Album Notes

In the fall of 1956, the founders of the Modern Creationists Musical Society traveled to Europe, (by way of Lisbon,) with the chief aim of effectively solving the colossal conundrum, which, up to that time, had stifled virtually all global curiosity about the future of humankind. Yes, the trousered ape, (as H.M. Whipple most aptly said,) “had lost his way among the shrouded mists of history.” Bombs, both real and metaphorical, were thrown from one continent upon another, without a care or a civil word for tomorrow. Disaster seemed to lurk just around every corner. In short, diplomacy was thought, most assuredly dead…
Well rejoice dear, celebrated nomads! The time has come well nie for the curious to be curious once again...The truth lies within us.

-P.Q. Whittlerstein, Ishpeming, Mich. 1871
H.M. Whipple, The Freedom of the Barbarists, 1917. Juniper Press, New York, New York