Check into this dive & see your reflection sipping cava in a five star suite. Champagne, flowers, room service---the staff at Swanky Hotel aim to please. COLD COMFORT SONGS' Darryl Gregory has teamed up with the musical equivalent of Dashiell Hammett's Nick & Nora Charles. Namely, singer Francine Wheeler & songwriting hubby, David Cole Wheeler. On Teacup(It's Your Birthday), Mrs. Wheeler evokes the same allure found in those classic Film Noir nightclub chanteuses. On Open Eyes, she'll send a shiver up your spine. On Lesson No. 1, she'll crack you up as she shows you who's boss. Behind the scenes,the songwriting skills of Darryl Gregory & Cole Wheeler hold it all together like super glue. Mr. Wheeler's Open Eyes is as tragic as Leave A Light On is hopeful. It Will Find You is as reluctantly optimistic as Brass Ring is scathing. Darryl Gregory's pen truely shines on the heartstopping ballad, Eyes Of Hazel Green. So if you're looking for a bubbly cocktail of bon mots, cut with a dash of woe, here's your Martini. So tip the staff on your way out & count yourself among the lucky.

Located in the hipster district, SWANKY HOTEL does everything right. You're greeted at the door by a handsome, knowledgable concierge, your bags are taken directly to your room (no tip necessary), & the beds are all feather. No phone or TV, but then you won't need them -- there's so much going on at SWANKY HOTEL.