JULIAN aKa Cookie Cutter Girl
Ham For The Holidays
© 2005 Lynn Julian (874044004139)
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"Dr. Demento is Eating Ham for the Holidays" as Tommy Turkey plots to escape the fate of his ancestors by convincing the world to eat ham, NOT HIM. Tommy battles the bullying pig in the next pen over who makes a better meal, and wins. HILARIOUS HIJINX.
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The "Ham for the Holidays" CD is a hilarious take on our holiday feast...
through the eyes of a turkey... Dr. Demento said
"You'll never look at Thanksgiving the same way again!"
As heard on 500+ TV & RADIO STATIONS Internationally.
As seen on MTV, FUSE TV, NHK (Japanese TV), CBS & NBC.
As seen in ROLLING STONE & MUSIC CONNECTION magazines.
My name is Tommy. I'm a ten year old turkey trying to educate humans about alternatives to their typical holiday feast this Thanksgiving: ME. The focal point of my "The Trouble With Turkey" awareness campaign is HAM: it's juicier for roasting, turkey's dry. To help folks remember, I've written a theme song: "Ham For The Holidays!" DR. DEMENTO features my song EVERY YEAR on his syndicated THANKSGIVING DAY RADIO SHOW! Please give this song, and this International issue oppressing all turkeys, the attention it deserves by playing it for the good people of your fair city. It's a catchy little number I *know* they're going to love!
I've also included some of my favorite silly songs too! Track #2, "I Tricked Nick," is modern day "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause..." except the daughter's doin' the kissin' to Santa's nephew, Nicky! Track #3 is "Fruitcake," which details how lonely it is to be the fruitcake on the Holiday buffet table, and it's sung by a real fruitcake! Track #4 is "f Farts Were Made Out of Superball Stuff," like how much FUN that would be! Track #5, "Art," tells the tale of a misunderstood snake who just wants to be friends. They're all by Lynn JULIAN aka Cookie Cutter Girl, a songwriter helping me realize my vision of TURKEY FREE HOLIDAYS! (Secret Track #6 is "The Fart Song," with SUPER COOL fart sounds! I know how careful those radio folks have to be about what they play. *wink*)
Lynn JULIAN is Cookie CUTTER Girl, a Pop Superhero for *our* times who packs her "Girl Power POP" with a PUNCH! CCG is freeing women everywhere from the "mold" in which society holds them captive! "Are *you* a 'cookie cutter' girl... or did you break the mold?" A one-of-a-kind force to be reckoned with, Cutter is breaking the mold of the female POP STAR on OVER 500 TV & RADIO STATIONS Internationally! Julian layers GIRL POWER LYRICS over POWER POP MELODIES that will be STUCK IN YOUR HEAD for hours. This GIRL POWER GODDESS is SPONSORED by SAM ASH MUSIC, MINARIK GUITARS, SCRATCH PADS & IN-TUNE GUITAR PICKS! Go to CookieCutterGirl.com today and hear what everyone is buzzing about ...
Check out the "Cookie Cutter Girl" COMIC BOOK to discover Cutters' CRYPTIC POWERS! Meet her unrequited love interest, "SECRET ASIAN MAN," and her powerful pets, "SPIKE," "SHADOW" and "STARDUST!" Julian's journey is a self-empowered, ANIME ADVENTURE based on her TRUE STORY and quickly getting "BIG IN JAPAN!" It is CO-written by JULIAN & Justine Fontes (DISNEY, DREAMWORKS), produced by SONIC COMICS' Ron Fontes, the ex-Art Director for MARVEL COMICS.
Lynn 'JULIAN' is also an award winning POP/ROCK singer/songwriter whose works can be heard on over 500 TV & Radio Stations. Hire her today for music to motivate you! As a multiple song contest winner with a degree in Jazz & Contemporary Music, she has released her own CDs and written for other performers. Read her Girl Power BLOG, Subscribe to her free newsletter and CD Contest, hear her new CD and find out where to see her live at: http://www.CookieCutterGirl.com.
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Artist: Lynn JULIAN
Alter Ego: Cookie Cutter Girl
Music: "Girl Power Pop with a PUNCH!" PRO: ASCAP
Label: Cookie Cutter Records (Self Produced)
Publisher: Cookie Cutter Publishing (Self Produced)
Agent: Up Entertainment
Manager: Frank Douglas
Address: Ipswich, MA
Websites: CookieCutterGirl.com
Mission: GIRL POWER ... Strength Through Unity!
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"Very funny cd!!! A holiday classic and fast shipping!!! A+++"
author: Joe"Very funny cd!!! A holiday classic and fast shipping!!! A+++" EBAY Buyer #4805262376 (A Buyer from Seller ID "ALLDEALS" on Ebay.com)
I had a listen... very nice!
author: Mr. MethaneI had a listen... very nice! Mr. Methane (U.K. Performing Farter)
Wish more writers were as inventive as you!
author: Christmas Songs"You're a very clever and creative writer ... Wish more writers were as inventive as you!" Justin Wilde ChristmasSongs.com
Lynn JULIAN is making everyone look at their Holiday Feast!
author: DR. DEMENTOLynn JULIAN is making everyone take another look at their Holiday Feast! Dr. Demento (syndicated comedy radio show)