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Live at the Hog

by ART Paul Schlosser

It's live kid like folk music for the whole family
Genre: Folk: Folk Pop
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6. Cow T-shirt Jingle
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7. A Dream Come True
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8. If It Could Be You
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9. I've Got the Blues
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10. Waltz With Me Wanda
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11. Larry Lightning
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12. Purple Bananas On the Moon
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13. Scream
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14. The Latest Elvis Imitator
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15. Hi,how Are You
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16. I Will Come to the Wedding
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17. Vegetables
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18. Happy Birthday
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19. 30 Over the Edge At 29
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20. The No Shoe Blues
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21. I'm Demoralizing Your Kids
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22. The Worst Restaurant
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ABOUT THIS ALBUM


Album Notes
Here it is a live performance of ART PAUL SCHLOSSER from back in the days when he used to do simple happy songs before someone told him he was something.This is a recording capture at the Wild Hog in the Woods at the YMCA on brook street before it moved to The Wilmar Center at 953 Jenifer.The recording has mistakes and silly comments and is quite fun and you can even hear some of the audiance .It originally was recorded on cassette by the people at The Wild Hog in the Woods and ART PAUL saved it for a while not thinking it was that great back then but after he got married and listened to it againb he decided it was quite interesting with the comments and mistakes and the live sound so he sent it to his friend Robert W.Monthy who taped it from cassette tape to CD.So here it is ART PAUL live not on State street but in your tape deck or download it at Apple iTunes and other cool download stores that decide this is what the public wants.Hey who says you have to be in Madison to hear ART PAUL live.Here are some of the lyrics while you wait to decide whether you want to buy it or not:

1. Intro & Old Suzanna

I come from Alabama
With a banjo on my knee

I'm going to Louisiana
My Suzanna for to see


Oh, Suzanna
Oh don't you cry for me

For I come from Alabama with
A banjo on my knee

It rained all night the day I left
The weather it was dry

Sun so hot I froze to death
Suzanna don't you cry



Oh, Suzanna
Oh don't you cry for me
For I come from Alabama with
A banjo on my knee


I had a dream the other night
When everything was still

I dreamt I saw Suzanna
Coming down the hill


The buckwheat cake was in her mouth,
The tear was in her eye
Said I-I come from the south
Suzanna don't you cry


Oh, Suzanna
Oh don't you cry for me
For I come from Alabama with
A banjo on my knee

Oh, Suzanna
Oh don't you cry for me
For I come from Alabama with
With a piano on my knee

2. Lemonade

I drink lemonade
It taste good
When it’s hot out you got have some lemonade

Oh Yeah ! Oh Yeah ! Oh Yeah !

You drink lemonade
It taste good
When it’s hot out you got have some lemonade

Oh Yeah ! Oh Yeah ! Oh Yeah !

Where is your lemonade
You need some
When it’s hot out you got have some lemonade

Oh Yeah ! Oh Yeah ! Oh Yeah !

Batman & Robin drink it
Joker too
When it’s out you’ve got to have some lemonade

Oh Yeah ! Oh Yeah ! Oh Yeah !

I drink lemonade
It taste good
When it’s hot out you got have some lemonade

Oh Yeah ! Oh Yeah !
Oh Yeah ! Oh Yeah !
Oh Yeah ! Oh Yeah !

I love this country time lemonade or really weird stuff that sometimes they mix it up wrong and it taste really sour other times it flat. It's really good !

3. Love me Do(with kazoo) & You Are My Sunshine

Love, love me do.
You know I love you,
I'll always be true,
So please, love me do.
Whoa, love me do.

Someone to love,
Somebody true.
Someone to love,
Someone like you.

Love, love me do.
You know I love you,
I'll always be true,
So please, love me do.
Whoa, love me do.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
you make me happy when skies are gray
you'll never know dear, how much I love you,
please don't take my sunshine away.

I'll always love you and make you happy
if you will always stay the same
but if you leave me to love another
you'll regret it all some day

The other night dear, when I lay sleeping,
I dreamed I held you in my arms,
but when I woke dear, I was mistaken,
so I hang my head and cried.



4. Blowing in the Wind & Going down the Road Feeling Good

How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
Yes, n how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, n how many times must the cannon balls fly
Before theyre forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind,
The answer is blowin in the wind.

How many years can a mountain exist
Before its washed to the sea?
Yes, n how many years can some people exist
Before theyre allowed to be free?
Yes, n how many times can a man turn his head,
Pretending he just doesnt see?
The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind,
The answer is blowin in the wind.

How many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky?
Yes, n how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry?
Yes, n how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died?
The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind,
The answer is blowin in the wind.

Going down that road feeling Good
Going down that road feeling Good
Going down that road feeling Good
& I want to be treated this away
I want to be treated this away

I like it when people smile
I like it when people smile
I like it when people smile
& I want to be treated this away
I want to be treated this away

Tell me a real good joke
Tell me a real good joke
Tell me a real good joke
& I want to be treated this away
I want to be treated this away
Ha-ha ha-ha ha
Ha-ha ha-ha ha
Ha -ha ha-ha ha
& I want to be treated this away
I want to be treated this away

5. Amazing Grace

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound,
That saved a wretch like me.
I once was lost but now am found,
Was blind, but now I see.

Through many dangers, toils and snares
I have already come;
'Tis Grace that brought me safe thus far
and Grace will lead me home.

When we've been here ten thousand years
Bright shining as the sun.
We've no less days to sing God's praise
Than when we've first begun.


6. Cow T-shirt Jingle
Moo Moo Mania
Moo Moo Mania
Got a Cow Cow shirt
Cow Cow shirt
Moo Moo Mania
Moo Moo Mania
Cows are udderly cool cool cool cool cool

Moo Moo Mania
Moo Moo Mania
Got a Cow Cow shirt
Cow Cow shirt
Moo Moo Mania
Moo Moo Mania
Cows are udderly cool


Madison Wisconsin
You want to be hip
You got to get a Cow T-shirt
& Do a cow flip

Commercials tell you
That Milk is good for you
You like the taste of milk
Get a cow T-shirt too

Moo Moo Mania
Moo Moo Mania
Got a Cow Cow shirt
Cow Cow shirt
Moo Moo Mania
Moo Moo Mania
Cows are udderly cool cool cool cool moo

7.


1.I'm sitting here beneath the wall
Wondering if I should call
You up and ask you out on a date
Maybe that would be so great
To take you to a movie show
Or maybe we could just go
Somewhere and talk about our lifes
The moment seems to be so ripe

* Chorus: To be with such a Lovely Queen
This is much more than a dream
To have some time and spend it with you
This is a dream-A dream come true

2.I hope I will not cause you any strife
I just want to take you out tonight
The music seems to be so grand
Lady your walking with a gentleman
I have no mean cruel cunning plans
I just want to hold your hand
And tell you of so many things
We float in air like we've got wings

3.La la-La la-La la la
Lo lo-Lo lo-Lo lo lo
La la-La la-La la la
Lo lo-Lo lo-Lo lo lo
Stars shine all around
You are a Queen,you wear a crown
And I your Knight will never frown
And I your Knight will never frown



8. If It Could Be You

Yep it’s a beautiful day today we are very fortunate. The Weather’s getting a little moist. Why do we go outside and play out there instead no ! (Art laughs)

Walking down the Avenue
I swear I see you
Walking down the Boulevard
Yeah I see you there you are

Oh if it could be you
Oh if I could see you

I have wanted you for so long
I had hoped so very strong

Oh if it could be you
Oh if I could see you

I’ve got this pie and I want to throw it in your face
Just kidding(Art laughs)
Revenge !



9. I’ve Got The Blues

I’ve got the blues
Got the blues
Got the blues
I’m all blue hoo hoo hoo hoo
I’ve got the blues
Got the blues
I’m blue
I’m blue
I’m blue
I’m blue
I’m blue
I’m blue
I’m blue

Well it’s Saturday no Friday
Or Saturday
Sunday
Or then It’s Mon-Monday ?
Tuesday
Wednesday
Or it’s
Thursday
Thursday
Thursday
Thursday
Thursday all the time

Well some people
They get the reds
You know like Pete Rose and that gambling stuff
And some people
They turn all green
Or some people
Just turn orange
Or something in between yeah
Something in between

But I get the blues
I get the blues
My hair is blue
My face is blue
My teeth is blue
My skin is blue
I’m blue
I’m blue
Through and through
I’m blue
You know it’s true

Well I’m depressed
Yeah I’m depressed
I got up to get dressed
But all I could find
Was a dress
I’m depressed
Oppressed
Distressed
To excess
I’m just depressed

A friend of my friend
Said he parked his car
In the Emergency zone
For just a minute
He was planning on
Moving his car
He forgot about it and later they tolled it away
He forgot about it and they tolled it way

And another friend of mine
Has a car
You know sometimes
It actually starts
And sometimes
It stalls
And sometimes we’ve got walk real far
Sometimes we’ve got walk real far

I’ve got the blues
I had the blues
I think was
Maybe yesterday
I’m gonna get the blues
I hope it’s not tomorrow
The blues
The blues
And that dark gray sorrow
The blues
The blues
The blues

Well I went up to this
Hippy dude
I was thinking maybe
He could help me out
I said
Could you spare a dollar
He said peace, love, get a job
Peace, love, get a job

Well you know sometimes
We get the newspaper
And sometimes
We got to look all over the yard for it
And sometimes
We find it on the roof
And sometimes
We just don’t get the paper
It’s all bad news anyway


And sometimes
We get the mail
And most of the time
It’s bad news mail
But most of the time
When we get the mail
It’s bills
Bills
Bills
Bills
Or then it’s junk mail

Blah blah blah
Blab blab blab
Wowwwww !
Gosh
Gosh
Oh ee owe yeah
Owe ee oh

Well my girlfriend
She got red hair
But last week
It was black
And yesterday
It was green
And tomorrow
Tomorrow
Tomorrow
Tomorrow
Tomorrow it’ll be blue

Well my girlfriend
She don’t go out with me
She went out
With my brother
And she went out
With my best friend
And she went out
With My Father
My Father
My Father
She went with my Father their married

And you know some people say
The Grass is greener
On the other side of the fence
I went over there
To check it out
I found weeds weeds snake snakes
Snakes weeds weeds

And the morrow of
The story is
Be content with what you’ve got
You can’t be content
Then be prepared for the punishment
Be prepared for the punishment

Yeah I get the blues
Get the blues
Oh yes it’s true
Yeah they can even happen to you
The President he gets them too
(you know something like iraq and the middle east there)
The President gets them too

Well I guess that this
Is the end of my song

10. Waltz With Me Wanda

Wanda's Boyfriend:
Waltz with me Wanda?
I want to waltz?
Waltz with me Wanda?
Wanda right now ??

Wanda:
I can not waltz
I've got to go
I gotta do some chores
I gotta milk the cow

Wanda's Boyfriend:
Waltz with me Wanda?
I want to waltz?
Waltz with me Wanda?
How about this week ?

Wanda:
I can not waltz
I have to go to church
They want me on the podium
They asked me to speak

Wanda's Boyfriend:
Waltz with me Wanda?
I want to waltz?
Waltz with me Wanda?
How about this month ?

Wanda:
I can not waltz
I've got my gun ready
I'm going to the forest
I'm going to hunt

Wanda's Boyfriend:
Waltz with me Wanda?
I want to waltz?
Waltz with me Wanda?
How about this year ?

The News Announcer:
DDDDD !?
this is the 6 o'clock news and I'm Walter Mudface.
Today in the news Wanda was shot !
They thought she was a deer.

Wanda's Boyfriend:
Waltz with me Wanda?
Up there in Heaven?
Waltz with me Wanda?

Waltz with me Wanda?
I want to waltz?
Waltz with me Wanda?
Or Rock N Roll !

11. Larry Lightning

Larry Lightning
Wants to be chess king
Rook takes bishop
Pawn takes queen
Every time I play him
He always wins
He loves living in Wisconsin

Larry Lightning
Wants to be chess king
Would you believe it
This is his dream
Reads lots of books
Knows the strategy in them
Often wins his friends

Larry Lightning
Wants to be chess king
This is his cynical scheme
He’s planning on
Taking over the world
By being a chess champ hero

Larry Lightning
Wants to be chess king
Undefeated you know what I mean
But if it doesn’t come about
There’s no alarm
He’s learn to loose with grace and charm

Larry Lightning
Wants to be chess king
Rook takes bishop
Pawn takes queen
Every time I play him
He always wins
He loves living in Wisconsin


12. Purple Bananas On The Moon

There's purple bananas on the moon
Not quite sure but they said it was true
I'd go there and find out for myself
But I don't got the time or the wealth
Read a book about it too
They say books can lie to you
Purple bananas on the moon

Purple bananas on the moon
Besides, they convinced me "ride this flying horse"
"The best we've got, we'll sell it of course"
I know what your saying; the horse it’s a goat
The price I paid, how could I say no
Besides they convinced me, it’s really got wings
Fly to the moon, eat purple bananas, and sing
Purple bananas on the moon

Purple bananas on the moon

13. Scream

The name of the song is scream
That’s what I mean scream
You think it’s kind of keen
Come on and scream

Some people sound like this
Some people sound like this
Some people sound like this
Some people sound like this

Deep in the jungle you find
It’s kind of scary sometimes
Creatures aren’t very kind
That’s the screaming time

The name of the song is scream
That’s what I mean scream
You think it’s kind of keen
Come on and scream




14. The Latest Elvis Imitator

He's the latest Elvis imitator
Latest Elvis imitator
Singing Elvis songs from a boat from the equator
Acting real cool and drinking champagne
But he's not real , he's just a fool

Trying to be someone else
Just so he can get all that wealth
Now that he got his record contract
He's gonna bring Elvis back

He’s gonna bring Elvis back
To the world and to the stage
See him on the front page
Every fan magazine you ever seen
Isn't he a real dream

Latest Elvis imitator
Latest Elvis imitator

Wait til he comes to your town
Flirting with all the women all around
Sings 50 million Elvis songs
Makes you all sing along

Latest Elvis imitator
Latest Elvis imitator

Well After 10 years or maybe so
One day a mustache he does grow
(Female Fan):Hey your Elvis don't you know
Elvis didn't have a mustache, No!

(Elvis Imitator):Well I'm Elvis and I'm the King
And I can do anything
(Female Fan):Well if your Elvis why aren't you dead ?
(Elvis Imitator):I've been really well fed
I’ve been really well fed

The Latest Elvis imitator
Latest Elvis imitator

15. Hi How Are You

Hi, how are you
Hi, how are you
Hi how are you
Good to meet you
Good to meet you

I like friends, you like friends, we all like friends
I need friends, you need friends, we all need friends
You ain’t got no one for your friend
Come on over and visit me will be friends



16 I will Come To The Wedding

I met her in another land
Another time or 2
She was so very pretty then
It’s funny what your memories do

I saw her more recently
I was walking near her when
She said Oh hi there
And grabbed me by the hand

I want you to meet my boyfriend
We’re engaged to be married this June
Oh come to the wedding oh say you can
We’ll mail you the invitation soon

Of Thoughts so much like garlic
I smell them and I think
Gone the time often tics
So life stinks

I want you to meet my boyfriend
We’re engaged to be married this June
Oh come to the wedding oh say you can
We’ll mail you the invitation soon


But maybe though they we’re meant to be
What I would want to grow might not work out that clearly
So I wish them well and I hope that they might be
Something that would sell so happy

I want you to meet my boyfriend
We’re engaged to be married this June
Oh come to the wedding oh say you can
We’ll mail you the invitation soon

I will come to the wedding
I will come to the wedding
I will come to the wedding
I will come to the wedding

I want you to meet my boyfriend
We’re engaged to be married this June
Oh come to the wedding oh say you can
We’ll mail you the invitation soon



17. Vegetables

Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables
Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables
Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables
They’re good for you
Yes it’s true
Vegetables

Broccoli, broccoli, broccoli
Broccoli, broccoli, broccoli
Broccoli, broccoli, broccoli
It’s good for you
Yes it’s true
Broccoli

Carrots, carrots, carrots
Carrots, carrots, carrots
Carrots, carrots, carrots
They’re good for you
Yes it’s true
Carrots

Kazoo solo

Tomatoes, tomatoes, spinach
Spinach, spinach, tomatoes
Tomatoes, tomatoes, spinach
They’re good for you
Yes it’s true
Tomatoes-Spinach

18.Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to you

1.We brought for you
This little frog
We hope you like it

We found it
Just sitting on a log
Saying: "Ribbit"*

2.Now for you,
Your favorite cake
It's peanut butter broccoli

There's no reason
To say thanks
It made us happy*

3.Here's a
Real treat
We brought from the store

It's black licorice
Icecream
Do you want some more

19. 30 over the Edge at 29

Chorus:
30 over the edge at 29
When you wish you were younger but you feel like you’re in your prime
And you wish you done more things by this time
Yeah You’re 30 over the edge at 29

1.Well all those young girls they call their Dad
And the other young girls they treat you like an old man
And the ones that are your age are either married or divorced by this time
Oh yeah You’re 30 over the edge at 29

2.Well you worked so hard for all those dreams
And some of them they didn’t even workout
And the ones that did weren’t always rhyme
You’re 30 over the edge at 29

3.You did all those drugs, drank all that liquor at all those balls
And sometimes you wonder why you even partied at all
Because it didn’t pan out the way you thought it was designed
You’re 30 over the edge at 29

I woke up this morning and looked for my shoes
I looked all over the house it wasn’t no use
I woke up this morning and looked for my shoes
I looked all over the house it wasn’t no use
I woke up this morning and looked for my shoes
I looked all over the house it wasn’t no use
I woke up this morning and looked for my shoes
I looked all over the house it wasn’t no use

I’ve got the no shoe blues
I’ve got the no shoe blues
I’ve got the no shoe blues
I’ve got the no shoes blues


Well get up in the morning to go to work
You look for your shoes they aren’t no where
You look and look and look and look and look
And look and look and look and look
Look in the kitchen , look in the bathroom,
Look in the bedroom still no shoes
You look and look and look and look
Until finally your late for work

You’ve got the no shoe blues
You’ve got the no shoe blues
You’ve got the no shoe blues
You’ve got the no shoes blues

Well you go to work anyhow
Without your shoes
Your doing your best
Your boss is so impressed
I like your work
I want give you a promotion
Then he realizes you’ve no shoes on
And says your fired

You’ve got the no shoe blues
You’ve got the no shoe blues
You’ve got the no shoe blues
You’ve got the no shoes blues

Well you go to the local candy store
To buy a candy bar
You got your money, your candy
Your all set to go you know
Sign says
No shoe no service
And the store clerk says your barefoot
Put that candy bar back and get out of here

You’ve got the no shoe blues
You’ve got the no shoe blues
You’ve got the no shoe blues
You’ve got the no shoes blues




21. I’m Demoralizing Your Kids

Today's dreams
Are Tomorrow's future
Now things may seem
Just a little bit unclear
But they will come about
Believe
No don't you doubt

I like to say
Believe not the voice of no
Have hope
Give things time to grow
To flower
To bloom
To become something

And you will see
Wonderful pictures
Beautiful
Within years
Will your life improve
Yes things will go cool


I’m demoralizing Your Kids
I tell them to go eat Twinkies
Hey Twinkies are good for
I haven’t seen the dentist since I had teeth

Ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha

I’m demoralizing
I tell them Sugar is good for them
Hey donut cereal has 8 essentials vitamins
And It taste even better with sugar on it

Ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha

Halloween is a very good holiday
Buy lots of candy and give it all away
And if you can’t give it all away you knoow your kids will be glad to eat it
Guaranteed two cavities on their next visit

Ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha

22. The Worst Restaurant

Come to our restaurant
Come to our restaurant
Bring your family too
Come to our restaurant
Come to our restaurant
We’ll serve you Porky Pine Stew

You know it’s the finest Dandelion Pie
And the soup of the day Oh it’s Skunk Mushroom
The parking spots; Oh they’re all occupied
No Bathrooms
No Bathrooms

The Music it’s all noise: Aughhhhh !
But you should see the menus
They’re all written in different foreign languages
You can’t argue
You can’t argue with the cook

23. I Want You To Marry Me & Pink Pants

I want you to marry me
I want you to marry me
I’ve got broken teeth
I’m living in poverty

I want you to marry me
I want you to marry me
Well I’m a real slob
I don’t got a job

I want you to marry me
I want you to marry me
Well I’m ugly and mean
I can’t fix a thing

I want you to marry me
I want you to marry me
I never shave or take a bath
But who cares about that

I want you to marry me
I want you to marry me
I’ve got warts and flies
I might even have a disease

And she said:

I will marry you
I will marry you
I’m a glutton for punishment
I’ll marry any husband

1.Well you can sing and you can dance
You might be real good when it comes to romance
You maybe able to tell a diamond from a glance
You ain't done nothing 'til you wear pink pants

Chorus: Pink Pants
Pink Pants
Said all you Uncles
And all you Aunts
All you Critters
All you Cats
You ain't done nothing 'til you wear pink pants

2.It's the latest fad, the latest scene
It causes the woman to scream! Scream! Scream!
You may think I'm just a little bit obscene
Ain't done nothing 'til you wear pink pants

3.Get you Uncle some
Get your Grandma some
Your late great Uncle Nate
All your relatives
Friends too


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