Shirley Gnome | Ho Down

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Ho Down

by Shirley Gnome

Dirty, raunchy, silly "cuntry/bluecrass" music by one shameless hussy - its all about sex and penises and all the funny stuff that happens when we knock our junk together.
Genre: Country: Alt-Country
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1. Big Hard Imagination Shirley Gnome and the Gnomes
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2. Masturbation Over Breakfast Shirley Gnome and the Gnomes
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3. Spoonin' Blues Shirley Gnome and the Gnomes
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4. The Backpack Song Shirley Gnome and the Gnomes
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5. Men Like to Come on My Face Shirley Gnome and the Gnomes
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6. Penis Hand Shirley Gnome and the Gnomes
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7. Blew My Load Shirley Gnome and the Gnomes
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8. The Safety Word Shirley Gnome and the Gnomes
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9. Menage Au Twhaa? Shirley Gnome and the Gnomes
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10. Old Man Shirley Gnome and the Gnomes
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ABOUT THIS ALBUM


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Shirley Gnome is a cuntry music burning sensation. Born on a farm just outside of Regina, Saskatchewan, her miraculous birth is a local legend. Her mama, Ingrid "The Flappy Flaps" Robins, shoved a garden gnome into her cooter one horny night, and was struck by lighting at the same time. This act o' God caused the gnome to get Ingrid "in trouble", and 9 months later, Shirley Gnome was born. Her mother died in a freak tractor fucking accident when Shirley was just a child. Living with distant relatives in Surrey, B.C, she grew bored of the classy uptight mentality of the town, and at the age of 15, she joined a traveling sex circus. There, she first cut her performance chops with her famous "happy octopus" trick. She moved to Vancouver,hoping that the cool, salty and clammy breezes of the ocean might calm her calamity of a cooter, and began to write songs as a way to turn her urges into catchy "cuntry" tunes. Ho Down is the first release of these sweet sweet sonic urges - and there's a lot more material where that came from.


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