Beavers; you've been warned.
author: Ben Cushtie
LOOK AT WHAT THEY'RE DOING, THEY'RE BITING THROUGH THE WALLS!
Jesus. The drums sound like shopping trolleys full of empty Stella cans. There's a dwarf hitting them with sticks he found in the woods, and he's asking questions of you - questions you cannot answer because you went to a barbecue at Chris De Burgh's house and had a burger that was QUITE NICE. But remember, you were sick in the cab home. Remember. Now there's a guitar that's an electric toothbrush and it's making your whole face vibrate - not too much, and not too little, just at the right frequency; the resonant frequency of flesh. And to wash it down there's a warm sea of synth, lapping at your ankles as your feet dangle over the bed. Understanding. Salty. You lie back and dream of an old man who walks like a constipated penguin, sad that he will never experience this album, but happy that the traffic stops when it needs to. May he live to see his grandchildren quizzed by hypnotic dwarves.
Great album.
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Incredibly accomplished blend of ambience and metal.
author: Stinkfoot
The diversity and depth of metal and electronica implemented throughout, supplimented by the high standard of musicianship make this an incredibly interesting and accomplished album. Whether taking in the ambient landscapes that you can't help but envisage through tracks such as Rainbows Over Rotherham or just appreciating the balls out riffage of Warning Beavers it never fails to excite. I recommend it LOUD through a pair of good headphones!
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You'll never have heard anything quite like this!
author: Ian Smith
Szleppard's album demands repeat listening. It's subtle, brilliantly executed and unique whilst still drawing from recognisable influences. I found it impossible to fit any single track into a particular genre as ambient fuses masterfully with driving metal, creating a wonderful palette of sounds that will keep the listener enthralled and probably wondering how on earth he did it! I could not recommend this highly enough.
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