Welcome to Great Golf Hits, Volume 1, created by PGA Golf Professional Stan Buzas. Quite possibly the best golf parody lyrics ever written.
GREAT GOLF HITS was inspired by Jake Trout & The Flounders; Peter Jacobsen, Payne Stewart and Mark Lye. GREAT GOLF HITS takes golf parody songs to a new level, raising the bar to create golf parody songs that are "seriously golf" and "seriously fun"! Great Golf Hits tells golf stories about situations, successes, failures and feelings that all golfers can identify with. Being a PGA Life Member much of the content that goes into my golf parodies comes from 48 years of playing and working the Great game of golf. Having written nearly 100 golf parodies I like to call myself The Golf Poet. I trust that GREAT GOLF HITS will touch your golfing funny bone and your golfing heart.
From this musical golf professional, best wishes for the 2014 golf season!
Stan Buzas, PGA
"The Golf Poet"
ANY PUTT IS MISSABLE...This song is about a golfer who has great difficulty once he gets on the greens. He gets so worked up over putting that he hyperventilates, his hands shake, and he gets that unsettled feeling in the pit of his stomach.
SOME GUYS MAKE ALL THE PUTTS...This song is about a kid watching the tour pros on TV and wanting to be a good player just like them. The chorus "some guys make all the putts" represents how the kid sees the pros; as perfect.
WHAT'S CLUBS GOT TO DO WITH IT...This golfer is always getting the newest clubs that come out hoping to get a better game and better scores. The female voice in the chorus is his conscience telling him that it doesn't matter what clubs he uses, it's his swing that's the problem and he should get golf lessons.
ANOTHER PUTT'S IN THE CUP...Tiger Woods coming on the PGA Tour as a rookie and announcing: "Here I am, I'm the best, I'm the one you've got to try to beat".
I'M KINDA LAZY...This song is being sung by a tour pro ( Carlos Franco? ) who doesn't practice much but at night while asleep he has vivid dreams that he's practicing. The idea for this song came from a comedy segment The Golf Channel did about Carlos not doing all the practicing and warming up before he tees up in a tournament, like the other tour pros do.
SAVE THIS ROUND...when you struggle from tee to green you can still save your par and "Save Your Round" and turn in a good score if you have a good short game.
HIT ME ON THE SWEET SPOT... This song is sung by Tiger Woods "golf ball", explaining the experience of being smacked around the course by Tiger.
I'M OUT OF BOUNDS...This poor golfer hits his tee shot "Out of Bounds" a lot. Through out the song he tries to figure out why.
I'LL BE COUNTING TOO...This song is about the last two competitors in a Match Play Tournament. As they start the Championship Match one player tells the other; don't try any funny stuff because I'm going to be watching you like a hawk and I'll be sticking to you like glue...I'm going to count every stroke that you take.
JUST CUT THE GRASS...This song is about Tiger Woods from a baby, to a kid learning the game, to college, to the PGA Tour. Surprise "bonus song" included with this song. The "bonus song" plays 5 minutes after Just Cut The Grass is finished.