Hello Wendels!  I was Googleing the word "Squidbob" and was fortuitously directed to this page. I'll have you know that if you're thinking of recording under the name "Squidbob" THINK AGAIN!  Not only have we been recording under this name for nearly a decade it is my last name!  I'm pretty sure that gives me universal "Dibs"!

Anyhoo...I have taken the prophylactic measure of suing you for Band-Name-Infringement for ...well....pretty-much everything you've got and will get.  You should receive your Summons in the mail any day now. Look on the bright side....you'll get to visit and see some of the sights in beautiful downtown Myanus.

Oh yeah! The songs still sound really good!

Richard D. Squidbob, jr.
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So...what roughly 2 years have passed since my last post?  Oh yeah! Prison is great!  Just friggin' great!  If only we had sold more CDs We wouldn't be in jail!  I have no idear where Hobart has been incarcerated and Al is still on the lamb.  But Hey! Things are looking up! I managed to teach these 2 rats that visit my cell every night to squeak in fifths....then I play the spoons and sing melodies over their squeaks. They seem to like it and the cell block is collecting money so we can record under the name of Squidbob. Look for our release party sometime in 2014.

Oh yeah! This Temporary Tattoo still sounds great!
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Well well well! You thought you pulled a fast one on the judge when you avoided the prison sentence by promising him that you would be on the straight and narrow tending to you blossoming CD business. It appears that the Wendels website is defunct, you have sold all of 7 copies of Temporary Tattoo and that the Wendels never were a REAL band!

Gotcha ya little ingrate! I have forwarded a recommendation that your probation be revoked and that you be required to immediately serve all 11 years for the lewd acts you performed on bicycle. Judge Spinkster remains on the bench and will remember your "if it may please the court" offerings of your last visit. The Citizens for decency are still talking about your revelations.

Serves you right for messing with me!

Oh yeah the songs are really good!

Prudence Gatwick
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I didn't even know this site exsisted or that our CD was postud up here! 

Anyway...So I'm sittin in my hovel, in my favorite lawn chair watching my "My Mother The Car" vids., when in bursts AL Wendel all hopped up on something (me thinks it was grape coolaid). He's screamin' and yellin' & really workin up a good lather about this site called CDbaby. I thought he was speaking without conjunctions, like it was some kind of game,  e.g. "Skip! Got cd baby!" or, pointing at the Captain Beyond jewel box, "cd baby!" How was I suposed to know? Huh?

Anyhoo, he stumbles to my computer (commodore 64), boots it up and gets on line. He turns to me and smiles, drool leaking out of the corner of his mouth like some deranged dental patient, and points this monster gun at me and says " Skip!....WEVIEWW!  Of course my response was "come again?" so he says " weee...view!  ....WEVIEW!!!" I consider this for a moment and calmly respond "wha?" 

As the drooling subsides it dawns on me that he want's me to review our very own cd on this site!!!!  CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?  Well!!! I had no intention of participating in this fraud so I typed up this tripe, told Al that I wrote a glowing review of our cd, and signed the name Prudence Gatwick (my probation officer) cuz ya see..............Al can't read...so the joke's on him.

Now agout that gun......oh! that's another story for another time!

Sorry for the inconvenience and the confusion but I just had to tell somebody because Hobart (Wendel) has gone camping.....and ya know......I got no friends.....sigh...

Your pal,

Skip Wendel
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