Album Notes

The Tone Stonies are a greasy San Francisco rock ‘n’ roll band. "Absolutely Freaks" is their debut album. It sounds much better than they look. The band has many influences - few of which are still living. Descriptions make them uncomfortable. Sometimes they break out in a rash. Don’t worry, it’s not contagious.

Relevant Quotes:

"WOW it's like The Mothers of Invention but actually listenable." - A GUSHING YOUNG FAN

"They're really good but they're so OLD!" - A BRUTAL YOUNG FAN

"I love it - Johnny Cash meets the B52s!" - A RESPECTED INDIE MUSIC EXEC TRYING TO BE NICE

"Are you sure you want to release this?" - OUR MANAGER

"How could this have cost SO much?" - OUR ACCOUNTANT