CD Baby says YOU will want to KNOW what BLACK SEA OF LOVE is about.
We ask, “How to KnOW without chewing, and 100 times?”
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A SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISEMENT including DISCLAIMER, SCIENTIFIC TEST,GRATEFUL ACKNOWLEDGEMENT,ACTUAL COMMENTS FROM REAL PEOPLE and.....VOICES!
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WE GUARANTEE THIS CD
Is about
...SEXANDLOVE ADDICTION!! (As usual
...SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE!! (Hardly)
...DEMENTIA!! Excellent! Type I? Type II?
“Working for years, locked on Wing III with the Old and Old Old, she caught IT.”
DISCLAIMER
Don’t Worry. Most people won’t. Not from a CD. Just ask yourself before purchasing, "What's in it for me?"
Bonus Guarantee: A percentage of proceeds from your purchase can go to Your Favorite Charity if you insist
VOICE
“Don’t for a minute buy it! Likely she'll send CD's free (no tax and shipping) to anybody whose address she can get, along with unwanted advice. “
SCIENTIFIC TEST
Send request and your address to: daft@grics.net
GRATEFUL ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
Willa and Daft Cabaret offer greatful,required acknowledgement to:
The BOSTON CHAPTER of the AMERICAN COMPOSER'S FORUM [an organization sponsored in part by the Cherbec Foundation and the Massachusetts Cultural Council] for their generous support in the making of BLACK SEA OF LOVE and The Daft Cabaret’s award-winning Boston show “Let em Whirl!”
ACTUAL COMMENTS FROM REAL PEOPLE (according to them, finally)about BLACK SEA OF LOVE:
SS (CA) former Managing Director of the National Academy of Songwriters, and co-author of the smash Off-Broadway hit The Last Session, re a BLACK SEA OF LOVE song, (but which one?): “It’s Great! It’s the most unusual thing I’ve ever heard! And you can tell them I said so!" [bear in mind he wrote a musical]
JB (IL )author, radio journalist-NPR
“Willa is the Kurt Weill of Macomb” (that’s Macomb, Illinois….Listen to Jeff. He’s from Southern Illinois. Also author of new book lauded by Studs Terkel: The United States of Appalachia.)
GP (CA) lead singer of the sizzlin Inland Empire band ‘Slow Men Working’
“Wow…I’m with the guy who said it’s the most unusual thing he’d ever heard…I think the writing is superb and perfectly suited to the dissonance of the music…I found myself thrilled by the unexpected chords. … VERY ORIGINAL..and it grows on you, at least on me as I broke down some of my own prejudices while I listened…”
DR (MA) Techi, Grad of Boston Conservatory of Music, MA (but are you rich?):
"You have me hooked. Your originality is clearly beyond any widely-known style in the realm of popular music… too brutally honest and complex for the “New Age” circuit… too complex and sensitive for the Top-40 tune set… too modern for those fixed on traditional cabaret…too blasphemous (and thus realistic) for the Christian devotional set. The style reminds me most of the Romany musical style, with its precise rhythm, complex harmony, and wildness, yet eminently danceable…I’m getting several for friends and I can’t wait for your next recording.”
BT (CA):
“I tried to listen but it makes me feel weird and sick.” A year later she writes back, “I’m trying it again.”
Maris, accordian/vocal virtuoso (Riga,LATVIA):
"Willa,I can be proud,because I'm the only one who has your CD in Latvia!Thinking of your music in context with the music market in Latvia, your music is very original in
style, sound and content, and this is why I liked it so much and my mother, father, friends and colleagues as well!Contact me if you ever have ideas for creative collaboration using my skills in accordion or voice!"
Dr.C (CA) medical doctor,health care reform pioneer and author of Money Driven Medicine--Tests and Treatments That Don't Work; Director, Long Beach Organic.
“Your song STOP is an anthem for the ecology movement.”
SS (KY)
“You are a genius [shout now!]and a most powerful form of Kwan Yin gypsy! Your stories too—your voices—I just can’t get over it! For brief moments I thought of Kurt Weill and Jefferson Airplane and Bob Dylan—but you are way beyond them. You include the WHOLE story. I would not be the least surprised if your work received the highest acclaim—but so often (of course) it’s not great stuff our world recognizes. But that doesn’t matter. Your gift is unique and priceless and forever. Thank you!" [still we paid for more]
MJ, 82 (MA) former teacher and labor union rep, currently resident of nursing home, MA. After performance of Daft Cabaret’s “Let em Whirl!" MJ, 82, said, “Are you finished? Could you do that again? Later she wrote: “My friends at the nursing home all want it again.” [MJ insisted her age be included,twice]
PS (NC)
"Thought of the Roaches and old Bob Dylan, but your CD takes da CAKE—Sent chills down spine, humor-down to earth… would love to get more of your CD’s to give to clients… your beautiful voice and words resonate from a place deeper than ego and yet celebrate the whole being."
[Hi PS! you can re-order NOW AND GET BETTER DISCOUNT. If you still have any clients!]
Capt.CM (CA) Captain Of Oceanographic Research Vessel ORV Alguita, founder of Algalita Marine Research Organization www.algalita.org, expert on plastic pollution in the marine environment:
“I REALLY like this CD!! I played it for the crew on the last voyage to the North Pacific Central Gyre."
RL, 13 and Mom (CT):
Mom writes that RL loves to dance around the kitchen to this CD, especially to Convalescent Carnival and Spiritual Girl. He told her, “I know what this is about!”
LT (CO),
“You sound like Marlene District, I mean Dietricht (you spell it)”
SW, age 8,(CA)
“Why did you make Black Sea of Love?
SD (VT)
I don’t hate your voice. You sound like Marlene Dietrich.”
CC (MA):
“You need someone to proofread everything.”
D, Former waitress, Resident Council President, nursing home, (MA),
“I jes saw the backa’er heaad, an’ I knew!”
WH (HI):
No comment, grimace
VG (San Felipe, Baja California, Mx):
“¡Y ándale!”
RV (IL) age 7, loudly, Delany's Depot, Bushnell,IL:
“WHY ARE YOU PLAYING MUSIC?”
SM,(CA):
“The problem is you have to LISTEN to it.”
Meister Eckhart:
“God is on sale and at very reasonable prices.”
PLEASE HELP!!YOURSELF!!WILL YOU?!
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Whisper Voice:
“I jes saw the backa’er heaad, an’ I knew!”
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