Moes Haven
August: Of Temporal Inconsistency
© 2006 Matthew Farley (634479380280)
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Moes Haven recorded an album for each day of August, 2006. These are the 18 best tracks from that experiment.
tracks
- 1 Laying on the Hood of My Car
- 2 Inappropriately Detailed Response
- 3 Night of Nights (Labor Eve)
- 4 Cherry Tree
- 5 25-Years-Old
- 6 Bathing With a Nurse
- 7 Come Hither Wave (Hostess Girl)
- 8 You Love Me
- 9 Why Don't The Fish Keep Biting?
- 10 (Scrub or) No Scrubs (That is the Question)
- 11 Jon Noble (You Think You're Better Than Me (And You Are))
- 12 Bored Out of My Mind
- 13 Small Talk Song
- 14 Let Me Tell You 'Bout a Bath I Took
- 15 1992
- 16 Sleison's a Boxer
- 17 How 'bout Dem Visions (Thanks For Showing Me My Future, Troll)
- 18 This is Not Your Planet Anymore
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albums you will love
- PAPA RAZZI AND THE PHOTOGS: Star Struck
- MOES HAVEN: This Is My Millennium!
- THE NAME PROJECT: Girls Volume One
- THE PASSIONATE & OBJECTIVE JOKERFAN: I Love Bob Dylan!
- THE ATHLETIC SPORTS BAND: Traded!
- THE ULTRA RIGHT WING CONSERVATIVES: Vote Republican!
- THE ATHLETIC SPORTS BAND: Playoff Excitement!
- THE ATHLETIC SPORTS BAND: Big Games!
- THE ATHLETIC SPORTS BAND: Midseason Acquisitions
- THE BOSTON BASEBALL BAND: Extra Innings
- THE EXTREME LEFT WING LIBERALS: Vote Democrat!
- THE TOILET BOWL CLEANERS: Songs About Poop, Puke & Pee
- THE BOSTON BASKETBALL BAND: Go Green!!!
- THE NEW ENGLAND FOOTBALL BAND: Go Patriots!
- PAPA RAZZI AND THE PHOTOGS: Dream Girls
- PAPA RAZZI AND THE PHOTOGS: Papa Razzi and the Photogs Get Political
- MOES HAVEN: Victory Is Ours! (For Now)
- MOES HAVEN: If Not Us, Who?
- MOES HAVEN: Out With the Old
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notes
Picture, if you will, a small, East Coast lakeshore town during August 1958, where a young man on the cusp of independence and adulthood rests on the hood of his car after enjoying perhaps the last day of his misspent youth in the bosom of his friends.
And lo, but what to the west should appear but a temporal inconsistency in the form of a troll in a jar. This beast, this being, this creature of the netherworld—itself a manifestation of a rift in the space-time continuum—generously implants fleeting, amorphous and mundane visions of the young man's impending existence into the boy's brain. In a flash, the youth is made privy to glimpses of moments from a fortnight-plus-one days of his life as a fully matured homosapien.
The temporal inconsistency passes.
The lad remains atop the hood of his car, forever changed and newly cognizant and enthusiastically enamored of his fate.
Meanwhile, unbeknownst to the youth (heretofore known as Creepy Bobby), some 379 million lightyears away, a two-headed, highly literary entity of British persuasion puts the finishing touches on a folk/pop ditty that will be performed relentlessly when the aliens overtake Sacramento—the flashpoint of the interstellar war that began in March of 2006, and will lead, eventually, to the takeover of the entire planet. God help us all.