Album Notes

The Best of this Somewhat Sloppy Super Sampler is the result of a twenty-three minute lab study on what the brain finds bizarre and utterly useless in the pursuit of happiness or human survival. Adult & wacky folk, electronic, and piano, with a tub of random junk tacked on for no good reason other than Squish was born cripplingly eclectic. It is Squish\'s first CD, and while it kicks butt, you can be assured the next twenty minute lab study will produce something even more moronic.

Squish is a crazy, chaoticly creative, cute, cuddly, pseudo-psycho wannabe comedian / singer-songwriter / novelist / philosopher, almost three entire decades old, on a quest for insanity and lime tostitos, and a mission to top Tom Green, Adam Sandler, Dr. Demento, Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie, & Throwing Toasters.

Do not drop this CD in a tub of liquid lard any bigger than several living rooms, do not expose to nuclear power source, and never toss into a cubical room maked \"024 888 0G5\" to test whether it\'s is a death trap.