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I'm A Prince By The Artist Still Known As Art Paul Schlosser

by Art Paul Schlosser

This cd is inventive lyrics done to inventive homemade music including songs about Prince,Kurt Cobain,War,Salesman,& Wheres Waldo
Genre: Rock: Folk Rock
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1. The Busy Day Begins
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2. I'm Happy You're Back
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3. Door Bell I
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4. The Lord Is There
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5. She Is A Butterfly of The Lord
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6. I Just Made It Up
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7. I'm A Prince
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8. Red Red Red-Blue Rain
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9. You're Getting Wet
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10. Door Bell II
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11. Have I Got A Real Good Deal for You
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12. Are You Gullible
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13. CORP.Greed
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14. Another Star Trek Sequal Blues
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15. I Ate The Poppin Fresh Dough Boy
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16. Tuna Casserole Rag
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17. Are You Dumb enough(to Be Her Man)
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18. The Mark Of The Beast
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19. Please ! Don't Blow Me Up
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20. Everytime You Go Away
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21. Undertaker
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22. Heaven Rag
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23. What !
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24. She Keeps Coming Back,Coming Back
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25. Corn joke
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26. Darling I'm in Love But !
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27. How Do You Like My Pet ?
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28. Kurt Cobain
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29. I Don't Want To Find Waldo
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30. Harmonica Broke
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31. Video Games
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32. Top 10 Reasons
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33. Madison
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34. I Hate War
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35. As Stars Come Out
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ABOUT THIS ALBUM


Album Notes
Hi,I'm ART PAUL SCHLOSSER a locaL STREET musician in Madison,Wisconsin and the following CD has 23 songs that I did on an electric guitar plus others on others instruments and one that is anti-war called:I Hate War.I'm sure if you listen to the tracts you might find you like them but maybe if you read the lyrics here you'll get a better idea:

1. The Busy Day Begins

There are no lyrics to this song.

2. I’m Happy You’re Back


I'm happy you're back
I'm happy you're back
It's a matter of fact
There was something I lacked
It was hurting my heart
I had a heart attack
Cause you weren't part of my life

I'm happy you're back
I'm happy you're back
To be exact
My brain it was racked
Trying to find an excuse
To make up for my lack
I lonesome without you in my life

I'm happy you're back
I'm happy you're back
So happy you're back
Like petting a kitty kat
My smile is wide
Or winning a trophy from track
Or riding a big slide all night
Below bright lights
I'm happy you're back


3. Door Bell I

I think some ones at the door
Some ones at the door
Some ones at the door
Some ones at the door

4.The Lord is There

The Lord is there for those who care
The Lord is there for those who hear
The Lord is there for those who see
And I know he’s the key

The Lord is there around us all
The Lord is there please hear him call
The Lord is there the signs will say
He has got a better way

The Lord is there to lend a hand
The Lord is there to help us plan
The Lord is there near all of us
Now we must do what we must

The Lord is there for sure I know
The Lord is there he makes things grow
The Lord is there his love is good
Believe in him that we should




5. She is a Butterfly of The Lord


It's a poem I wrote about a christian I met when I was first following Jesus. I was a member of St Paul's prayer group and there was this lady name Trish who was very encouraging. She was very nice to me despite some of the things I put her through. It was in my Poetry Book called: It's Jesus in Me (Poems the Lord gave me) which I used to sell and managed to sell about 150 copies so later I added music to it and recorded it for I'm A Prince by the artist still known as Art Paul Schlosser CD.


She is a butterfly of the Lord
She dances around singing His holy word
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

She hears His voice in her dreams at night
She is a lamp of a city very bright
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

She taught me things of such great wisdom
She is a lover of God's holy son
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

She said it's the only way to be
If you really want to be free
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

She is a butterfly of the Lord

6. I Just Made it Up

I just made it up
I just made it up
Here’s a real good song
I just made it up
Might be a number one hit
I just made it up
I just made it up
Yeah I don’t know what it’s about
I just made it up
Maybe it will be played on the Movies
Darling
Honey
Sweetheart
Dear
I just made it up
Yeah you to can write a song just like the people on the radio
Yeah you don’t have to have skill or talent
Just write down whatever you say that comes out of your mouth
Make sure you don’t swear or you’ll be censored by the FCC
And make sure you don’t steal any lines from other peoples songs or those people will decide to sue you
And one more things I should state
Make sure you copyright your song
Or you know what will happen
Someone else will steal it and make a lot of money
I just made it up
Don’t know why or who for
I just made it up
Don’t know why I did
But I just did it
I just made it up
I just made it up
I just made it up
I just made it up
And you know later on when I’m rich and famous and I’m making lots of money you know
And I’m riding in my gold plated Cadilac civil Ford limozine
And I got a black leather jacket with diamonds and studded rubies
And women with diamonds and pearls and jade are begging at my feet
And I’m getting lots of millions of letters everywhere and even packages with money and gifts
And David Letterman wants me on his TV show and I’m playing at the White House
And Madonna has decided to name her child after me and all sorts of other great things are happening
Then you call me up and you’ll get my answering machine and it will say this
I just made it up
Now leave your name and number after the beep
I just made it up
And tell me where you put the keys so I can break in later
I just made it up
I just made it up
I just made it up
I just made it up
I just made it up
I just made it up
Just made it up
Just made it up
Just made it up …




7. I’m A Prince

Not a Queen
Not a King
But I’m a Prince
Some people think
They can sing
But I’m a Prince

I’m a Prince
I’m a Prince
Just because I want to be
I’m a Prince
I’m a Prince
So what if I’m not related to royalty

No not from
Bel-Air
But I’m a Prince
Maybe you
Don’t even care
Still I’m a Prince

I’m a Prince
I’m a Prince
Just because I want to be
I’m a Prince
I’m a Prince
So what if I’m not related to royalty

And if you don’t
Agree who cares
You’re stuck on your own reality
That you don’t even dare
To have any fun
It’s no wonder your always bummed

I’m a Prince
I’m a Prince
Just because I want to be
I’m a Prince
I’m a Prince
So what if I’m not related to royalty

8. Red, Red, Red, Blue Rain

I don’t want no purple rain
Falling on my skin
Messing up my hair
If this happens it’s a sin

Red, Red, Red, Blue Rain
Red, Red, Red, Blue Rain
Red, Red, Red, Blue Rain
Red, Red, Red, Blue Rain

Oh I don’t know what purple rain is
Because I never saw the movie
But if I get all wet and turn purple
I’m going to sue the food coloring industry


No I never bought a record
By the artist we can not say
But if the rain falls and we all turn purple
Then there’s something not okay

Red, Red, Red, Blue Rain
Red, Red, Red, Blue Rain
Red, Red, Red, Blue Rain
Red, Red, Red, Blue Rain
Red, Red, Red, Blue Rain
Red, Red, Red, Blue Rain
Red, Red, Red, Blue Rain
Red, Red, Red, Blue Rain

9. Don’t You Know You’re Getting Wet

Don't you know you're getting wet?
Don't you know you're getting wet?
Don't you know you're getting wet?
You're getting wet


No it’s not sunny; it's rainy out
It's not sunny; it's rainy out
It's not sunny; it's rainy out
You're getting wet

You should have brought your umbrella
You should have brought your umbrella
You should have brought your umbrella
You're getting wet


Oh what about that weather man
Was his forecast correct
Well why didn’t you listen to him
You’re getting

Don't you know you're getting wet?
Don't you know you're getting wet?
Don't you know you're getting wet?
You're getting wet



10. Door Bell II

Some ones at the door
Some ones at the door
Some ones at the door
Some ones at the door

11.Have I Got A Real Good Deal for You

Have I got a real good deal for you
Here’s a light bulb is it red or is it blue
Read the fine print see if it’s true
The fine print is so small you can’t read it too
Have I got a real good deal for you

Back at the house
The cat was eating a mouse
The farmer and his spouse
Were sitting on the couch
Some people say
Take life day to day
Don’t hurry to fast
Or you wound up on your ______

Have I got a real good deal for you
Hey why don’t you buy some of this glue
Oh no I’m stuck to you
You better not sue me because I’ve got a lawyer too
Have I got a real good deal for you

Moral of the story
Everything is Hunky Dory
Smile and the World smiles with you
So what if you lose a penny or two
But don’t let yourself get real _______

Have I got a deal for you

12. Are You Gullible

You might be gullible
If you think everything that Jeff Foxworthy says is funny
You might be gullible
If you bought every CD the Beatles came out with
You might be gullible
If you think there are only two soda and both are cola
You might be gullible
You might be gullible
You might be gullible
You might be gullible
Or are you gullible ?
Or are you gullible ?

You might be gullible
If you bought the cereal just cause you want the prize
You might be gullible
If you think those cookies are really made by elves
You might be gullible
If you think the guy in your neighborhood who looks like Elvis and acts like Elvis but sing real bad is really Elvis
You might be gullible
You might be gullible
You might be gullible
You might be gullible
Or are you gullible ?
Or are you gullible ?
You might be gullible
You might be gullible

You might be gullible
If you think everyone that works behind a desk is really working
You might be gullible
If you bought everything on the Home Shopper Network
You might be gullible
If you believe all the politicians are honest
You might be gullible
You might be gullible
You might be gullible
You might be gullible
Or are you gullible ?
Or are you gullible ?

Hey I’ve got a real good deal here
Here’s a knife that’s plastic that cuts real good
Or how about this Condominium on ocean front property in Arizona
Or how about the Eiffel tower I’ve got a real good price you can buy it from me
Or are you gullible ?
Or are you gullible ?
You might be gullible
You might be gullible
And if your gullible
And if your gullible
You lose all your money after while

13. Corp. Greed

Well corporation greed
Is American as an empty pie
Yeah they wants you to bleed
And they want you to starve and die
They want you to starve and die

Yeah there’s a lot of companies
They are looking for someone to practically work for free
And then they’ll say
Hey we’re cutting back will you take less pay
We’re cutting back we’ll you take less pay

Well one guy work for a place
For 50 years or maybe so
And then they had the guts to say
Hey we got someone younger you have to go
We got someone younger you’ll have to go

Well corporation greed
Is like losing the game of baseball
Well the umpire says strike 3
But the manager just wants to argue
The manager wants to argue
And when you go to strike
I bet you won’t get your job back
Because they’ll hire someone for less pay
And then they give you the sack
Then they give you the sack


14.Another Star Trek Sequel Blues

It’s another Star Trek sequel
They’ve got a man with 3 heads
It’s another Star Trek sequel
They’re going to the planet of the living dead

It’s another Star Trek sequel
Leonard Nimoy gonna be a guest
It’s another Star Trek sequel
It’s called Star Trek the sequel that will never rest

It’s another Star Trek sequel
They’re going to beam me up to play my guitar
It’s another Star Trek sequel

They’ve got lazer lights in the bar

It’s another Star Trek sequel
Paid for by things no one want to buy
It’s another Star Trek sequel
Star Trek the show that will never die

It’s another Star Trek sequel
To boldly go where no one wants to
It’s another Star Trek sequel
And I’ve got the too many Star Trek sequel blues

15. I Ate The Poppin Fresh Doughboy


I was inspired to write this one after watching the commercial where The Poppin Fresh Doughboy jumps out of the TV to help the person cook. I thought if that happened to me I would cook the guy up because he is made out dough right. Then one day I decided to write it in a song.


I ate The Poppin Fresh Doughboy
He tasted so good
Some people say that’s cannibalism
But I if you we’re hungry you would

I ate The Poppin Fresh Doughboy
There was no food in my cupboard
He just pop out of the TV and started talking to me
So I cooked him up and from my neighbor I borrowed butter

I ate The Poppin Fresh Doughboy
And now I’ve got to go to court
They say it’s a crime to kill a celebrity
The weapon was a knife and a fork

I ate The Poppin Fresh
I ate The Poppin Fresh
I ate The Poppin Fresh Doughboy

16.Tuna Casserole Rag

I’m okay
Your okay
But the tuna casserole has got to go

I told you once
I told you twice
How come you just say no

You know it’s been in that refrigerator so long I think I see mold
And well it’s starting to grow
And the other day I thought I saw it go

I’m okay
Your okay
But that tuna casserole
Tuna casserole
Tuna casserole has got to go

17. Are You Dumb Enough(To Be Her Man)

She spend your money and uses your credit card to
Yes she’ll take full advantage of you
But still once in a while she’ll hold your hand
Are you dumb enough to be her man

When your free she’ll spend time with you
But when your busy she’ll spend time with others too
Tell you that they’re just her friends
Are you dumb enough to be her man

Ditch you when she said you’d meet
Say it’s your fault you better buy her sweets
Do things you don’t understand
Hey are you dumb enough to be her man

All your CDs and TVs gone
Oh I borrowed them to someone
And that Doctor you were kissing then
That’s just my friend, are you dumb enough to be her man

18. The Mark of The Beast

Prelude:1
2
3
4
5
6
6
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1.Well he got himself a job
And he worked real hard
He made alot money
So he went to the bar
He got real drunk
With a friend that was a punk
His friend said:"I know something cool
Let's go get tatoo'd
Well they were walking down the street
And he was thinking this is going to be neat
He could of got one that said grace,but he got:

Chorus:Stuck with the mark of the beast
Stuck with the mark of the beast
I don't know you might like to eat quiche
Don't get stuck with the mark of the beast

2.Theres alot of things in this world
And some of them are helpful
Some can make you sick
So you better be careful
Don't jump in bed with just anyone
You might get bit
And if your going to put the puzzle together
You better find a piece that will fit
You know I could say alot of things
But it would just be noise to your ears
And if your going to get drunk
Get someone else to steer
From the greatest
On down to the least
You better keep your eye open,or you'll get:(go to chorus)

3.Well I knew a girl
And she had real long hair
She kept taking all my money
But for some reason I didn't care
Because she was real pretty
And she showed me how to have a good time
Some say love is crazy
Some say love is blind
After a while
I asked her to marry me
Some say I got lucky
Some say I got:(go to chorus)


19. Please Don’t Blow Me Up

Please don’t blow me up
Please don’t blow me up
Please don’t blow me up
Please don’t blow me up

I might a said a thing or two
But that don’t mean that you should do
The very thing I don’t want you to
Please don’t blow me up
Please don’t blow me up


I know I’m ugly and mean
But that don’t mean it would be keen
For you to the thing I don’t want to dream
Please don’t blow me up
Please don’t blow me up


Please don’t blow me up
Just so you can proof that you tough
I know you want to be famous in the media
Please don’t blow me up
Please don’t blow me up

20. Every Time You Go Away


You lose apart of yourself every time you go away
And the goodbyes been dealt but you still want to stay
All the memories felt don’t make it okay
You lose apart of yourself every time you go away
You lose apart of yourself every time you go away

You lose apart of yourself every time you go away
And it causes your heart to melt but you don’t know what to say
You wish you had enough wealth to buy back yesterday
You lose apart of yourself every time you go away
You lose apart of yourself every time you go away

You lose apart of yourself every time you go away
And you just can’t help feeling so gray
Yeah you have stories to tell but that’s not the same
You lose apart of yourself every time you go away
You lose apart of yourself every time you go away
You lose




21. Undertaker


Undertaker, Undertaker bring me back my wife
Undertaker, Undertaker bring me back my wife
Undertaker, Undertaker bring me back my wife
She’s not dead, no she’s still alive

Undertaker, Undertaker why’d you come so soon yeah
Undertaker, Undertaker why’d you come so soon
Undertaker, Undertaker why’d you come so soon
You know I only knew 3 years since the month of june

Undertaker, Undertaker what do I do now
Undertaker, Undertaker what do I do now
Undertaker, Undertaker what do I do now
The only one that ever love me is 6 feet underground




22. Heaven Rag

Well some people think they get to heaven just cause they look so great
But what if God was really ugly and he said you have to wait

No I don’t think God is concern about what you look like
No I think he’s more concern about whether your doing what’s wrong or right

And some people think they can with their money bribe the Lord
But God don’t care about your visa and the angels don’t ride no Fords

No God don’t care about your money cause money don’t buy no love
If you want to get to heaven you better pray to God above

For mercy and for grace for forgiveness for your sins
You know cause you may like to drink but in heaven they go no gin

Well I guess that’s the end of my song I must leave it’s true
But if you want to know more about heaven you can read the Bible too

Now sing along with me now sing along
Now sing along with me it’s really easy

It’s just Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah- Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah- Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah


23. What !

What has been said before ?
What will be said again ?
What am I saying ?
What ? What ? What ? What ???

What is the name of the song ?
And what is the song about ?
What will you pay me ?
And what if you don't like it ?

Well whether you know Mr.What or not
You still maybe wondering what ?
Well if I knew what it was maybe I could tell you ?
But the question is what for ? and why ?
And what the heck does it matter anyway ?

You know once you know what it is ?
Then you want to know how it works ?
and why ? and where ?
And the next thing you know I'll have to answer a million questions !
If you really want to know what maybe you should look it up in a Whatchamajigger

What ? What ? What ? What ?
I can't hear you,your talking to loud !



24. She Keeps Coming Back, Coming Back

You kiss me, kiss me
Than you walk out of my life
Ad the moment I think it's over
You call me back up and act like it's all right

You thrill me, thrill me
Than you dump me like a dog
And the moment I think it's over
You roll back like a log

You’re a crummy broken record
You’re a yo-yo on a string
You’re a nightmare that repeats
Your an endless boom-a-rang

Well if I ever get out of here
I hope I don't get stuck with you
But how can I help it
Nightmares they come true

25.

Q : Do you know what an ear of corn is ?

A : No not that ear of corn.
But an ear of corn is when you take some corn and you put it in your ear and what ever amounts fits in your ear is an ear of corn.



26. Darling I’m in Love But


Darling I’m in love but
Darling I’m in love but
It’s with your alter ego
It’s with your pet beagle

Darling I’m in love but
Darling I’m in love but
It’s with your best friend
It’s with you Aunt Gwen


Darling I’m in love but
Darling I’m in love but
It’s with your money
It’s with your Sister Jenny

27. How Do You Like My Pet

Can my tyrannosaurus rex come in your house
Can my tyrannosaurus rex come in your house
I know he’s not small like your pet mouse
Can my tyrannosaurus rex come in your house

Can my tyrannosaurus rex play in your swimming pool
Can my tyrannosaurus rex play in your swimming pool
He’s not small, no he’s really huge
Can my tyrannosaurus rex play in your swimming pool

& can my tyrannosaurus rex eat dinner with you
Can my tyrannosaurus rex eat dinner with you
Can my tyrannosaurus rex-You know doesn’t eat a little, he eats a ton of food
Can my tyrannosaurus rex eat dinner with you

Can my tyrannosaurus rex come in your house
How about my pet Cyclops



28.Kurt Cobain

1.Kurt Cobain
What a shame
He threw his life
Down the drain

2.Was he insane
From fortune and fame
Or was it too much
Drugs,heroin and cocaine ?

3.I don't know
What's the blame
But he's dead
He shot himself in the brain



29. I don’t Want To Find Waldo

1.I don't want to find Waldo
I don't care if he is lost
That game is too expensive
Look how much it costs

2.Waldo's at the beach
I don't understand ?
He never goes swimming
And he doesn't try to get a tan

3.He's always wearing the same clothes
Ain't that kind of strange ?
What does he got duplicates ?
Or does he never change ?

4.I don't want to find Waldo
The whole things just a laugh
He should have brought along a compass
He should have brought along a map


30. Harmonica Broke

Well a 1 & a 2 & a 3 & a 4
& a 1 & a 2 & a 3 & a 4

Well you take sally and I’ll take sue and you take sue and I’ll take sally
You take sally and I’ll take sue and you take sue and I’ll take sally

Well an Ace & a King & a Queen & a Jack & an Ace & a King & a Queen & a Jack
An Ace & a King & a Queen & a Jack & an Ace & a King & a Queen & a Jack

Well a 1 & a 2 & a 3 & a 4 & a 1 & a 2 & a 3 & a 4
Well a 1 & a 2 & a 3 & a 4 & a 1 & a 2 & a 3 & a 4

Well swing your partner round & round and round & round & round & round
Swing your partner round & round and round & round & round & round

Well I got a get a better harmonica or something ain’t that weird I don’t know it’s kind of strange weird harmonica bye

31. Video Games

Video games keep taking
My quarters and I know
If I wasn’t addicted
I could easily go

The machine cheats
And then I lose again
But how could I leave now
Hey I almost did win

I want to beat the big score
And put my initials where
Everybody can see them
As if they really care

Video games keep taking
My quarters and I know
If I wasn’t addicted
I could easily go

Hey to be the best at
Bart Simpson karate
Is such a great achievement
I want to be know in history

Video games keep taking
My quarters and I know
If I wasn’t addicted
I could easily go



32. Top 10 Reasons

Top 10 reasons why I want to be on the David Letterman show:

Number 10
I’ll get paid money.

Number 9
I can flirt with some of the Beautiful woman and get their phone numbers
Call them up and let them take me out for dinner and let them pay for everything.

Number 8
I can freak everyone out by playing my one chord song.

Number 7
To start a clique of kazoo fanatics.

Number 6
I’ll be able to stay at an expensive hotel, watch cable TV, stay up late, and lose lots of sleep.

Number 5
Some big time record producer will discover me, and hire me to record a CD or tape which will sell so well I won’t have to do anything but eat food and get fat like Elvis.

Number 4
Sold that companies will hire me to do commercials, so that I can support things I don’t believe in

Number 3
I’ll be able to make a total fool out of myself in front of millions of TV viewers all across America , Europe and all over the world by tripping over my guitar and breaking it before I even play one note and then going over and greeting David Letterman as Conan O’Brian.

Number 2
After I become famous from my appearance on the David Letterman show, I run for a political office and misuse government funds

And the Number 1 reason why I want to be on the David Letterman show is so I’ll be invited to be on Life Styles of The Rich and Famous and show everyone how I’m foolishly spending the money I made on stupid things that are over priced



33. Madison

1.Madison
City of fun
Here in
Wisconsin
People
They like to go
See a movie
Or some Rock N Roll
Others
They like to run
Or go to the beach
And get some sun
Me
It's State street
That's the place
I think is neat
I play
My guitar
People tell me
I'm a Rock Star
Buy a soda
Real cheap
Talk to friends
That I meet
Kazoo~~~~~~~
Kazoo~~~~~~~~

2.Madison
City of fun
Here in
Wisconsin
The
U.W.
Students say
Is really cool
I found out
That it's true
Yeah I hugout
Down there too
They've got
Activities
Learn to sail
And water ski
I like
The atmosphere
The music
And the food they've got there
Kazoo~~~~~~~
Kazoo~~~~~~~

3.Madison
City of fun
Here in
Wisconsin
Some people
The like to go
To the East town
West town shopping malls
You never know what
Bargains you'll find
They're airconditioned in the summer
And heated in the winter time
And then
There's the local zoo
It's got a
Park too
Go visit
All the animals
Barbueque food
And play vollyball
Kazoo~~~~~~~
Kazoo~~~~~~~

4.Madison
City of fun
Here in
Wisconsin
Oh I'ld say
A whole lot more
But you've
Got to explore
Find out
For yourself
Discover
All the wealth
Of our
Lovely city
Yeah Madison
Is so pretty
Kazoo~~~~~~
Kazoo~~~~~~

34. I hate War

I hate war-I hate war
I hate war-I hate war
I hate war-I hate war
I hate war

I hate murder-I hate death
I hate killing-with no one left
I hate violence-I hate greed
I hate war

I hate stupid-stupid people
Stupid stupid-stupid people
Stupid people
That cause war

Tell you once-tell you twice
Hey I don't care-if it don't rhyme
I hate war
I hate war

And I want to kill-everyone that kills everyone
Everyone that kills everyone-everyone that kills everyone
But I don't want to kill cause
I hate war


35. As Stars Come Out

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Derwood Bowen

He has fun making it, we have fun hearing it
Art Paul Schlosser has been a fun guy in my mind, and this CD holds a lot of fun songs on it. Some of it is kind of strange, but this is all super fun and super quirky. Definitely 35 tracks of silliness you DON'T want to miss!