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The Fastest Steed on Earth : It's Slang for Heroin
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"Really blowsome blastfull clickable and masterfull noisey rock music. It says its glam, i read somewhere but i dont think that. Maybe, but it doesnt sound so glamorous to me." -our man WoO from Belgrade
Genre: Rock: Instrumental Rock
Release Date: 2004
It's Slang for Heroin Record Label: The Fastest Steed on Earth
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The Final Death of the Awesome Dude 3:16 $0.99
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Country Cocktails 4:31 $0.99
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Your LASAGNA Ate My Lasagna 4:59 $0.99
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Spaceboys 3:58 $0.99
scared intro 0:48 $0.99
...and That's When I Got Scared 5:28 $0.99
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Christ Fell Out of Bed, Bumped His Head, and Immediately Invente 4:50 $0.99
A Little Party 2:31 $0.99
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Album Notes

Zach Alberto - drums
Simon Griffeth - guitar, ebow
Matt Owen - keys
Heyward Sims - guitar, loops
Jon Stone - bass, optigan, transistor

The Fastest Steed on Earth grew up playing music. 20 hooves. 5 brains. 50 motherfucking fingers. Dude.

Outer Space is cool.

We like metal. You should like metal too.


They discovered us in the summer of 2003 slamming beers in a storage shed. We were booked on a punk rock festival and started getting gig offers and shit. The Steed had other members, just not on this recording. Mike Nienow, Matt Adams, Arthur Redman, and the rest of the Common Bond Mob were also in this Steed band.

Our 2nd show ever was named 'one of the top 10 live shows of 2003' in SC's official State Paper. Cher was also on that list. Cher.

Influenced by The Residents/Nomeansno/Tool/Tortoise/Tori Amos/Zappa/Floyd/Holst/Scratch Acid/Mr. Bungle/Tomahawk/NIN/the Pixies/Slint/Brainiac/Fantomas/Primus/Look What I Did/TubRing/Ween/Sleepytime Gorilla Museum/Devo/Antony and the Johnsons/the Mars Volta/Stevie Wonder/James Brown/Parliament/Gwar/Helmet/Jane's Addiction/Vandals/Suicidal Tendencies and the Infectious Grooves/Wu Tang/Doseone/Subtle/Fear/mostly Fear...

Enough.
Thank you.

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REVIEWS

Fastest Mindfuck on Earth
author: Big John
Where to start? The Amazing!!! time changes or how the music seems to change your moods in an neverending ebb and flow? It kinda reminded me of Dillenger Escape plan's Calculating Infinity in its chaotic melodies that seem oh-so perfectly timed and seems to fit together like the pieces of a beautiful Picasso inspired puzzle. So i say good show Fastest Steed on Earth and I look forward to hearing more from you as a group or as individuals in other prjects in the near future. Common Bond For Life. Long live the Retards and the Cotton Hope Kids.
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