Album Notes

Here's what they say about the songs:

TOO COLD
The Christmas song you've heard in the malls, now available for home use.

WHO'S BEEN NAUGHTY?
It doesn¹t take a Bloodhound to sniff out the Gang of influences on this track. Squeeze's "Cool For Cats" meets the Kinks "Superman" for an eggnog with a little shout thrown out to Trent Reznor in the end.

COLD
I've been dreaming of a Barry White Christmas.

MERRY CHRIMMUS '00
An update of a holiday favorite.

ROBERT GOULET IS LOOPED
Yup, this is the bit you've heard so much about.

EXTRA COLD
The Rick Baker remix of Too Cold, only Baker had nothing to do with it, and it's not really a remix; it's just longer and has different words.

SANTA COPPED A 'TUDE
What if Bob Dylan had been produced by Nick Lowe?

IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AGAIN
This old Stools carol is still being sung in grade schools across the country.

MERRY CHRIMMUS
Yes Mojo, Elvis is everywhere

COME BACK TO THE CATHOLICS
The Ad Counsel asked the Stools to help fill the pews.

GET ON YOUR KNEES
Audience participation at its finest.