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Eric Schwartz : Pleading the First: Songs My Mother Hates
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Zappa meets Lehrer Meets Weird Al Meets topics like Bill Clinton, Matthew Shepherd, the Peanuts and Weed.
Genre: Folk: Political
Release Date: 2000
Pleading the First: Songs My Mother Hates Record Label: Claritone
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Preview Song Name Time Format Price Select
Who Da Bitch Now? 2:14 $0.99
Dirty Laundry List 0:48 $0.99
Trust Fund Blues 3:17 $0.99
Charliesomething 2:43 $0.99
Taco Bill's Cannon 3:31 $0.99
B.J. (Bad Joke) 1:12 $0.99
President Schwartz 2:37 $0.99
Monica's Mouth 2:18 $0.99
The Pancake Song 1:53 $0.99
Come Out of the Closet 4:22 $0.99
Hey, Weren't You Gay? 2:18 $0.99
Crotchless Musings 0:57 $0.99
Stoned People 2:14 $0.99
I Swear, She Said She Was 18 4:13 $0.99
Telemarket Trailer-Park-It Trash 3:09 $0.99
Houston, We Have A Problem (Shaving off my muff for you) 3:47 $0.99
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Album Notes

Zappa meets Lehrer Meets Weird Al Meets topics like Bill Clinton, Matthew Shepherd, the Peanuts and Weed.

Pleading the First is Eric's attempt to be rid once and for all of these horrible songs that just won't die.

Wonderfully offensive songs.

You'll cringe. And you'll laugh.

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REVIEWS

Pleading the First-Songs My Mother Hates
author: Gina Rosset Smith
Eric,sweetie,this time you sent me over the edge!You are the first artist/pleasantly-warped,self-proclaimed woman in a man's body I 'm rating 5 stars!Hit yourself over the head a few more times & write us some more "Religious Materials"Smooch,kiss-kiss,& give yourself a noogie,baby!I need a DVD of your sickness/work to scratch my itch,you contagious F---!xxoo,Gina Gayle
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X3 I love it!!!
author: Anna T
This album is fantastic!!! My favorite so far is number 10: "Come Out of the Closet". I know plenty of people that song applies to. "Stoned People" reminds me of most of my friends....it's all true!!!
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You twisted bastard...
author: Jo
I looked at the title of this CD and I thought, "If his mother hates it, mine'll have a heart attack" - and I bought it. After speedy delivery all the way to Australia (I was most impressed), I promptly went and bought another few albums. I'm eagerly awaiting those ones. It's a really good thing CDs don't wear out like vinyl does, because I haven't stopped playing it. And much to the horror of my aforementioned mother, even when I visit her I have found myself bursting out at random with things like, "My ex-friend Katie lent me her Epilady, and I found out how loud I could SCREEEEAM!" It's a little more difficult to explain, though, when I sing the chorus of "Telemarket Trailer-Park-It Trash"... Lova ya, Eric, you twisted individual!
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Fan*******tastic!!!
author: Becca from Chicago
Excellent material, very lighthearted and irreverent. I actually played this CD for my own mother and she loved it...spent the remainder of a happy weekend singing "these are things that stoned people do" with me. Highly recommend to people of all ages who have well developed senses of humor!!! :)
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