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by Art Paul Schlosser

It's Punk, Blues, Gospel, & Rap with some Love songs
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1. Going Down The Road Feeling Good
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2. I'm Glad It Was You
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3. Dairy Farming On Mars
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4. Our Gardens in the Hall
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5. Junk Mail
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6. Help Me Help Me Jesus
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7. Pirates
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8. Spots
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9. Techno-Technology
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10. Country Western Music
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11. Screw My Head in a Light Bulb Socket
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12. These Chord Changes
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13. Don't Paint my Blues Blue
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14. Were You Thinking
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15. Politics Sucks Blues
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16. I Hate Doing Dishes
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17. Passing The Buck
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18. Your Music's Too Loud
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19. I Hate Waiting In Line
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20. Cabinet Making and Tying Your Shoe
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21. I'm Glad We're Through(Ha ha Ha ha)
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22. Human Guinea Pig
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23. Rejoice Blues
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24. More Than You Know
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25. Stop Smoking Now
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ABOUT THIS ALBUM


Album Notes
Here is a recent review by Jim Anderson which you will find at
http://www.monk-music.com/cdreview2.htm

Sometimes I think Art Paul Schlosser is like my Honda Element. People either love it or hate it. There seems to be little in-between.. Some people may not understand Art Paul's style of music, but I see what many others find endearing and unique about it. It seems to come from his heart, from his inner being, from the core of his essence. Yeah, I know that's where all artist's music is supposed to come from, but Art Paul has a one-of-a-kind approach to it.
When I put on his first cassette tape ( yes, cassettes...awaiting transfer to CD) "Our Gardens in the Hall", I am pleasantly introduced to "Goin' Down the Road Feelin' Good", a song that I liked enough to add my own backround music and vocals to. It has a beatle-ish rock-a-billy quality.
One of the things you notice right away is Art Paul's live, almost improvised style of songwriting. He told me he often changes lyrics or melodies right up to the momment he records the song. This gives way to the "real" sound that adds to his identity as a local street performer. He always has titles that bemuse and spark the imagination, like,"Dairy farming on Mars", or, "Spots", or "Screw my Head in a Light Bulb Socket". The title track of "Our Gardens in the Hall" of the same name is a song about a garden in the hall that his mother planted seeds in and it grows up the walls and they get bugs. A painted song that tickles one's heart as it renders a picture of his home. Art tries his hand at different styles as in "Pirates", a sea chanty arrrrrgh! His humor is typified in the song "These Chord Changes", where the chords become the punchline to his lyrical question of when are these chords going to change...hanging on one chord until you start laughing.
"This Tape Could Be Dangerous", his other cassette, had a more politically angered sense about it, yet was interjected with heart-felt ditties such as "More Than You Know" and "I'm Glad We're Through". On this tape he complains of doing dishes. in, " I hate Doing Dishes", and waiting in lines in, "I Hate Waiting in Lines", and loud music and barking dogs from his neighbors in, "Your Musics Too Loud". Do you see a theme going on here ? His typical quirky song on this album is one of my faves, "Cabinet Making and Tying Your Shoes". Side B has more of life's invasive qualities in "Human Guinea Pig" about medical studies on humans, "Stop Smoking Now"...only you can do it if you want with the help of Jesus. This is also a re-occuring theme throughout Art Paul's music. He has, or at least I believe he has, a deep religious belief system that carries him through the trials and tribulations of life, and shows up in tunes such as, "Rejoice Blues" ,"Don't Make a Deal with the Devil", "Help me Jesus". He always tries his hand at other genres as in, "Be Bop a He Bop a Be Bop a Bo Bop"....a sort of rockabilly hip hop song with a simple hand clapping backround."Spots" is a similar play on words rap-like song.
In summation, I would recommend Art Paul Schlosser's work if you are in the mood to open up your mind, heart, and funny bone, and let it flow through you. Remember, judge not lest ye be judged and you just might find yourself humming one of Art Paul's tunes on your way to work tomorrow.

Now that you read Jim's review I thought you might like to read the lyrics to the songs:

1. Going Down That Road Feeling Good

Going down that road feeling Good
Going down that road feeling Good
Going down that road feeling Good
& I want to be treated this away
I want to be treated this away

I like it when people smile
I like it when people smile
I like it when people smile
& I want to be treated this away
I want to be treated this away

Tell me a real good joke
Tell me a real good joke
Tell me a real good joke
& I want to be treated this away
I want to be treated this away

Ha-ha ha-ha ha
Ha-ha ha-ha ha
Ha -ha ha-ha ha
& I want to be treated this away
I want to be treated this away

2. I’m Glad it was You

I could have had anybody
You know it's true
They had cars,good looks and money
Why did it have to be you
Why did it have to be you

Well you know your not that good looking
And sometimes you act just like a fool
You know you don’t know that much about cooking
Why did it have to be you
Why did it have to be you

Well maybe it was love at first sight
Or your eyes they are so blue
Maybe it was the stars late at night
Say why did it have to be you
Why did it have to be you

Well I know that I could have had anybody
But there was just something special about you
You know you seem sweet and your jokes are funny
You know I’m glad that it was you
I’m glad that it was you

I know your not that good looking
But your face seems kind of cute
I know you don’t know that much about cooking
I’m glad still that it happened to be you
I’m glad that it turned out to be you

Because there’s something about the way you come up to greet me
That just seems to take away my blues
And there’s something about the way you come up to meet me
I’m glad that it turned out to be you
I’m glad that it was you



3. Dairy Farming on Mars

Dairy Farming on Mars
Green Cows with 16 udders
They wear cosmic space hats
They
Their milk taste like rootbeer
They purr like cats
They are 16,000 feet tall
But only an inch wide
Only an inch wide
Only an inch wide


4.Our Gardens in the Hall

Our gardens in the hall
Our gardens in the hall
We tracked mud and dirt there
From 5 years ago in the fall
My mother planted seeds
And now you all know
Our gardens in the hall
Our gardens in the hall

Well you might think that's strange
But that's not strange at all
But now the flowers
They're crawling up the walls
And everywhere on the floor
Insects do crawl
Our gardens in the hall
Our gardens in the hall

Well you know I'd say alot more
But I can't think of alot more to say
Except for we sprayed those insects
With this poisonous insect spray
Instead of dying
Well you know they all did grow
Our Gardens in the hall
Our Gardens in the hall

5.Junk Mail

Junk mail
Junk mail
In my mailbox

Telling me lies
And alibis
& 600 cures for chicken-poxs

A cow that milks
Chocolate milk
For 6 thousand dollars

Glow in the dark
Flouresent Silk
Comes in 3 colors

A preacher who
Yes it’s true
Needs a million dollars or he’ll die

A 101
Ways to
Walk across the sky

It’s not that I doubt
What these things are about
It’s just that I think they’re all lies

So I throw them all
In my garbage can
And kiss them all goodbye

So I take them all
To the recyling plant
I kiss them all goodbye

So I use them all
For scratch paper
And I kiss them all goodbye

So I use them all
For bacon drippings
And I kiss them all goodbye

A 101 ways
To use junk mail
And kiss it all goodbye

And if you like
I’ll send you my brochure
And you can kiss it all goodbye

Yeah cause once we use all the trees
It will be hard to breath
And we can kiss ourselves goodbye

Yeah 101 ways
To use junk mail
And kiss it all goodbye

So if you like
I’ll send you my brochure
And you can kiss it all goodbye

Cause once we’re dead
We can kiss ourselves goodbye

6.Help Me Help Me Jesus

Help me help me Jesus
You can heal me yes I trust
Said the blind man in the street
Jesus Healed him now he sees
Turned the water into wine
You know he feed 5 thousand at one time
If there's anything you need
Turn to Jesus it will be

Turn to Jesus right today
Why you wait why delay
He's got the power to give you a cure
Don't you doubt, it's for sure
And the blind man he now sees
Deaf and dumb been set free
You know if there's anything you need
Turn to Jesus it will be

Turn to Jesus right today
Why you wait why delay
He's got the power to give you a cure
Don't you doubt, it's for sure


7. Pirates

Fighting, Fighting
On the ocean front
Pirates, Pirates
On a treasure hunt
Marauding , stealing
Taking what they can
They are fearless
They fear no man

Banner , banner
It’s the sign of death
And the ship’s name
Is the name Beth
Murauding, drinking
Even theft
They are pirates
Pirates on to death

Pirates, pirates
Prisoners of war
They were caught
By the army’s Governor
They were caught
Prisoners to rot
They were bathing
That’s how they were caught

Pirates, pirates
Freezing in the cold
They escaped
From the ship’s jail
They escape in the artic
Oh no
They should have stayed in jail
It’s 40 below
40 below
40 below

40 below
40 below
40 below

8. Spots

Spots spots spots spots
Spots spots polka-dots
Spots spots spots spots
Everywhere

Spots spots spots spots
Spots spots polka-dots
Spots spots spots spots
Do we really care ?

Spots spots spots spots
Spots spots polka-dots
Spots spots spots spots
Even in her hair

Spots spots spots spots
Spots spots polka-dots
Spots spots spots spots
Even on the chair

Spots spots spots spots
Spots spots polka-dots
Spots spots spots spots
Do we really care ?

Spots spots spots spots
Spots spots polka-dots
Spots spots spots spots
Even underwear

Spots spots spots spots
Spots spots polka-dots
Spots spots spots spots
They are everywhere
Even on the chair
Even in your hair
Even underwear
Even everywhere
Do we really care ?
They are everywhere
They are everywhere

9. Techno-Technology

Television and technology teaching us to telescape
Techno technology with a techno point of view
Telephones and typagraphs and Tschaikowsky on synthesizer
Techno technology with a techno point of view
Too much technology just taking up too much room
Now I can't see you any more you've been technoligized
Techno technology with a techno point of view
Too much technology just taking up too much room
You know telephones and typagraphs and Tschaikowsky on synthesizer
Techno technology with a techno point of view
Television and technology just teaching us to telescape
Too much technology taking up too much room
Techno technology with a techno point of view
I don’t see you any more you've been technoligized



10.Country Western Music

They say they got country western music down in Texas
But I'll don't have to go there just to listen to it
Cause we've got country western music here in Wisconsin
Country western music with the country western spirit

We've got country western music here in Wisconsin
Country Western music oh it's so much fun
We've got country western music here in Wisconsin
Country Western music playing for everyone


Well some people like to go to Nashville Tennessee
You know that's where they say they play the best
Well we're not trying to out do Nashville Tennessee
Cause we've got country western you betcha yes

We've got country western music here in Wisconsin
Country Western music oh it's so much fun
We've got country western music here in Wisconsin
Country Western music playing for everyone

Listen to that guitar and that fiddle
Don't you think they got a honky tonk style
Listen to that singer sing you a love song
You know he's bound to make you laugh or cry, bound to make you smile

We've got country western music here in Wisconsin
Country Western music oh it's so much fun
We've got country western music here in Wisconsin
Country Western music playing for everyone



11. Screw My Head in a Light Bulb Socket

Screw my head in a light bulb socket
I miss you so much my face is turning green
Screw my head in a light bulb socket
If you won’t come back to me

1.Well you know my cat it cries real loud
The dog in the neighbor’s yard sure does howl
Well you know no one come and knocks on my door
And the mail man don’t bring no mail over here any more

2.I went to the local psychiatrist Dr Blue
He said I was crazy, I thought he was crazy too
He told me I should give up my love for you
Well you know he’s never been in love with you

3.Well you know I used to care what I look like when I got up
Now I don’t care what I look like no matter how rough
I don’t care if there are worms and snakes crawling my hair
I don’t care because you’re not there

12 These Chord Changes

These chord changes
These chord changes
These chord changes
Oh no the chord is changing
No body look
Close the door to the dressing room
The chord is changing
These chord changes
Well you know what I mean
It's not money changes
That's in the bible somewhere
I don't know where it is though
These chord changes
Take forever
Take 4
Take 1
Take 2
Take 3
No Take 4
That's stealing isn't it
Well I don't know
Maybe it's a golf coarse
Fore !
No
Take forever
Take forever
These take
They take
They take forever you know
They just
They take forever
These chord changes
You know
These chord changes
On some where along the way they want me to change the chord you know but
These chord changes
I'm still doing the same chord though
Because you know
These chord changes
Are much too long
Yeah there much too long you know I could tell you a joke right here
You know
If I only could think of one
How about a
You know Q: What's the difference between a good musician and a bad musician ?
Well you know A:One makes beautiful music and the other one really makes you sick
You know that's how long these chord changes
They take so long that I can throw in jokes and even play a little kazoo
Kazoo~~
You know even a little kazoo there you know
Because you know there much too long
There much
Not just a little
There much
There much
Well there much too long
These chord changes
I was gonna hire an Opera singer for this part but um
I thought you'd like my voice better you know
Oh okay maybe you don't like my voice better but
It's too late now that I'm recording it anyhow
These~~~~~
Chord~~~~~~
Tarzan king of the jungle
Aaaaaaa
Chord~~~~~~
Changes~~~
Take~~~~~
Not borrow
Take
Well that's kind of
That's kind of bad
Well I'm not supporting it
Immorally you know
That you should steal from the Governor
Although he always steals from us taxes you know
But I'm suggesting that take here is that it's taking to long
These chord you know take forever
You know Ford is car
And sometimes I wonder if they just build them too expensive so then they cost to much money
Then that's why people by japanese cars cause they save up on gas or something
Forever
Lever
Lever
Don't push that lever
Ahhh
I told you not to push that lever
Anyways
Take forever
Now sing
Don't you wanna
Don't you like to
Now sing~~~
Now~~
Now brown cow
Now
How now brown cow
Ain't that an old joke
Ha ha ha
Now sing La la la la la la~~~
Sing
Don't you wanna
Don't you like to
This
Not that one
Not your neighbor's
This
Not over there
This
This
This song
You ready
We're gonna do it all again
Song
We're gonna play the whole song again ready
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9
Pshh





13. Don’t Paint My Blues Blue

Paint my blues Red
Paint my blues Red
I don’t want them
Make them dead
Paint my blues Red
Paint my blues Red
Paint my blues Red

But don’t paint my blues Blue
Don’t paint my blues Blue
I be so sad
If you do
Don’t paint my blues Blue

Paint my blues Green
Paint my blues Green
I'd rather have
A pretty scene
Paint my blues Green
Paint my blues Green
Paint my blues Green

But don’t paint my blues Blue
Don’t paint my blues Blue
I be so sad
If you do
Don’t paint my blues Blue

I ran out of time
So I've got to go

14. Were You Thinking

Hi this is Art and I’m stuck.
I’m in here and I can’t get out.
Help ! Help ! Help ! Help ! Help !

Were you thinking
What I was thinking
When I was thinking
What you were thinking

If I love you
And you love me
Will you love me
If I say I love you

Thought I knew
Look right through
Thought I knew
But you look strange

Thought you like me
Thought I was keen
Thought you like me
Somehow you have changed

Were you thinking
What I was thinking
When I was thinking
What you were thinking
What you were thinking



15 Politics Sucks Blues

Politician, politician why do you tell lies
Politician, politician why do you tell lies
Well you promises us this and you promises us that then you change your mind


City Lawyer, city lawyer taking bribes on the side
City Lawyer, city lawyer taking bribes on the side
Your suppose to stand for truth and justice but the truth you compromise

Government, government why do you oppress
Government, government why do you oppress
Well you say you going to help us out then you help us less and less

Politician, politician why do you tell lies
Politician, politician why do you tell lies
You know the facts are right before you still you deny

I’ve got the politics, politics sucks and I know it blues
I’ve got the politics, politics sucks and I know it blues
Every time you think your going to get somewhere in the end you really get screwed

Legislators, legislators their making all those rules
Legislators, legislators their making all those rules
They make rules and rules and then they make rules about the rules

Taxation, taxation almost everywhere
Taxation, taxation almost everywhere
They tax the land, they tax the sea and pretty soon their going to tax the air

America, America land of the free
America, America land of the free
Where you got to buy a license if you want your liberty

Politician, politician he’s acting like he’s our friend
Politician, politician he’s acting like he’s our friend
He’s running for realection yeah we got to vote for once again

I’ve got the politics, politics sucks and I know it blues
Politics, politics sucks and I know it blues
Every time you think your going to get somewhere in the end you really get screwed

Now vote for me and I’ll do this
I’ll be the very thing you wish
I’ll bow to your feet I’ll kiss
But once I’m in office my words I’ll twist

16. I Hate Doing Dishes


I'm working at that local spit spoon restaurant
I'm scrubbing off that grease and that grime
I'm working late hours just to make some minimum wage
Yesterday they ask me to take out the slime

I hate doing dishes
I hate doing dishes
I hate doing dishes

Well you gotta work late on fridays and you gotta work holidays
And a you know the moment you get a day off someone calls in sick
And you know the boss is always complaining about the silverware
And asking for a raise don't get you anywhere

I hate doing dishes
I hate doing dishes
I hate doing dishes

Well the moment you get there you gotta get caught up with all the dishes
So you work real hard to get caught up and then they give you lots of pots
So you work real hard to get caught up with the pots and then you get behind with the dishes
And you got to work real hard and you got to stay late to get caught up

I hate doing dishes
I hate doing dishes
I hate doing dishes

One more time
I hate doing dishes
You hate doing dishes
We hate doing dishes

Oh Yeah

17. Passing The Buck

Hey let's play
Passing the buck
That's when you say
To others good luck

Make them go
To someone else
Passing the buck
Is really swell

Passing the buck
That's what you do
Make other's help
But not you

Passing the buck
But what will you do
When they pass the buck
Right back to you

Politicians,lawyers
Preachers too
Passing the buck
Is really cool

You don't want to
Give up any of that wealth
Pass the buck
To someone else


18.Your Music’s Too Loud


This is for those people that love loud music I wrote it.
I know you love that punk, that hardcore, that dirge, and that Heavy Metal,and you love all loud music yes you do.
This is called Your Music's Too Loud play it for your Grandma.

Your music's too loud
I can't sleep
Your music's too loud
Shut that dog up

Your music's too loud
I can't sleep
Your music's too loud
It's 3 o'clock in the morning
It's 3 o'clock in the morning

I don’t want to be a grouch
I’m just trying to sleep
I don’t want to be a grouch
Shut that dog up

I don’t want to be a grouch
I’m just trying to sleep
I don’t want to be a grouch
It's 3 o'clock in the morning
It's 3 o'clock in the morning

19.I Hate Waiting In Line

Well the line is always longer where your standing.

I hate waiting in line
It takes to much time
Hey I'm in a hurry
I don't got the patience

I hate waiting in line
It’s a real drag
Why does that one guy
Got to take so long

And the clock is ticking away
And the clock is ticking away
And the clock, the clock, the clock
Is ticking away
Is ticking away

I hate waiting in line
It takes to much time
Hey I'm in a hurry
I don't got the patience

I hate waiting in line
It ain’t that much fun
Hey I wouldn’t mind
But I’ve got to be somewhere

And the clock is ticking away
And the clock is ticking away
And the clock, the clock, the clock
Is ticking away
Is ticking away
Is ticking away
I’m late
And I’m suppose to be there
Is ticking away




20. Cabinet making and Tying Your Shoe

Well this dedicated, another hard working song,
this about people that are working and their always being bother while they’re working.
This is about the hard things in life. It’s called Cabinet Making and Tying your shoe.

Cabinet making and tying your shoe
There both hard to do
Cabinet making and tying your shoe
There both hard to do

Your making a cabinet and what do you know
Someone's trying to call you
Your making a cabinet and rings goes the phone
They're trying to call you

Cabinet making and tying your shoe
There both hard to do
Cabinet making and tying your shoe
There both hard to do

Your bending over to tie your shoe
But someone they got bother you
Your bending over to tie your shoe
But they got bother you

21.I’m Glad We’re Through(Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha)

I miss you darling you know it’s so
Do I want you back ? I just don’t know

I miss you darling you know it’s so
But somehow Darling I’m glad you did go

You never offer me so very much
But poison and knifes to touch

Every time my back was turned there you were
With earthquakes and volcano erupture

And remember all those friends you said we’re friends
Some how darling sleeping bed don’t mean friends

I miss you darling you know I do
But somehow darling I’m glad we’re through

I said I miss you darling you know I do
But somehow I miss my life before I knew you

Ha-ha-Ha-ha, Ha-ha-Ha-ha
Ha-ha-Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ha

Ha-ha-Ha-ha, Ha-ha-Ha-ha
Ha-ha-Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ha

I’m sick of the lies, I’m sick of the pain
I’m sick of the headaches and going insane

Oh I know you love me, I know you were true
Somehow Darling I just wonder about those other 2

So I won’t meet and I won’t write you
In fact somehow Darling I’m glad were through

Ha-ha-Ha-ha, Ha-ha-Ha-ha
Ha-ha-Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ha

Ha-ha-Ha-ha, Ha-ha-Ha-ha
Ha-ha-Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ha

I’m glad were through
I’m glad were through
Ha-ha-Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ha

Ha

22. Human Guinea Pig

This is dedicated to all those people at Frederick’s Lab.
Yes we need you to experiment.
Ah we’re trying this new experiment and all you got to do is take a bunch of these drugs and stay inside our building for 50 years and then you’ll make a 100 bucks.

I’m a human guinea pig
I’m a human guinea pig
I’m stuck within a jig
I’m a human guinea pig

At night I can not sleep
At night I can not sleep
Strange things they make me eat
At night I can not sleep

Just one more shock and then
Just one more shock and then
We’ll see how you are doing and
Just one more shock again

I’m a human guinea pig
I’m a human guinea pig
I’m stuck within a jig
I’m a human guinea pig

They make me take these drugs
They make me take these drugs
Oh no I see strange bugs
They make me take these drugs

I’m a human guinea pig
I’m a human guinea pig
I’m stuck within a jig
I’m a human guinea pig

23. Rejoice Blues

Praise the Lord
And rejoice
Be thankful
With a thankful voice

Hallelujah
God is good
He made us
Rejoice we should

Praise the Lord
And rejoice
Be thankful
With a thankful voice

God
Has a plan for us
It's a plan for good
And not for rust

Praise the Lord
And rejoice
Be thankful
With a thankful voice

Come on out there and join along

Praise the Lord
And rejoice
Be thankful
With a thankful voice

24. More than You Know

I thought I write a love song to not just sing negative ones. Your probable out there thinking boy he must have alot broken relationships but you know I don't really have a girlfriend
and I have really had any girlfriends. I had alot of things I thought were girlfriends and also I had some positive experiences that might of worked out but never did.
And I'm really thankful that I'm alive I mean I've got myself and I think I'm in love with myself but this one was written to a girl that I liked at one time and although our relationship didn't work out I think our friendship really blossomed and we were really good friends so this is called More Than You Know.

More than you know
More than you know
I love you so
More than you know

More than you see
More than you see
You are to me
More than you see

More than you know
More than you know

More than we know
More than we know
Our love will grow
More than we know

More than we see
More than we see
Our love will be
More than we see

More than we know
More than we know

More than a word
More than a word
Love it has cured
More than a word

More than a thought
More than a thought
Love it has taught
More than a thought

More than a word
More than a word

More than you know
More than you know
I love you so
More than you know

More than you see
More than you see
You are to me
More than you see

More than you know
More than you know





25. Stop Smoking Now

Stop smoking now
Stop smoking now
We will show you how
Stop smoking now

We'll brainwash you
Sabotage you
Turn your face blue
And put ashes in your shoe

Stop smoking now
Stop smoking now
We will show you how
Stop smoking now

We'll tie your ears up
Hit you in the gut
Tie your mouth up
And act real rough

Stop smoking now
Stop smoking now
We will show you how
Stop smoking now

Eat lots of food
Get real fat
And then you can try
Our diet plan

26. Hey-Bob a He-Bob a Be-Bob a Bo-Bob


Hey-bob a he-bob a bo-bob a be-bob a be-bob a bo-bob a hey-bob a he-bob

My girlfriend had black hair and it was cut funny and then she dye it purple and then orange
She had 16 earrings in one nose and that's the truth or is it a lie


Hey-bob a he-bob a bo-bob a be-bob a be-bob a bo-bob a hey-bob a he-bob

She left me for some guy who was ugly and mean and cruel and never took a bath
He wore a black leather jacket with a chain and ball at the end

Hey-bob a he-bob a bo-bob a be-bob a be-bob a bo-bob a hey-bob a he-bob

I went and applied for a job at a restaurant
They said I was to conservative
Said I was to liberal
Said I was to radical
And then they said I was a communist

Hey-bob a he-bob a bo-bob a be-bob a be-bob a bo-bob a hey-bob a he-bob

I went down State street wearing a brand new suit
It was really good looking
These kids came up to me put a sticker on my back say kick him
And then they rip off both of my sleeves said ain't he funny ha ha

Hey-bob a he-bob a bo-bob a be-bob a be-bob a bo-bob a hey-bob a he-bob

I told the police and complain to them
They said it was my fault
And then they took me to jail for vagrancy

Hey-bob a he-bob a bo-bob a be-bob a be-bob a bo-bob a hey-bob a he-bob

sing along now
Said sing along now

Hey-bob a he-bob a bo-bob a be-bob a be-bob a bo-bob a hey-bob a he-bob

This is what I think about it you know life isn't always what you expect and heres my advise

Don't make a deal with the Devil
The Devil will not help you
His only plan
Is to make you land
In a place that is not cool

Don't make a deal with the Devil
The devil will not be true
He'll only lie
Saying it's a good buy
And in the end you'll be the fool


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Byron

An Original For Sure !
I enjoyed previewing these tracks:
I hate waiting in line, I'm Glad were through, Hey Bob-a He-bob, Screw my Head into a Light Socket, Our Gardens in the Hall and I'm Glad It had to be you, These songs are original, funny and new, I recommend this talented artist.
Listen for yourself !