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The ABCs of ART PAUL SCHLOSSER's World

by ART PAUL SCHLOSSER

These are mostly spoken word pieces with a couple of instrumentals and on some I use special sound effects.
Genre: Folk: Political
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1. Intro:Warning !
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2. Another Folk Song on the Radio
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3. Body Odor Blues
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4. Cow Pie
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5. D
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6. Eating Cheese
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7. Free Bird
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8. Generic Dedication Song
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9. Hurry Up and Wait
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10. IRS is coming to town
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11. Jukebox
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12. Kazoo Boy
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13. Let's Loiter
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14. My Baby
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15. No Beer at the Bar
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16. On the Right
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17. Play Something Special
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18. Quiet
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19. Rudolph the Robot
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20. She's The Only Dandelion in My Whole World
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21. This is The Buddy Song
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22. U're The Only U That U've got
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23. Vacuum Rap
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24. Want To Be A Librarian ?
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25. X-mas Morge
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ABOUT THIS ALBUM


Album Notes
Since my song track list is ussually about 20-30 songs or more one day I thought Why not have the songs alphabetical.So these are songs a made up around the time of this album in alphabetical order and I should note I was working on these songs the summer of 2001 through 2004 when I finale recorded them.This CD is part of my last recording session at Randy's recording. A couple of highlights of the songs are:
She's the Only Dandelion in my Whole World was written for my wife Robin and is the song I play at our Wedding which was on State street at Sunrise Community Church which no longer meets on State street.My Baby is a song I wrote for Simon who is now 4 as of April 24,2006 and will be going to preschool in the fall.Vacuum Rap was a song I had borrowed a vacuum for at Randy's Recording.The song Want To Be A Librarian ? was inspire from a friend I knew from the U.W. who since has gone and moved away.At the time of the writing my friend Luke from the U.W. was working at the U.W. library.Free Bird was written because everyone kept saying play Free Bird and after I wrote it Southern Rock fans had to admit it was not what they wanted but it was a fun cute lyric but not at all the Southern Rock tune Free Bird.Let's Loiter went way beyond what I expected for it.It originally was just a song I was inspired to write because I was talking to this guy on State street about the no loitering law ordinance and I said what if I wrote a song to tell people to disobey it.The next thing I knew I was singing it.Since the recording I think they have not inforce the law as much here and infact may have cancelled it.The song got played on Dr Demento twice which I never expected.If Poeple want to know more about Dr Demento check out www.drdemento.com and if they want to request my music on the show they can at
http://www.clamhead.com/drd.php but you can also buy the CD here or get it in the download stores.

Hey check out the lyrics to the songs:


1. Intro: Warning

Hi, My name is Rudolph the Robot with a warning for the people that bought this CD.

Warning ! The following songs were written by a street musician before he was signed by a major record label or had a college degree and so they may have truth or humor that will either wake you up or gross you out. If you are used to listening to The Bubble Gum Rock or INSX or the Backstreet Boys or Britney Spears then the following songs may either change your life or shock you so much you may actually sell your designer jeans and become a monk or rabbi and change your name to what it was before. Which means you may tell your friends what you honestly think. Then again Art thinks most people life’s are so shallow he doubts most people will think anything but that the following songs are just jokes. Except where Art is trying to be funny and then he thinks people will think those parts are weird or strange metaphors for sex or drugs. So don’t even waste your time listening to this CD quickly go sell it to the used CD store and used the money to buy whatever Rolling Stone Magazine says is cool. Don’t bother even listening to it because it might make wake you up and you might have to get a real life.

2. Another Folk Song on the Radio

This is just another
Folk song on the radio
So you don’t even have to bother
Listening to it
I could sing about your brother
Or thee environment
But your too busy doing
What your doing
And what your trying to do you don’t know
But you got to make some money
So you hop into your car
And speed up and go real fast on the highway and get into an acident

This is just another
Folk song on the radio
And it might had been written by Bob Dylan
If he thought it make him some money
But no it was written by me
And my name is Art Paul Schlosser
And now your thinking what the heck is some guy by the name of Art Paul Schlosser doing on your radio
Go ahead and flip the dial
The DJs probably drunk
Cause if he had any real sense
He’d play a real tune
Instead of something
That sounds so much like a lector
If you were going to change your life you would have listen to your parents long ago

This is just another
Folk song on the radio
And I’m just another Folk singer
Infact I’m a street musician
Now your saying what the heck is a street musician
Doing telling you how to run your life
If I had real sense I’d get me a real job
Well you know if working at McDonalds Is what you call a real job
Then I’d rather just be
A street musician bum
Blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah
Because that’s probably all you really hear anyways
Now go out and buy a DVD player a big sofa some potato chips and eat yourself to death

This is just another
Folk song on the radio
But even if you don’t like it
It’s still a good song
Cause one man’s junk
Is another man’s treasure
And one man’s real good song
To me is just a sell out
At least I have a conscious
I’m not willing to just say anything
I’m not willing to say the very thing
That you just want to hear
Just to get a million bucks and end up on crack or have some aids
No I’d rather be honest and practically starve in Monona or actually make a few bucks

3. Body Odor Blues

I woke up this morning
Body Odor
I got up went to the bathroom
Body Odor
I look in the cabinet couldn’t find anything
Body Odor
No shaving cream, no shampoo, no detergent, deodorant, nothing not even soap, not even Ivory soap Body Odor Blues

I went over to the local convenient store I don’t know maybe it was walgreens or stop n go or something
Body Odor
I guess it was Sunday or Maybe it was Monday or Maybe even Tuesday they didn’t have anything
Body Odor
They said “Well the stock guy comes in on Friday”
Body Odor
They didn’t have no shampoo, no detergent, no deodorant, no colon, no perfume, not even Ivory soap Body Odor Blues

Well you know these things they come in threes
Body Odor
And you know I had to go to work that day
Body Odor
Well as soon as I got to work my boss took me aside and said you know boy
You’ve got the Body Odor
You’ve got the you stink really bad like a dead fish out of water and we can’t afford to keep you employed here Body Odor Blues
(You know they were afraid I was scary off the customers)

Well you know sometimes these things come in fours not just in threes and I had a date that night
Body Odor
I was getting all dress up at least I thought if I look good and had some money
Body Odor
I got in the car I was driving, I didn’t even get a mile away and then I heard my cellular phone ring ring ring(well it sounded something like that anyways) and I started talking and Low and Behold guess who it was ? It was my girlfriend and I smell you a mile away and you stink worse then a skunk or a dead fish out of water or you know one of those slimy green things you’ve got the no colon, no perfume, no deodorant, no shampoo, nothing Body Odor Blues

4. Cow Pie

Cow pie
Cow pie
You eat it
You’ll die
No I don’t want no cow pie

Raspberry
Strawberry
Blueberry
I’ll even eat mulberry
But I don’t want no cow pie

If cows
Could fly
It be dangerous
Walking by
And I bet you know the very reason why

Something might
Fly out of the sky
Might get you
In your hair mess up your eye
Do I need to say the word cow pie

Cross my heart
Hope to die
Stick a needle
In my eye
And I bet no one wants cow pie

Cow pie
Cow pie
You eat it
You’ll die
Yeah I don’t want cow pie

5. D

Well it’s time for you to play along with Art Paul.
Yeah you can play this song anybody can because it’s in the key of D.

D D D D
G G G G
D D D D
A
G
D
D D sing along with me
G G it’s kind of easy
D D sing along with me
A
G
D

Okay you can get out your guitar, harmonica, or flute or whatever And you can play along with me
Just remember I’m in the key D
It’s really easy
A
G
D

Now heres the part where I’d like to sing a song
D I met a guy his named was D D D
Said G G It’s good to meet you
D D D D
A my name is Art
G it’s good to meet you
DD D D

D DDD
It’s really easy G It’s really easy
D sing along with me
A
G
D

Now here’s the part if you’ve got a kazoo you could play the kazoo

D D I met a guy named D
G I Said It’s good to meet you D
D D I met a guy named D
A my name is Art
G it’s good to meet you
DD sing along with me
G It’s really easy
D D D D
A my name is Art
G it’s good to meet you
D

6.Eating Cheese

I’m eating cheese
I’m eating cheese
I don’t want to sneeze
But I’m eating some cheese

Some people like it during the day
Some people eat it at night

Some people eat it in the morning
Or for midnight delight

I’m eating cheese
I’m eating cheese
I don’t want to sneeze
But I’m eating some real good cheese

Cheese with turkey
Cheese with ham
Cheese with beef jerky
Or cheese with spam

Do you like Colby
Do you like swiss
Do you like that weird cheese spread
That looks kind of like this

Okay your saying you don’t know what I’m talking about
How can you see what I’m saying on the radio
Well I don’t know
But swiss cheese has a lot of holes

I’m eating cheese
I’m eating cheese
I don’t want to sneeze
Hushoo
But I’m eating some real good cheese

7. Free Bird

Free Bird
The bird got out of the cage
Free Bird
I guess the window was open
Free Bird
The bird got out of the cage
And the bird kept on going
The bird kept on going

Polly don’t want a cracker
Polly wants steak and eggs
Polly don’t want a cracker
Polly wants shrimp and lobster

Free Bird
The bird got out of the cage
Free Bird
I forgot the window was open
Free Bird
The bird got out of the cage
And the bird kept on going
The bird kept on going

Polly don’t want a cracker
Polly wants steak and eggs
Polly don’t want a cracker
Polly wants shrimp and lobster

8. Generic Dedication Song

Well I was talking to Johnny Danger and he said I should write a song.
A dedication song to him and Greg Bear.
And um I wrote this before I met Johnny Danger.
And a lot of these pretty girls and ugly girls and some women that actually thought they were good looking that I thought were really gross looking came up to me and said Hey could you write a song for me. Could you put my name in the song and I would love it so much if you would write a song just for me.
And so in thinking of all these people who want a generic.
Actaully they want a dedication song but I don’t know if they want a generic one, I thought it would be great to write a generic one for everybody. So here is one and it culd be for Sly in the morning or Dr Demento or Randy here at Randy’s recording or um my wife Robin or Simon Peter my son and there’s a whole list of more other names that I probable should mention like The great LukeSki or The Gomers or so n so and so n so and my Uncles and Aunts and … and so here I go:

This is the generic dedication song
I wrote for all the people that want me to write a deication song to them
And this is for you and for your brother too
It’s the generic dedication song that I wrote just for you

And I don’t know anything about you
I don’t know what you eat late at night
I don’t know where you are when your not suppose to be there
Or what your doing right now

You could be in your bathroom
You could be in your bedroom with someone else
And I don’t know if there a guy or a girl
But I wrote this song for you

This is the generic dedication song
I wrote it all for you
And you could be Carl Sandburg or Taylor, Richard Tyler or Slim Whitman or Dr Demento or Weird Al Yankovics or you could be Frank or Frank’s son or his daughter or his grand daughter yeah I don’t know everybody that I wrote this song for but if you are one of them now just put your name in this slot ______________
Now put your name in it again __________________
Now this is your dedication song
This is your dedication song

Yeah this is the generic dedication song
That I wrote for everyone that wants a generic dedication song
And this is the kazoo part

Kazoo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This is the generic dedication song
For everyone everywhere who wants me to write a song for them
And I don’t care if you sing along
Sing it short or sing it long go ahead and sing along

This is the generic dedication song
And here is the fourth verse and it’s the third verse or maybe it’s the 17th verse
Just put your name in here __________________
And I don’t know what you do
But I hope whatever happens to you it’s a real good life
A real good life

This is the generic dedication song
That I wrote for everyone that wants a dedication to them
Here is your dedication

9. Hurry Up & Wait

You could've spent hours
Writing poems and smelling flowers
But for some reason you wanted to be early
Now you're stuck in traffic going nowhere in a hurry

Hurry up and wait
Hurry up and wait
Hey why do you hestitate ?
Hurry up and wait

So you Rush ! Rush ! Rush !
Rush ! Rush ! Rush !
Passing cars in just a hush
Yes you Rush ! Rush ! Rush !
They say haiste makes waiste
And you get into an accident on the interstate

Hurry up and wait
Hurry up and wait
Hey time could be money but it could faite
Hurry up and wait


10. IRS is Coming to Town

You better watch out
You better not lie
You better not cheat
I'm telling you why
IRS is coming to town

He's making a list,
He knows the facts;
He knows if you paid
And haven’t paid a tax.
IRS is coming to town

You better move away
You better change your name
You better not be home today
Or they’ll audit all your pay
IRS is coming to town

The boys in government playland
They’re gonna have a jubilee
They’re gonna check out everyone
And if they catch you they be glad indeed
IRS is coming to town

You better watch out
You better not lie
You better not cheat
I'm telling you why
IRS is coming to town

11.Jukebox

there’s a jukebox
there’s a jukebox
there’s a jukebox
inside your brain

And it keeps playing
It keeps playing
It keeps playing
the same song over and over again

Do you like the song ?
Do you like the song ?
Do you ?
Do you ?
Do you like the song ?

there’s a jukebox
there’s a jukebox
there’s a jukebox
inside your brain

It keeps playing
It keeps playing
It keeps playing
the same song over and over again

Is it that same song last week that you didn’t like that the DJ played that you thought he wouldn’t play again
Is it that same song last week that you didn’t like that you were hoping that the DJ would never play again

there’s a jukebox
there’s a jukebox
there’s a jukebox
inside your brain

It keeps playing
It keeps playing
It keeps playing
the same song over and over again

12. Kazoo Boy

Come they told me Kazoo~~~~~
A brand new King to see Kazoo~~~~~ 
Our finest gifts we bring Kazoo~~~~~~ 
To place before the King Kazoo~~~~
Kazoo~~~
Kazoo~~~~
So to honor Him Kazoo~~~~~~ 
When we come. 

Baby Jesus Kazoo~~~~~~~~
I am a poor boy too Kazoo~~~~
I have no gift to bring Kazoo~~~~
That's worthy of a King Kazoo~~~~~
Kazoo~~~~~
Kazoo~~~~~~~ 
Shall I play for you Kazoo~~~~~
On my Kazoo.

Mary nodded Kazoo~~~~~
The ass and lamb kept time Kazoo~~~~~
I played my song for Him Kazoo~~~~~
I played my best for Him Kazoo~~~~
Kazoo~~~~~~~
Kazoo~~~~~~
Then He smiled at me Kazoo~~~~~~
Me and my Kazoo. 

13.Let’s Loiter

They got a new fad
It's the latest trend
It's not a dance step
No, it's sitting around doing nothing*

*Chorus
Let's loiter
Let's loiter
Everybody let's all loiter
We're gonna sit around and we'll do nothing
Yeah, let's all loiter

It don't take fancy clothes
It don't take a lot of money
It don't take a big celebrity
No, we just sit around and we'll do nothing*

It don't hurt anyone
And it's lots of fun
It don't destroy you like drugs
Or kill you like alcohol*

It's not a sin
So it shouldn't be a crime
So if someone with a badge
Comes up to you
And says you can't be sitting there
Well, you just move and find yourself a new spot*

They're doing it in France
They're doing it in Canada
They're doing it in L.A.
Why can't we do it here

14.My Baby

Just a little song
Just a little song
Maybe about 28 inches long
Not more than 23 pounds
But man can he get around
That's my baby
That's my baby
Makes a joyful sound
That's my baby
That's my baby
Makes a joyful sound

Just a little song
Just a little song
Not more than maybe 28 inches long
You know he's like 16-18 months old
But the record is solid gold
That's my baby
That's my baby
That's my baby
He makes a joyful sound
That's my baby
That's my baby
That's my baby
He makes a joyful sound

15.No Beer at The Bar

Okay now on this next one you’ve got to imagine that you’re on State street or your somewhere maybe your in New York city or Minneapolis or somewhere where there’s a lot of bars and you’re in desire to drink beer or some alcohol or something and the bars are really crowded maybe on Halloween or Christmas or New Years or you know it’s one of those occasions were there’s a lot of people Friday night or Saturday and you want to get a beer and there’s a long line

There ain’t no more beer in the bar
There ain’t no more beer for sure
We’re just standing around in this line acting like we’re cool

Yeah there ain’t no more whiskey
There ain’t no more champaign too
We’re just standing around in this line wondering why we’re here

I bet the other line at the other bar was shorter
I bet the other line at the other bar was shorter
I bet the other line at the other bar was shorter
But by the time we get there it’ll be longer
By the the time we get there it’ll be longer

There ain’t no more beer in the bar
There ain’t no more beer for sure
We’re just standing around in this line acting kind of weird

Why is that guy playing that guitar all the time

Yeah
Did you ever think that life is real
Or do you think it’s just a dream
Or do you think that life is one long nightmare and your standing around in a line trying to get a beer

16. On The Right

Don’t go on the left
There’s nothing on the left
There’s a bathroom on the right

Don’t use the stool
If it was your house that’s not what we would do
There’s a bathroom on the right

Don’t go outside
You don’t know who will be walking by
There’s a bathroom on the right

There’s a bathroom on the right

17. Play Something Special

Play something special

That’s really special

How about kazoo

Wow

That’s like gravy on your biscuit

Would you like to super size that

Is that cheddar or swiss ?

Sayonara

18. Quiet

This song is called quiet

19. Rudolph The Robot

My name is Rudolph the robot
Here is my rhyme
Richy Rich rides
Randy run
Candy ran
Run ran run out of breath
Rest, rest out run the rest
Then you must really rest

My name is Rudolph
Rudolph the robot
Wrist watch runs a little slow
Run behind time
Rhyme
Rhyme
Rhythm time
Rushes fast
Or slowly climb
Reaches first
Reaches last
You succeed but get a rash

My name is Rudolph
Rudolph the robot robot
Riches rust
Wrenches rust
Righteous die sometimes and turn to dust
Are you in a rush
Are you in the band RUSH
Reaching trust
Or rather wondering if you must

Did I say my name is Rudolph the robot
My name is Rudolph the robot
Riot
Riot
Try to diet
Learn to reach another quiet
Right to live
Right to die
Right to wonder if you cry
Rye
Rye
Bread that’s dark and bread that’s light
Are you on the left or right

My name is Rudolph
Rudolph Rudy-olph
Robot, robot I’m a robot
Regular Joe
Regular no
Rather unique and not so small
Roll
Roll
Roll your boat gently up a rock
Watch to much TV and your soul will rot

Robot
Rudolph the robot
Is my name
Not my claim to fame
I might be just being framed
Right or wrong
Sing a song
Rich or poor
Short or long
You’ll reach a longer life if you are strong
But most humans will die
Left or right eye
See or cry
Random acts of righteousness try
Regularly ride the railroad
Monopoly reading railroad
Write an O so
Or no so
Are you on the right road
Are you
Are you
On the right road
Right road

20. She’s the Only Dandelion in my Whole World

She’s the only dandelion in my whole world
She’s the only dandelion in my whole world
She’s the only dandelion in my whole world
I don’t want pick another flower
I don’t want pick another flower

I’ve been all over this great big world
I seen all sorts of pretty girls
I’ve been to weddings and funerals
But none of them look like heros
None of them look like heros

She’s the only dandelion in my whole world
She’s the only dandelion in my whole world
She’s the only dandelion in my whole world
I don’t want pick another flower
I don’t want pick another flower

I’ve seen tulips and daffodils
I’ve seen roses and marigolds
I’ve seen daisy
But none of them drew me that crazy
None of them drew me that crazy

She’s the only dandelion in my whole world
She’s the only dandelion in my whole world
She’s the only dandelion in my whole world
I don’t want pick another flower
I don’t want pick another flower

Okay now here is your chance
You have something you love the most
It could be a soft drink
Maybe it’s your corduroys genes
Or your new suit
Or the movie
Or your girlfriend
Or your boyfriend
Or your ex girlfriend
Or your best friend
Or Bob Dylan
Or your x x girlfriend
Or your money
Or well whatever it is you like the most
It could be cigarettes
Or coffee
Nows your chance to sing with me

Hey Robin I love you

21. This is The Buddy Song

This is the buddy song
This is the buddy song
I’m your buddy
You’re my buddy
Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy

This is the buddy song
This is the buddy song
Let’s be buddies
Real good buddies
Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy

This is the buddy song
This is the buddy song
Let’s be buddies
Real good buddies
Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy

This is the buddy song
This is the buddy song
I’m your buddy
You’re my buddy
Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy


22. U’re the Only U that U’ve got

You say that you don't got alot
But what you've got is what you've got
Once it's gone than it's not

& U're the only U that you've got

Take a piece of my advice
If you want to live long and be wise
Stay away from those angry guys

Cause U're the only U that you've got

Said take good care of yourself
Eat good and be in good health
Cause once it's gone it can't be bought back with wealth

& U're the only U that you've got

Suicide is a terrible ride
They say it's cool but it's just jive
Cause once you're dead you won't be alive

& U're the only U that you've

23.Vacuum Rap

Yeah I can’t hear what your saying
A could you talk louder ?
What ?
What did you say ?

Vacuum rap
Vacuum rap
Vacuum rap
I’m a Janitor
I’ve got to clean the place
I suck everything up with the vacuum
I’m a vacuum ace
I’m a janitor
It’s vacuum rap
Vacuum rap


That’s a solo
You wants some kazoo I’ll have to get the kazoo on
Oh I blew it there
Kazoo ~~~~~

Vacuum rap
Vacuum rap
Clap
Clap
Go ahead laugh
But when you got to work you got to make some cash
So you may have to do the vacuum rap
I’m getting sucked up by the vacuume to do the vacuum rap
I’m getting sucked up by the vacuum

24. Want To Be A Librarian ?

Hi
You might be wondering what should you do with your life ?
You want a career, you want to come up with something great to do with your life ?
Well I have a great idea.

Wouldn’t you want to be a Librarian ?
I bet you want to be a Librarian ?
I bet secretly inside your thinking
Wouldn’t it be great to be a Librarian ?

I bet you want to be a Librarian ?
Yeah if you were a Librarian
You could benefits for being
For being a Librarian

Yeah if you were a Librarian
You get holidays off for being a Librarian
You could benefits and
You get to work in air conditioning

Yeah you don’t have to be good looking
Yeah you could be really ugly and be a Librarian
Or you could be tall or short
Or you could have lots of warts

Yeah you don’t have to be
The most smartest person in the world
But you do need a degree in library
So you can be a Librarian

Yeah I bet you want to be a Librarian ?
Don’t you want to be a Librarian ?
I bet secretly inside your thinking
Wow I’d like to be a Librarian ?

Yeah but if you were Tiger Woods and
You broke your arm
Or if you were Sharon Stone and
You were in a car crash
You know if you were
The greatest singer in the World maybe not Madonna
And all of a sudden you became ugly and couldn’t sing
Well I don’t know what you’d do
But if you were Michael Jordan
You could always still do Nike commercials
But I’m not sure Bruce Springsteen might have to get a job
As a Librarian
Yeah if you were a celebrity you could still be a Librarian
Yeah if you were a Librarian
People could get a book and get an autograph

Don’t you want to be a Librarian ?
I bet you want to be a Librarian ?
I bet secretly inside you thinking
Wow if I could only be a Librarian ?

L
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Well I don’t know the rest ask a Librarian

Yeah don’t you want to be a Librarian ?
Wouldn’t you love to be a Librarian ?
Cause you could read books if you were a Librarian
And you could have fun looking up all the references

25. Xmas Morgue

Rocking around the dead bodies at the Christmas party morgue ?One looks like Johnny Cash, One looks like Uncle George

Rocking around the dead bodies, there’s a skeleton under the mistletoe that wants to be kissed I would kiss her but I don’t know if she’s a mister or a miss

you will get a very eerie feeling when you hear ?dead bodies getting up and screaming in your ear

you will get a really eerie feeling when you hear ?dead bodies getting up and screaming in your ear

Rocking around the dead bodies at the Christmas party tonight Celebrating Christmas in a real old kind of fright

26.Yawning

Are you yawning-yawning for the break of day ?
Do you stay up when I'm away ?
Are you yawning-yawning for my love ?
In the twilight of the moonlight up above
Are you my sweetheart,my honeysuckle,my turtledove ?
Or am I just a lost forsaken lefthand glove
Left behind in the winter's frozen bitter cold

Are you yawning in the spring ?
Do you hear the bluebird sing ?
Is the sun melting in your heart ?
From the kisses I inpart ?
Are you yawning, or just asleep ?
Am I dreaming, or is my love deep ?
Deeper than a tidle wave
Do you regret the love I gave ?
Am I silly ?
Am I brave ?
Do you wonder why I act the way I behave ?

Are you yawning for my love,
Or just tired and wanting none ?
Did I wake you in the night ?
Do you linger for my light ?
Is it special ?
Is it kind ?
Are you confused ?
Is love blind ?
Do you wander ?
Are you mine ?
These are the questions I think of my valentine

27. Z Instrumental

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