Art Paul Schlosser | Living in a Materialistic World

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Living in a Materialistic World

by Art Paul Schlosser

These are new songs in an Acoustic Rock style dealing with things that are happening right now.
Genre: Spoken Word: Poetry
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1. I'm On Your Radio
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2. I'm Text Messaging
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3. Does This Sound Familiar
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4. Congestion
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5. Prom Date
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6. Heart Attach
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7. Hurry ! Stores are Closing
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8. Hope You Don't Get Divorced
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9. She is Talking on the Phone
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10. I've Got a Guitar
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11. Slap Jazz
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ABOUT THIS ALBUM


Album Notes
These are songs I had been writing for a while about our material culture. Most of which were inspired by hanging out on State street.Kyle offered to record me in his little studio near where I live if I would promote his studio a little. I think Kyle does a real good job and I think you might like his little studio. What more can I say it's just me, guitar and kazoo as usual but I believe my vocals are getting better.Here are some lyrics to make you want to hear the songs:

1. I’m On Your Radio

Hi, I'm Art Paul uh I'm working on this new new new this new album here and a I'm gonna do a song but I just want to tell I'm talking to you. You can get mad at me, yell at me or whatever. I can't hear you.So well anyways it was nice having the discussion about who's going to be talking and who's not. Of coarse you can always turn the CD off and then you won't ever hear what I'm about to play. So I hope your not curious because curiousity kill the cat. Well anyways.

I'm on your radio
I'm on your radio
I'm on your rad
I'm on your rad
I'm on your radio

I'm on your radio
I'm on your radio
I'm on your rad
I'm on your rad
I'm on your radio

Yeah I’m a little 2 inch mouse and I crawled in through the crack in your wall and I was nibbling on your potato chips that you left laying around on the floor and well I thought after eating a little bit I thought maybe I'd listen to some music.

I'm on your radio
I'm on your radio
I'm on your rad
I'm on your rad
I'm on your radio

I'm on your radio
I'm on your radio
I'm on your rad
I'm on your rad
I'm on your radio

2. Im Text Messaging
Okay I was wondering you know maybe your text messaging while I'm doing this next song.Well I don't text message so I can't tell you my text message number so I'm sorry but anyways
un say hi to your friends for me and check this out.

I'm text messaging
I'm text messaging

There might be something really important
What it is I can't quite think of
Did I leave the milk out for days
Is it turning into cottage cheese

I'm text messaging
I'm text messaging

They maybe starving in Africa
Starving in India
Someone might be robbing the bank
I can see from my apartment someone drowning in the lake

But I'm text messaging
Yeah I'm text messaging

It could be the end of the world
I heard a dooms day prophet tell me the other day
And maybe the rapture is gonna happen
But why would that have to bother me

I'm text messaging
I'm text messaging

Everyday I go to work
And the Boss is wondering what I do
Well if you really want to know

I'm text messaging
I'm text messaging

Then I come home from work and go
Straight into my apartment
I notice the Landlord has left me several messages
Do you think I owe him the rent ?

Well I'm text messaging
I'm text messaging

I used to have a girlfriend
And we'd go out all the time
Now she text messaged me
That she's going out with my neighbor

I'm text messaging
I'm text messaging

Yeah sometimes I'm hanging out at the bar
and I'm drinking drinks and hanging out with my friends
They are all dancing and listening to music
Well I'm over here in another booth

and I'm text messaging
I'm text messaging

I don't know if
What I'm doing
Is ruining my life
But it's kind of fun

Yeah I'm text messaging
I'm text messaging

Kazoo~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Text messaging
Text messaging
Text messaging
Are you text messaging

Do you know where your kid is at-at this moment ?
Did you leave him in the car over heated

Are you text messaging
Are you text messaging

Please go check out your kid
Maybe that's one thing I do want to say
There maybe other things you'd rather do but
Check your kid please will you

Text messaging me
Text messaging me

What's your text message number ?
Okay now call this number and tell it to them
Call 666-666-6666

Text messaging me
Text messaging me

Actaully I don't have a text message but you know I thought that would be funny to say that 666-666-6666 number. Are you the Beast ? Is your text message number the Beast ?


3.Does This Sound Familiar

Hi a this next one I thought you might recognize. Did you leave the keys in your car and the doors left open ?

4. Congestion

Well you go to the library
And there's so much to do
They've got books
And novels
And short stories
There's poetry
And then there's magazines and the newspaper
And also they've got a computer
You could be checking your E-mail
And also there's mp3s
And CDs
And records and cassettes
And well you know
Maybe there's just not enough time
You've got about an hour and
Can you do all that ?
Well you know
Can you fit it all in ?
You start to read an article
And then you see a book you want to read
And then you look
Well you see that you really should check your friend E-mail that he sent you
And some other guy sent you an E-mail with a couple mp3s
But you really can't check out the whole song cause
Well maybe you just want to listen to a sound bite

Yeah there's congestion
Congestion
Congestion
Can you fit it all in your brain
Can you fit it all in your brain

Then you get out of the library
And your going to work
And you get in your car
And there's all this traffic coming at the same time
yeah it's that time
Ah you know
The prime time hour of driving
Like is it 4 o'clock or is it 4:30 or 5 o'clock
Or maybe it's a badger game
You know one of those big football games
Here it's the badgers
Maybe it's the Chicago Bears in Illinois
Or Bosten it's a Red sox game
You know if your a baseball fan
Anyways there is so much traffic
Coming at you at the same time
And while your in your car you could be
Listening to the radio
And then all of a sudden your celilur phone goes off
And you got to answer a friend
And you noticed you've got a couple of text messaages
Can you do all that

There's congestion
Congestion
There's too much stuff coming at your brain
It's congestion

And you know while all this is going on
You've got keep track of the traffic light
Which just turned green
But you've gotta finish your text message
And the horns are starting to honk
Because you didn't take off
Well actually lets start it all over again
Let's talk about a different situation
Maybe your just walking down the street
And your thinking about
A friendly beach
From a song that was in your mind
From a couple of years ago
And then you see some pretty interesting signs
On the walls as you walk
And there's some guy across the street
He's playing an instrument
You know and while this is going on
A bird is singing
And there's a squirral

Can you fit it all in your head ?
Congestion
Congestion
Is it too much for your mind ?
Congestion
Kazoo~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Congestion
Kazoo~~~~~~~~~~~~
Congestion
Congestion
Congestion

5. Is This Your Promdate

Okay ah what do you think so far on this album? Are you enjoying it? I thought you know maybe you'd like a romantic song. You might with your girlfriend or your wife or someone you might be thinking about sometime in the future. Anyways.

Is this your Prom-date
Is she gonna give you a kiss
Is this your Prom-date
Do you feel romantic bliss

Is this your Prom-date
Are you guys going Steady
Is this your Prom-date
Or are you really thinking about Eddy

Kazoo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Did Cupid shoot it's arrow
Or did Cupid miss
If Cupid shot it's arrow
Said why don't you give her a kiss

Is this your Prom-date
Are you guys going Steady
Is this your Prom-date
Or are you really thinking about Betty

Kazoo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

6. Your Love Gives Me a Heart Attach

Your love gives me a heart attach
Your love give me a heart attach
Your love it give me a heart attach

When I think of you, I think of Volcanoes
When I think of you, I think of drinking drano
You know your love it give me a heart attach

Your love drive me insane
Your love it makes me feel pain
Your love it gives me a heart attach

Your love gives me a heart attach
Your love give me a heart attach
Your love it give me a heart attach

I don't want to quit you
But if I don't I'll be through
Because your love it give me a heart attach

Kazoo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Your love it give me a heart attach

Yeah you told me you were true
Then I got pneumonia with a temperture of 102
Your love it give me a heart attach

Your love gives me a heart attach
Your love give me a heart attach
Your love it give me a heart attach

Your love is making my heart beat fast
I'm falling down on the grass
Your love it give me a heart attach

7.Hurry ! Stores are Closing !

Let me know when I'm starting

Oh okay I'm starting again

Hi, um

You know the great thing about romance is it really gets you close to someone that's like your friend or you know even better than a friend cause you know you get intimate but you know there's some disappointments. You know there's also the fact that you've got to go shopping and you got to buy something. You know sometimes you've got to buy a ring or a nice dress for the person or they've got to go shopping. You know shopping kind of gets in the way of romance. Here's my warning if your gonna go shopping

Better hurry
Stores are closing
Better hurry
Stores are closing
Better hurry
Stores are closing
Better hurry
Stores are closing

Well you say you've already got enough stuff
You can never have enough stuff
And since you already got too much stuff
You better buy a house to put some of that stuff in

Better hurry
Stores are closing
Better hurry
Stores are closing

There's only so much time to do everything
That you can do with your life
And none of that other stuff is as important as
Going shopping

Better hurry
Stores are closing
Better hurry
Stores are closing

Maybe a house is just not enough
You might want to buy 2 houses
Or maybe buy the whole block
Then you'll have lots of houses

Better hurry
Stores are closing
Better hurry
Stores are closing

You already got a 100 neckties
Well you might want to get a 101 neckties
And if you gonna get 101 neckties
Get 101 dalmatians necktie

Better hurry
Stores are closing
Better hurry
Stores are closing

When you die
You be up there in heaven
And you can see all the stuff you bought
That you won't don't even need

Better hurry
Stores are closing
Better hurry
Stores are closing

Sure you've got an Elmo doll
And you've got a tickle me Elmo doll
And you've got a Elmo on the surf board
But do you have an Elmo on Punk now too

Better hurry
Stores are closing
Better hurry
Stores are closing

Walt Disney's got a couple stores now
And maybe you should buy all there stuff
Then when you go back to walt disneyland
You have everything you need to wear in in disneyland

Better hurry
Stores are closing
Better hurry
Stores are closing

Some guy asked you for a buck
Well you'd almost help him out
But you don't got time to stop
Just to give him a buck

Better hurry
Stores are closing
Better hurry
Stores are closing
Better hurry
Stores are closing

I'd like to finish this song
In a normal pace
But I've got to get over to the store
And buy me a new haircut

8. Hope You Don’t Get Divoreced

Hope you don't get divorced
Hope you don't get divorced
Hope you don't get divorced
Hope you don't get divorced

Do you really love him
Do you really love him
Do you really love him
Do you really love him

9.She is Talking On the Phone

The song is called
She is talking on the phone
It's all about
She is talking on the phone
The Video shows
She is talking on the phone
The CD insert
Has a lady on the phone
The song is called
She is talking on the phone

Kazoo~~~~~~~~~~~~

I'd call her up
But she is talking on the phone
The line is busy
Because she is talking on the phone
So we never go out
Because she is talking on the phone

Kazoo~~~~~~~~~~~~~

She gets in her car
She is talking on the phone
There is traffic ahead
She is talking on the phone
Obvious to the fact
Because she is talking on the phone
Gets in a terrible accident
But she is talking on the phone
The ambulance comes
She is talking on the phone
She's at the hospital
She is talking on the phone
They are operating
She is talking on the phone
When you die
Will you be talking on the phone?
Who will you be talking to
When you die talking on the phone?

Kazoo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The song is called ....

10. I’ve Got A Guitar

Well ah guess what ?

I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar

I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar

I may not be President
Who wants to be President
Everyone gets mad at him
I’ve got a guitar

I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar

Some people are beautiful
Some people are ugly
Some people get mad at you
I've got a guitar

I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar

Some people are smart
They think they can run my life
Tell me what I should do
But I've got the guitar

I've got the guitar
You don't have it
I've got the guitar
I've got the guitar

One day you'll see me
I'll be on youtube
What will I be singing
I've got a guitar

I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar

I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar

I've got a kazoo
Kazoo~~~~~
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I used to date a Hollywood movie star
Then one day she dump me
A little later she look lonely
But I've got a guitar

I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar

Some people got jobs
They work for the company
They make some money
I've got a guitar

I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar

Okay now sing it with me
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar

Sing it kind of low now
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar

Okay really high
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar

I might know some chords
Sometimes I have lyrics
Sometimes I'm actually in tune
I've got a guitar

I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar

You might have money
Maybe your broke
Maybe you are bored or depressed
I've got a guitar

I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar
I've got a guitar

11. Slap Jazz

Slap-Jazz
Slap-Jazz

Slap, slap, slap, slap
Slap, slap, slap, slap
Slap, slap, slap, slap
Slap, slap, slap, slap

Slap-Jazz
Slap-Jazz
Slap-Jazz
Slap-Jazz


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