East Coast. Hey, go figure! The band is really tite, the tunes masterfully crafted, I found myself laughing out loud. Then again, I do that a lot when I'm by myself. In the spirit of full disclosure, I've known Michael Himelstein since Ford was president (that's right, Ford WAS president) and OK I'm biased. But I have a lot of friends from the past and I hate who they are, what they've become, their wives, you know how it goes. Not Himelstein. His spirit surrounds us all, even tho mentally he might be suffering from that dreaded mid-life disease--SENILITY! PS--his 1976 classic, "Circus On The Couch" is a..uh..still pretty much unlistenable. But what a great title!
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