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I Want To Be Madonna ? & Greene,Plus 41 other songs and jokes ...

by Art Paul Schlosser

If you're sick of radio,tv,products, celebrities christmas being thrown down your throat then maybe you should listen to ART PAUL's spin on these with the color greene in some of the songs.
Genre: Spoken Word: Sketch Comedy
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1. Just a NOIZE
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2. MY Name Is ART
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3. WHAT Radio Station
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4. My Mother Is Reading A Book
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5. Exaggeration
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6. WEIRD Radio Station
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7. Roses Blood Red
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8. Super Duper Loud NOIZE
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9. Your Car Is A UFO
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10. KLONE Radio Station
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11. Choke SODA
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12. I Want To Be Madonna ?
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13. 99
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14. Monument To Nothing
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15. KRUD Radio Station
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16. Taco Green Paste on Cardboard
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17. The Food Is Cool
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18. Won't It Feel Good ?
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19. Just a Pest
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20. Confindently Sincerly Forever Goodbye
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21. Jesus has Given Me YOU
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22. A News Bulletin
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23. You Better Watch This
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24. Kermit the Frog Aftershave
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25. Greene
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26. The Joy of Snow
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27. Thanksgiving Stuffing
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28. I Bet on the Packers
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29. The 1st Church of Beatlemania
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30. I Met a Snowwoman
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31. The Christmas Book Club
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32. Santa's In Jail
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33. Santa is Elvis
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34. 6 Headed
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35. My New Year's Resolution
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36. I Married An Irish Lassy
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37. Spring
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38. You Don't Always Get What Your Due
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39. Train
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40. Oh!
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41. The End
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42. I Know
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ABOUT THIS ALBUM


Album Notes
This CD has songs that are funny,weird,strange,original,artistical,poetic,ear catching,feet tapping,mind blowing,thought probing, & not just your average normal folk songs for you and the whole family,AND Don't forget to listen to the jokes !

and there are some serious ones too.

Hey check out the lyrics and see what you think:



1. Just a Noise


This is just a noise
KAZOO sound ~~~~~~~~
Yep ! for the next 30 minutes just noise
Now actaully if this was really an emergency, well you'ld be tuff luck
Because your not listening to the radio,your listening to my tape.

2. My Name is Art

My Name Is Art
And I'm not you
And I don't always do
The things you want me to
You say play the Boss
Or play some Queen
But I'm not into that
Imitation thing
You know Elvis is dead
And I'm alive
And I don't like no
Imitation jive
Because a clone don't make
A very good Rock Star
Because you never really know
Who they are
Imitating everyone
Everyday
I'd rather play my own songs
My own way

Said my name is ART
And I'm not you
And I don't always do
The things you want me to
You say play the Beatles?
Or play some Supremes
But I'm not into that
Imitation thing

3.WHAT Radio Station

W.H.A.T.
WHAT ?
WHAT radio station ?
Yeah WHAT ?
What radio station is this ?
I don't know ?
I think it's WHAT !


4. My Mother is Reading a Book

1.There's earthquakes on the ground
There's thunder in the air
There's a gorilla over there
Who's eating the mirror
In the kitchen if you look
There's an aligator cook
But my mother don't care
She's reading a book

Chorus 1 :Yeah my mother don't care
She's reading a book
She ain't gonna bother
She ain't gonna look
Go away from me now
I don't care anyhow
I don't care if it's Father Brown riding an elephant on a clown

2.Meanwhile Captain Marvel
Is riding a dinosaur
There are snakes and vampires
Coming up from the floor
A giants about to smash the house
But my mothers not shook
Yeah my mother don't care
She's reading a book

Chorus 2 :Yeah my mother don't care
She's reading a book
She ain't gonna bother
She ain't gonna look
Go away from me now
I don't care anyhow
I don't care if it's a 6 headed man eating cow

3.KAZOO solo ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Hey mom look !
Hey mom there's a parade !
They got a polka band and everything
Hey mom come here and look !
But my mother don't care she's reading a book

Chorus 3 :Yeah my mother don't care
She's reading a book
She ain't gonna bother
She ain't gonna look
Go away from me now
I don't care anyhow
I don't care if the whole town has been painted florescent brown

5. Exaggeration

How do I love you, how shall I say?
I’d climb the sears tower even in the pouring rain
I’d do a million loop d loops in a fluorescent green plane
I’d climb Mount Everest and write in huge letters your name

How do I love you, how shall I show ?
If you were ice cream I’d never be full
I’d write a million letters to everywhere you go
And tell you a million things I want you to know

Exaggeration I guess it is true
It’s hard to explain my feelings for you
Feelings deep inside of me
I love you for eternity for eternity times eternity times eternity

And if you ever decide you don’t love me
Well you can go, yeah you can leave
My heart forever for you will bleed
All the tears I cry will over flood all of the seas

Exaggeration I guess it is true
It’s hard to explain my feelings for you
Feelings deep inside of me
I love you for eternity for eternity times eternity times eternity times eternity times eternity times eternity times eternity times eternity times eternity times eternity



6.WEIRD Radio Station

W.E.I.R.D.
WEIRD radio station !
Are we WEIRD ?
Are you WEIRD ?
Everybody get WEIRD !

7.Roses Blood Red/Voilets Dark Blue

Roses blood red
Violets dark blue?
I really dread?
Ever knowing you?
Last night you kiss me?
Now I've got the flew?
Roses blood red
Violets dark blue??

You told me you love me?
Then you stabbed me in the back?
Now I really don't know?
Why you ever did that?
Could it be you think I'm ugly?
Maybe I think your ugly too?
Roses blood red?
Violets dark blue??

Now your out walking around?
With a 3 headed man?
Now what you see in him?
I don't understand?
He's only got 3 heads?
You've got 22?
Roses blood red?
Violets dark blue?

8. Super Duper Loud Noize

Super duper loud noise
So what if we can't play an instrument
Super duper loud noise
Yeah we may not have any talent
Super duper loud noise
We just want to yell at the government
Super duper loud noise
No brains or common sense
Super duper loud noise
With deep emotional intent
Super duper loud noise
Yeah we're anti-establishment
Super duper loud noise
So what if you don't have you parents consent
Super duper loud noise
Well it's not entertainment
No it's not entertainment

We may not be musically incline
But don't you like our niffy designs
We may not be musically incline
But if the blind will still lead the blind
We may not be musically incline
But as long as we get paid then everything is fine
We may not be musically incline
But the lyrics are politically subline
We may not be musically incline
The critics hate us but we don't mind
We may not be musically incline
But we try to sing like John Prine
We may not be musically incline
Yesterday's gone and it's behind
We may not be musically incline
But who cares as long as the lyrics rhyme

9. Your Car is a UFO

It was inspired by The Dead Milkman's Bitchin' Camaro and it's kind of an answer to their song.

1.Your car is a U.F.O.
When your car goes,it really goes
It don't know the word no
It don't know the word slow
It only knows the word go

2.Your car is a U.F.O.
Your foot just likes the word fast
When your foot is on the gas
Every car you pass
Turns into ash
You know your just too fast

3.Your car is a U.F.O
You're light years away
You're way to fast
You're a cosmic jet ace
You're out in outer space
Light years away
Your bodies in the grave
You got hit by a train

At the funeral:Dearly Beloved
We are gathered here today
For our fellow fast car driver
He was very intelligent I guess
But not highly that intelligent because he never saw that sign and got
Well as you can see he no longer can drive fast
So it's now safe to walk across the street these days and well AMEN

10. KLONE Radio Station

This is KLONE radio station. Yeah we're like everyone else. We're a klone.Do you have your favorite radio station ? We sound like them. We're not different. We're not unique. We're KLONE.

11. Choke Soda
Choke soda !
Try some it really taste good !
One sip (sipping sound)
Augh I can't talk I'm choking !

12. I Want To Be Madonna ?

1.I want to be Madonna ?
I want to be a Rock star
I want to be Madonna ?
I want to keep changing the color of my hair
I want to be in all the tabloids
I want to be gossip about everywhere
And when I come in the room
I want everyone to stair

Chorus: I want to be Madonna ?
I want to be Madonna ?
I want to be Madonna
How about you ?
I want to be Madonna ?
I want to be Madonna ?
I want to be Madonna
Wouldn't that be cool ?

2.I want to be Madonna ?
Look at how much money she makes
I want to be Madonna ?
Look at those hot video takes
And if I was Madonna ?
Maybe I could be a little stuck up
If they offered me a movie contract
I could say the money is not enough

13. 99-99

* Chorus:99-99
99-9
99-99
99-9

1.This is a different state of mind
In another state of time*

2.Rules are rules and they are fine
But once the cake is gone the ice-creams mine*

3.It's a vertical beyond the Horizontal line
It's a nucleus with a cosmic design*


14. Monument To Nothing
It's a terrific,fantastic,wonderful,glorious monument to nothing
You work all your life just to build a castle out of junk to watch it explode
It's a gloroius,wonderful,fantastic,terrific monument to nothing
In vain you work all your life just to get to the top to retire
Your beautiful, yes it's true, in that suit, that dress, WHOOPS !(you crash) I guess thats life
We can't keep the things we earn:the trophies,the tokens,the treasures turn to dust
It's a marvelous,glorious,fantastic,terrific monument to nothing
And in the end,after it all,in the finale end all that matters is not your life,but LOVE

15. KRUD Radio Station

This is KRUD radio station.
It's KRUD !
You don't like music you like crud.
Listen to our station we have crud.

16. Taco Green Paste On Cardboard




Taco green paste on cardboard
With a cola that taste like it came from the gas tank of a lawn more
French fries really warped
With salt and grease
And extra catch up
If you say please

It taco green paste on cardboard
For a price that you can really afford
Just 45 cents
It’s a real deal
To bad there’s nothing substantial in it
To really call it a meal

Taco green paste on cardboard
With extra hot sauce if you want more
I saw you there just the other day
You were having a feast
To bad you puke it all
On my friend Denise

Taco green paste on cardboard
Taco green paste on cardboard


The Food is Really Cool

The food is really cool.
The Rock Star wears sun glasses
The food is really cool
The Rock Star has a leather jacket
The food is really cool
The Rock Star drives a
The food is really cool
The Rock Star has a beautiful blonde
The food is really cool
The Rock Star says it is
The food is really cool
I’m not sure the Rock Star eats it
The food is really cool
But the Rock Star says he likes it
The food is really cool
And the Rock Star says you’ll enjoy it
The food is really cool
The food is really cool

17 The Food Is Cool


This song is titled wrong on the CD and should be titled: Won't It Feel Good and the song The Food is Cool is the 2nd part of Taco Green Paste on Cardboard

This is a song about how I feel about Nuclear Waste,Pollution and Acid Rain
I don’t want to sit around yelling, cussing, screaming or just stand around and complain
But once we’re dead won’t it feel good
Said once we’re dead won’t it feel good


This is a letter to you Mr President
And to the Congress I know you really understand
And once we’re dead won’t it feel good
Said once we’re dead won’t it feel good


This is also a letter to you who own the big companies
I know you care more about money than what we really need
And once we’re dead won’t it feel good
Said once we’re dead won’t it feel good

18. Won’t It Feel Good

This song is titled wrong and is really Just A Pest

This is just a pest
Kazoo~~ I'm annoying you
Kazoo~~ I'm annoying you
Just a pest
There is no reason for it
It's not a test
It's not even a need or it's just annoyance
Guitar strumming Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

19. Just A Pest

This song is really the song Confindentually Sincerely Goodbye.

Well now the headaches gone but I feel like a rag
You know dust and dawn everywhere I’ve been dragged
You told me you loved me then you hit me in the nose
You gave me a kiss with a thorn invested rose

You know I care but I just don’t dare
Jump in the jungle with a lion , tiger , man eating bear
I know I’m in need of a helping hand
But I rather work for welfare than be your old man

You said you loved me, you were true
Then you turned out to be someone else’s stolen jewels
You had such good alibis
No matter how much camel-flouge a lie is stiil a lie

I don’t know what I’m gonna do
But I’d rather freeze in the north pole than be with you
I’d rather burn up in the dessert by the equator
I’d rather be eating by 16 million alligators

Well don’t come over, don’t visit, don’t write
Cause I’m allergic to you, I just might die
If you happen to see me don’t even wink your eye
Confidently sincerely forever goodbye

Confidently sincerely forever goodbye
Confidently sincerely forever goodbye
Confidently sincerely forever goodbye
And if you happen to see me don’t even wink your eye

Confidently sincerely forever goodbye






20. Confidentially Sincerely Forever Goodbye

This song is really the song If You Knew me & I Knew you

If you knew me
And I knew you
Would you wonder
If it were true
Would you wonder
Would you sigh
Would you think
Sometimes I lie

Would I trust
With my heart
Would I dare
To even start
If I knew you
If I knew
Would I ever wonder
If it were true

When we’ve been friends
For many years
Through the pain
And through the tears
Through the good times
And the bad
Now it’s over
Was it sad

You told me once
You told me twice
Now I don’t remember
Was it good advice


21. Jesus Has Given Me You

Jesus has given me you
Jesus has given me to you to
So let us try our best
To treat each other as guest

Jesus has given me you
And Jesus has given me to you to
So we need not to lie
Cause we’ve got nothing to hide

Jesus has given me you
And Jesus has given me to you to
So let us love one another
And treat each other as sister and brother

Jesus has given me you
And Jesus has given me to you to


Everybody out there
It’s really easy
Jesus has given me you
And this part is easy too
Jesus has given me to you to

Jesus has given me you
And Jesus has given me to you to
So let us do our best
To treat each other as guest

22. A News Bulletin

We interrupt you local broadcasting to bring you this news announcement:
Elvis has just been elected The President of the United States so now you must listen to 24 hours of Elvis music.
Yep this is Elvis and I’m your President and I want you to listen to my music all the time. Yes and eat lots of Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches


23. You Better Watch This


Someone ask me for a theme song for their cable TV review show but then they never got back to me about it but since I wrote it anyhow I thought I might as well record it.


You better watch this
You better watch this
The TV said to me thee other day you are my slave you must watch TV all the day
You better watch this
You better watch this
I know that life can be the pits but if your bored turn on the set
You better watch this
You better watch this

24. Kermit The Frog After Shave

Kermit the Frog After Shave.
Have you been having problems trying to get piggies to go out with you on a date..
You know female pigs will not go for just anything
And Kermit the Frog ought to know
He’s had a lot of experience dating Miss Piggy
And so if your having problems dating female pigs try Kermit the Frog After Shave
And if you try it now will also send you Kermit The Frog bow tie to go with it
Yes you too can be like Kermit the Frog

25. Greene


I actaully did have these really weird Kelly Green pants that I sometimes wore around Christmas and I had this really weird half crazy kind of girlfriend who did die her hair green once just for to shock her boyfriends.But the song was also kind of inspired by Kermit the Frogs Green song and by the theme of Green that runs through most of the CD.


I've got a pair of pants they're greeneeeeeeeeee
I knew a girl, she dyed her hair greeneeeeeeeeee
The sky is blue
The sky is blue
The sky is blue
The sky is blue

You may think this song is obsceneeeeeeeeee
It's just because you don't like the color greeneeeeeeeeeeee
The sky is blue
The sky is blue
The sky is blue
The sky is blue
The sky is blue

You may think your in a dreammmmmmmmmmm
Is it because your face just turned greeneeeeeeeeeeee
The sky is blue
The sky is blue
The sky is blue
The sky is blue
The sky is blue


26.The Joy of Snow

1.The joy of snow
Just falling down
It's beautiful glow
All around
It makes laugh
It makes me dance
It makes sing
Just at it's glance

2.Thank you God
For the snow
Thank you God
For it's role
Because when the skier
Wants to ski
He/She goes down hill
And yells out weeeeeeeeee!

27. Thanksgiving Stuffing

Inspired by watching to many Stove Top Stuffing Commercials, eating Stove Top Stuffing and wondering why I don't like it and going to restuarants on holidays and discovering they are out of the very thing you want on that holiday.My Mother made great stuffing and so does my wife and my sister Mary but don't ask me to do it.Culinary is truly an art that if it is done right it is brilliant but if you slighty mess it up a little this way and that you might be better off just having a burger or pizza.And TV dinner stuffing is never the same as the homemade stuff.

Thanksgiving stuffing brought to you by thanksgiving stuffing

The easy way is to buy a box of oven top stuffing which can be bought in any store. It cost a whole lot more than the ingredients. Then read the directions and get confused.

You could take all the leftovers out of your refrigerator and mixed them altogether and decide you don't like what you got and throw them out. Remember mold taste real good in stuffing

And then there's Grandma recipe. It's real complicated but you try it anyhow. So you got all the ingredients together and you start to make it when halfway it either walks off, or you get puzzled and you called Grandma and find out she never could make it neither

Or you go to an expensive restaurant where you like the food and find out they don't have any stuffing on the menu today because they ran out of it

By the way this was brought to you by thanksgiving stuffing

28. I Bet On The Packers

Inspired by a losing Packers. Regretfully it was written the year before the Packers went to the Super Bowl. But somehow I believe people like this song even when the Packers win because it seems to be something that makes Bear,Viking & Lion fans happy. And though I am a Packer fan I still say they are so inconsistant I wouldn't bet on them because one moment they are winning the next moment they are throwing the game.

1.I bet on the Packers and I lost my car
To some crazy dude down at the local bar
I bet on the Packers and I lost my car
It was a Model T Ford
What a lousy score
I bet on the Packers and I lost my car

2.I bet on the Packers and I lost my house too
Not to mention all my money,the T.V.,and the family jewels
I bet on the Packers and I lost my house too
It had a 2 car garage
My chances of winning went like a mirage
I bet on the Packers and I lost my car

3.To some crazy dude down at the local bar
Someone mentioned his name,his name was Bart Star(Bret Favre)
To some crazy dude down at the local bar
He must of not been that crazy
Cause he got all my money
I bet on the Packers and I lost my car,my house,my money,my jewels,my clothes ........

29. The Fist Church of Beatlemania

Join the 1st Church of Beatlemania.
Yes this is the Reverend Paul McCartney Smith telling you all you need is love so send us your money because money can’t buy you love and love is all you need.
Our 40 member quire knows over 100 Beatle songs and are dressed in Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Heart Club’s Band uniforms. Whether your Lady Madonna or Mr. Nowhereman
you’ll really feel at home in our air conditioned apple shape auditorium which is only 3 blocks from EMI studios on Abbey road or was that Crabby ? Well anyways we have the immortal words of Ringo Starr, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, & George Harrison in a large bold black print on gold paper on leather bond book which can be yours for a single donation of a $100 dollars. Also included with the $100 dollars is a 5 year membership in our church and your own Beatle wig. This book which we have title the Beatle Bible includes interviews with not only the immortal Beatles but also their dreams, their ideas, their idols, their idol’ idols, their idol’ idol’ idol’ idols, their friends and family. If your one of the first 500 to join this month will also send you the Beatle Hymn Book. Yes you can be a Beatle ! Join the first church of Beatlemania and love-love our church.

30. I Met A Snow Woman

I met a snow woman all made out of snow
She was really pretty but she was really cold
She told me she loved me and I started to sneeze
I met a snow woman who really made me freeze

I met snow woman all made out of snow
I tried kiss her nearly froze my lips off
She wanted to snuggle, I started to cough
She gave numonia yeah I nearly did die
So I told my snow woman I got to see you later goodbye

31. The Christmas Book Club

Join the Christmas Book Club !
Our latest best sellers are:
Martyred Trees Are Dying
Saint Nicholas is the Pope
The Red on Santa’s Clothes Means He’s a Communist From The USSR
And Reindeer Can’t Fly
We still sell last years best sellers which were:
An Old Man Running Around in His Red Long Johns is a Disgrace to Society
Stay Off The Sauce Rudolph
And Yes Virginia Your Dad is Lying
These are our other Christmas Books we sell for half price:


C. A. Christmas Carol Anonymous: Tips to Help You Over Come Being Addicted to Watching Christmas Carols or Other Christmas Specials like It’s A Wonderful Part 2
Here’s another Book:
Gosh Santa Your Clothes Are Really Out Of Style
Here’s the last one And Santa’s Really Working for The CIA
Send Check or Money order to:
Fly By Night Books
1414 Rip You Off street
Suckerville,Wisconsin
Or just send your credit card number and will send you all the books.








32. Santa’s in Jail

You may be wondering why Santa never came
Well, it's not his fault-No! He's not to blame
He's been in jail for all these years
And it's not for drunk driving (he never drinks liquor maybe 1 or 2 beer)
No! They thought he might have robbed the train
And when they found out he was innocent, they kept him in jail because they thought he was insane
I guess that red suit gave him away
They said anyone who dresses like that must be insane (that's what they did say)
Well after all hope fails, all hope fails
And because they think he's insane, they won't let him get no bail

Chorus: Santa ! Santa ! Santa's in Jail ?
Santa Claus is in Jail
They think he's insane; they won't let him get no bail
Santa Claus is in Jail
(With a real crying voice) Santa Claus is in Jail
Santa Claus is in Jail

Well, I hope you have a good Christmas- A Christmas snow white
And I hope you get lots of cards and letters for everyone you do write
But if it starts to rain and to sleet and starts to hail
Be thankful you're not Santa because Santa's in jail (go back to the chorus)
33. Santa is Elvis

You know I have a theory on this Santa Claus stuff
Elvis is Santa
And you know a they say Santa is everywhere and they say Elvis is everywhere
And you a they’re both fat
You know and the one day of the year you never hear of Elvis performing was on Christmas and you know Santa well that’s the one day he works all year.
And a well you know there’s a couple other theories here you know Elvis makes a lot of money performing and well Santa got have a lot money to give all those gifts away
Well and the last one is that no one really know where they’re at
And so maybe Elvis is Santa or maybe Santa works for the CIA

34. 3-6 Headed



Chorus:
3-6 headed, 3-6 headed
3-6 headed, 3-6 headed
Martins coming ! , Martins Coming !
Are you running ? Are you running ?

1. Step right up and be abducted
By 3-6 headed martins
They won’t eat you, their not hungry
They just want to terrorize you

2. You wake up and you realize
It was just a dream
Then you look outside your window
And you see a giant spaceship

3. Hey is that Santa ? Is he on his sleigh ?
I don’t know: Maybe it is ? Maybe it’s not ?
He’s coming down the chimney but his suit is green
and he’s got 6 heads


35. My New Year’s Resolution

My News Year's Resolution
Is not to invent something that would rid the world of pollution
I know it would be nice but I don't have the skills to do it
And though I have love and hope and am confident
I'm not sure I'd be a good president

My New Year's Resolution
Is not some long lost solution
To save the world from starving
It sounds rather neat and charming
But some people don't give contributions even if I do Darling

For New Years I'm not planning to make promises I can't keep
I'm not promising to make quotations oh so deep
To be brilliant beyond myself would just be a lie
Reality is real, I can not deny
My New Year's Resolution is I will be I


36. I Married An Irish Lassy

4. I’m A Prince by The Artist still known as Art Paul Schlosser
I had the strangest dream
All in the color green
I dreamt I married an Irish Lassy
To marry me she was happy

Before I could marry her
I had to decide which one was her
This was hard to guess
I didn't know which was yes

Because they both had the same color hair
Yeah they both had the same color hair
So before I answer your test
I have another test

I perfumed each room
With a different scent of perfume
One had the scent of roses
The other had clover doses

I said to her Father
I choose the one that that chooses clover
This was a very good plan
Smarter than any Lepharchon

For one was Irish
The other was Sweedish
And now you know the finale end
De Dit De Dit De Dit

37. Spring



Well your sitting by the window and the bluebirds they do sing
The flowers they are blooming do you think it might be spring ?

Well the snow has all been melted and the kite is on a string
Well the days are get longer and the trees are turning green
Well the guys are acting weird and the girls they all do scream
Is there something in the weather do you think it might be spring ?

Well your going to a picnic and your acting mighty keen
Well their swimming in the water and the water looks so clean
Could it be but just a nightmare could it be but just a dream
You sneeze because of pollen you know it must be spring

38. You Don’t Always Get What You’re Due



1.Patience is a virtue
Dreams don't always come true
Skies are gray
Skies are Blue
You don't always get what you're due

2.Hold on,don't leave so soon
Maybe life will change it's tune
But if it don't
Or if it do
Remember it's just because:

3.Everyone gets their chance
You may still get a chance to dance
but maybe not
The way you want to
You may dream but life makes the rules

39. Train

Train
Train don't come around here no more
Train
Train don't come around here no more
We used to have a train
But that was before the nuclear war


40. Oh

I was watching a show about 50s rock and then started making up this song.


Chorus(sung in a high voice): Oh-Oh Oh-Oh Oh-Oh Oh
Oh-Oh Oh-Oh Oh-Oh No
Oh Darling Oh Darling I stub my toe
Oh-Oh Oh-Oh Oh-Oh Oh

1.Kazoo solo~~~~~~
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2.(Talked in a low voice)You know darling last week when I was going to visit you
You know darling last week I swear it's true
I was walking near your house and I kicked a pole
Yeah darling last week I stub my toe
And that's why,and that's why,that's the very reason why
Right now this very moment I do cry(go back to the chorus)

41. The End

This end our day of broadcast
No more shows
You can turn the TV off now
Why aren't you turning the TV off ?
Did I just say this end are day of broadcast ?
Okay
I'm not funny
I'm not being funny
Turn The TV Off !

42. I Know

I know what your thinking
I know what you think
I know what your thinking
Your thinking I don't know

43. You Don’t Gotta Die


1.You don't gotta die
You don't gotta die
You don't gotta die and kill yourself
Just cause you don't got that much wealth

2.You don't gotta go
You don't gotta go
You don't gotta go you know they may have told you it was so
But the truth they didn't really know

3.You don't gotta leave
You don't gotta leave
You don't gotta leave and make yourself to bleed
Cause once your dead alive you won't be

4.There is hope for you
There is hope for you
There is hope for you above all the strife
Jesus came that you might have thee abundent life

5.There is hope for you
There is hope for you
There is hope for you beyond all your blues
God he loves you so very true

6.Put away the knife
Put away the knife
Put away the knife


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Gajoob

Who else can play the blues on kazoo?
Schlosser sings his songs with guitar and kazoo on the streets of Madison and people walk by him just like other street artists; but this guy has some great tapes and CDs out and I think everyone should own at least one or two. This is silly, sometimes stream of consciousness by someone who has a definitely unique take on life. Besides, who else can play the blues on kazoo? (Really).

MynameIsART


This is not something you can find on your radio.

Madonna Reviewer

Exremly funny, although some comments r a little mean!
As a madonna fan, i thought it was very funny but it obviously needs some touch-ups. Some comments were a little tastless and seedy, but it was genrally fun to lisyen to. Are u guys madonna fans? I AM A HUGE ONE!!!