Album Notes

Freaky Alt Techno Jazz.
The bastard son of Duct Tape Mummy.

Critics agree that they have not listened to it yet...but that "Naked Barbies In A Box" track sounds intriguing!

You will love this CD and you will gladly purchase it by downloading it from one of the many sites that CD Baby will send it to - like iTunes. For now, downloading this recording is the only way to get it....The master was lost to a horrible hard drive crash -- also lost was the distinctly popular cover shot - which has not won any awards but should have...and I'm NOT bitter about that...really...I'm....n....I AM NOT!! Hmmm, uh... sorry...anyway....

Official product of the "Make Will Jacobsen a Millionaire Foundation."
Will promises that he will do good things with the millions of dollars generated from the sale of this CD and its downloads. MWJAMF is not a real foundation - but Will would still love to become a millionaire by selling music. So buy Wits of Cynics - but also buy Duct Tape Mummy "Bindings" and "Erotomania." And how about Will's newest effort "Life Anew." That would really be cool.