The CRUMSY PIRATES continue to call out the idiots with new and even more Headlines-Inspired Insanity on our fourth studio album. As you can plainly see, there is never a shortage of foolishness to inspire the rantings of the Pirate Queen.
What does this album sound like? Well, if you take the Dead Kennedys and smash it with the Fall and have it fronted by a ranting chick who loves the Stranglers - THAT'S the Crumsy Pirates. Mostly.
How about this? If you are a fan of the Daily Show or the Colbert Report, you might be able to suss out from which rock we crawled out from under. Maybe.
Our hippie friends think we're covert right-wing sympathizers and our conservative friends think we're blasphemous and ill-mannered. See? We've got something for everyone! Furthermore, this crew quite adept at a wide range of musical styles including but not limited to surf, goth, rockabilly, shoe-gazing, and reggae. Why would a Pirate lie about THAT?
We bash everyone equally, including ourselves, 'cause life's too short to be caught up in po-faced misery and despair. That's why we keep our songs short, tasty, crunchy, and delicious.