ART PAUL SCHLOSSER | Reinventing Myself

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Reinventing Myself

by ART PAUL SCHLOSSER

How do we desribe the sillingness and different thought style of a christian who is a street musician and yet mixes his christian songs like "Bless The Lord Always" with ones about eating the Poppin Fresh Doughboy.
Genre: Kids/Family: Children's Storytelling
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2. Hi-Low
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3. The Traffic's Really Bad Here
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4. Purple Bananas On The Moon
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5. My Cat Was taking A Bath
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6. They're Coming To Get You
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7. Is That Linda ?
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8. Intro to: Keep Going
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9. Keep Going
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10. Bless The Lord Always
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11. Intro to: I'm Not Living For My Funeral
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12. I'm Not Living For My Funeral
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13. The Whispering Song
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14. Have A Peanut Butter Sandwich
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15. Tail Tale
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16. I Want A Date With The Menards Lady
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17. Intro To:Why Should The Poor Always Play Free
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18. Why Should The Poor Always Play Free
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19. I Can't Breath No More
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20. Smokin Blues
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21. My Horse Only Came In Show
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22. John Chapter 8
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23. Church Bell Lametation No.1
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24. W.W.J.D.
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25. Pink Pants
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26. I Ate The Poppin Fresh Doughboy
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27. A Dream Come True
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28. I Don't Want To Find Waldo
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29. The One Chord Song
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30. In The Cheap Rent District
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31. Boy friend's Mean
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32. Christian-Kristine
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33. I Like My Mother
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34. Maybe You Think I'm Weird
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35. My Grace Is Suffient For You
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ABOUT THIS ALBUM


Album Notes
This is a review that was written by Tom Laskin in the Isthmus in an article called Local Color which you will find at:
http://www.isthmus.com/going-out/music/news/managedit.php?intmusicnewsid=27

One of Madison's most enduring characters, Art Paul Schlosser has made a name for himself around the country with a steady stream of idiosyncratic songs that mix surrealistic imagery and his Christian beliefs with banal descriptions of his day-to-day life. On his latest offering, Reinventing Myself, he shifts from guitar to keyboard, thus bringing old subjects (like his hygiene-conscious cat) and new ones (like peanut butter sandwiches and the surfeit of pop stars in the current marketplace) a modern edge.

Sound kind of cute and kind of weird? It is. But that doesn't mean Art Paul is some kind of freak. Although he's very different from the usual self-involved singer/songwriter, he isn't without talent. Not only do Reinventing Myself's 37 tracks form a strangely coherent outline of Schlosser's universe, they also challenge the notion that primitivist players have to be from the back country. And while his vocals are loopy and his melodies jerk to a conclusion without warning, it's plain that Art Paul has perfected the difficult art of being himself. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if some bicoastal ironist plucks him out of obscurity one of these days.

Well now that you've read a little what someone else thinks maybe you would like to read the lyrics too:

1. Reinventing Myself

Hi, I'm Art Paul and I'm reinventing myself.
So on this CD you may be hearing some of the strangest noices.
Right now it sounds like I'm in a forest where there are insects or am I in your brain ? You maybe wondering why I came up with this idea of reinventing myself or playing the keyboard ?
Well it wasn't really ah something I had planned or more or less I had planned it and what happened was all of sudden ah I was thinking it would be great to play a keyboard CD.
And all of a sudden then it was a great idea ah to a to a write keyboard songs but I couldn't write, I couldn't write keyboard because I couldn't figure out how to write melody to play with chords. You know I show you what piano sounds like here and then I tell you more. Okay.

2. Hi Low

This is the highest note on my piano
Lowest note on my piano
This is the highest note on my piano
This is the lowest note on my piano

High-low
High-low
High-low
High-low
High-low


3. The Traffics Really Bad Here

Hi um.
Yeah um.
Boy the traffics really bad around here.
Ah no.
Ah anyways yeah.
Anyways I got this keyboard and it's a concert made 680.
680 and motorcycle no.
680.
Ah and um.
Anyways it's got sound effects and so some of the time I'll be playing different instruments on the keyboard here.
Well I wanted to explain how I decided to write this keyboard ah CD with sound effects and everything.
So I had ah along time ago learned how to play a little bit of piano.
Just a tiny bit.
And ah but I always wanted to write melody to go with the chords.
I just knew chords.
Well almost not in sound effect anyhow.
But anyways I just knew chords I didn't know melody.
But I was talking to this guy and he said: " Now remember when you do melody you can write any.
You can play any song as long as you remember that there are certain notes with each chord.
You know in each key.
You know like in the key of G you only play certain notes.
In the key of E you got to play some minors and stuff like that.
So thus I.
With that clicking in my head I remembered The Beatles used the notes in their chords to do.
Well anyways they used the notes.
I've got to hurry because it's kind of loud around here and I don't know.
Anyways The Beatles used the notes in their chords to figure out some of their melody ah for some of their songs so that's how I wrote ah Purple Bananas.






4. Purple Bananas On The Moon

Purple bananas on the moon
I'm not quite sure but they said it was true
Go there and find out for myself
I don't have the time or got the wealth
Read a book about it too
They say books can lie to you

Purple Bananas
On the Moon
Purple Bananas
On the Moon


Besides, they convinced me "ride this flying horse"
"The best we've got, we'll sell it of course"
I know what your saying; the horse is a goat
The price I paid, how could I say no
Besides they convinced me it really has wings
Gonna to fly to the moon, eat purple bananas, and sing

Purple Bananas
On the moon
Purple Bananas
On the Moon


5. My Cat Was Taking A Bath

1.I was riding home late one night
When there in my house I saw a light
And when I got inside
Right before my very eyes

Chorus:My cat was taking a bath
My cat was taking a bath
It was a quarter to 3
And I don't believe
My cat was taking a bath

2.Well maybe I had something to drink
Or maybe I just couldn't quite think
But my Ma saw it to
And she said of coarse it's true(go back to chorus)

6. They’re Coming to Get You

They're coming
They're coming to get you
They're coming to get you
No I'm just kidding
Well maybe they are
I don't know
Well anyways
Yeah
So after I wrote a couple songs
Original songs
Ah
Yeah this is the sound of an ambulance
After I wrote a couple songs I thought
I didn't have any original songs
Just a was remaking the other ones
And I said there's no way I could do this CD because I would have to have new material
Brand new material to put on the CD otherwise it just
Ah
Boy it's
There must be something wrong with the neighbors there
Um anyways
So um I thought if I had a new song it would be really cool
Ah then I could
Let's clap everybody
No just kidding(Laugh)
It would be really cool I'd have this new song I could put it on the CD and then I have some new material to regenerate
So anyways this is one of my new ones I wrote I'm gonna do it next
BTW My Cat was Taking A Bath was on brass and strings and the new one coming up will be um it will be on church organ
This is all sound effects
That last sound effect is ambulance


7. Is That Linda

As I one day was fooling around with my piano it started talking to me and I just accidently started playing this and the piano said:

Is that Linda ?
Is that really Linda ?
I can hear her
Hear her in the back

you know so anyways I thought Wow I've got an original song maybe I should do this CD ?

and so here I'll do my song for you,it's a kind of a song about a person that died.

Is that Linda
Is that really Linda oh I'm sorry

Okay I'll start over again.

Is that Linda ?
Is that really Linda ?
I can hear her
Hear her in the background
And I want to
I want to hear Linda
But I know that
She's not coming back no more
more
Noises creeking
In the background
I can hear them
In the background
Ahhhhhhhh !

Yeah she's dead now
And they buried Linda
So I know that
It could not be her
But I swear I
Hear here clear as day now
And I wonder
If it's really Linda or
or
Noises creeking
In the background
I can hear them
In the background
Ahhhhhhhh !

8.Intro to Keep Going

So the last one was an attempt to show you how music can write lyrics. This one is lyrics that wrote music. I wrote the lyrics first on this one then wrote music ah that sounded like the lyrics. On the last song I wrote ah the music first and wrote words that sounded like music. While we do this I have this guy Randy and he helps the sound to lower or higher. He tries to do a really good job and we try to this more live than recording because that's why there are some mistakes on it and stuff because we want to get as many songs done as fast as possible without you know ah making it perfect because than it's more human or more real you know and stuff. So here we are I'm doing Keep Going
and that's what I believe about when someone dies or something doesn't mean we should give up. We've got to keep going

9. Keep Going

So here we go:

Keep going
Keep going
Don't stop growing good roots
Keep going
Keep going
Don't stop knowing the truth

You are a child of the king
Forever his praises you sing
So dance with an eternal style
Smile with a Jesus smile

Keep going
Keep going
Don't stop growing good roots
Keep going
Keep going
Don't stop knowing the truth

People are watching you
Some people will even mimic what your gonna do
So walk with an eternal plan
Guide people to the promise land

SaidKeep going
Keep going
Don't stop growing good roots
Keep going
Keep going
Don't stop knowing the truth

Dance with an eternal style
Smile with a Jesus Smile

Said keep going
Keep going
Keep going


10. Bless The Lord Always

Bless the Lord always
Bless the Lord always
Bless the Lord always
Bless the Lord always

May his praise continue
Be in my mouth
Bless the Lord always
Bless the Lord always

Forget not all his benefits
Forget not all his benefits
Forget not all his benefits
Forget not all his benefits

Who forgives you all your sins
Heals all your deceases
Forget not all his benefits
Forget not all his benefits

Bless the Lord all my soul
Bless the Lord all my soul
Bless the Lord all my soul
Bless the Lord all my soul

All that is within me
Bless his holy name
Bless the Lord all my soul
Bless the Lord all my soul

Forget not all his benefits
Forget not all his benefits
Forget not all his benefits
Forget not all his benefits

Who saves your soul from the pit
Crowns you with loving kindness
Forget not all his benefits
Forget not all his benefits

11.Intro to: I’m Not Living For My Funeral

Well this one I wrote after ah receiving word that I should buy all this life insurance which I call death insurance because it doesn’t save your life it a actually buries you. So here I call it I’m Not Living For My Funeral


12. I’m Not Living For My Funeral

I'm not living for my funeral
When I'm dead I won't care at all
Won't care if you bury me in a brick wall
Don't care if my funerals big or small

When I'm dead and I'm gone
My body will be fertilizer for the lawn
My soul will be in heaven my body swansong
When I'm dead and I'm gone

13.The Whispering Song

What am I singing about ?
What am I singing about ?
Bet you want to know ?
Do I care ? No

What am I singing about ?
Why don’t I shout ?
Why do you need to know ?
Why does it bother you so ?

I’m just whispering
I’m just whispering
You can’t understand
Isn’t life grand

What am I singing about ?
Why are you starting to pout ?
Is it that important to you ?
Information false or true ?

I was just wondering
How is the plumbing
Working in your house ?
Do you love your spouse ?

I’m just whispering
Saying just any o thing
Freaking out your ears
Do you think it’s weird ?

14. Have A Peanut Butter Sandwich

Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Are you depressed ?
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Are you bored ?
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have some milk
Have some Kool-ade
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Do you like White bread ?
Do you like Wheat bread ?
Do you like Rye bread
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have some cake
Have some ice cream
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Why are you worried
About your weight ?
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Elvis like his
With Bananas
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have another peanut butter sandwich
Have another peanut butter sandwich
You can always join weight watchers
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Everybody sing with me
Have a peanut butter sandwich
I can't hear you
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Wear it on your head
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Stick it in your nose
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have your mom
Over for dinner
Have peanut butter sandwiches
Have peanut butter sandwiches
Invite all your friends over
To watch the game
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Everybody now
Have a peanut butter sandwich
I can't hear you
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have a peanut butter sandwich...

15. Tail Tale

Tale,tale,tale,tale,tale,tale,tale,tale,tale,tale,tale,tale
Of willy the whale
Tale,tale,tale,tale,tale,tale,tale,tale,tale,tale,tale,tale
Of willy the whale
Tail,tail,tail,tail,tail,tail,tail,tail,tail,tail,tail,tail,tail,tail
Cause that's all that's left anymore
Tale,tale,tale,tale,tale,tale,tale,tale,tale,tale,tale,tale
This is free willy # 4

Yes there was these Eskimos and they were fishing for him
And I would have save him but I couldn’t swim
And you know they wanted him for blubber
And when I got there all I could discover was

Tail,tail,tail,tail,tail,tail,tail,tail,tail,tail,tail,tail,tail,tail
Of willy the whale

16. I Want a Date With the Menards Lady

I want a date with the Menard’s Lady
I want someone that can fix things to be my baby
Someone that’s good with the tools
That can show me how to do a thing or two
I want a date with the Menard’s Lady

I want a date with the Menard’s Lady
You know the way she wears those over alls she really looks sexy
I like the way she calls out the prices
She’s better then those girls they call the spices

I want a date with the Menard’s lady
Madonna move over baby
Cause she’s really hot and she’s tough
And I really like the stuff that she’s made out of
I want a date with the Menard’s Lady

17.Intro to: Why Should the Poor Always Play Free

Well well I was writing these songs and everything I thought I would write a few serious ones.Ah this next one is something I’ve been concern about for quite a while. I play on the street and I’m not rich and I’m not exactly poor but a lot of people I know are poor and they get just like tidbits then someone like Elton John comes to town and everyone buys the tickets and it sells out. And they think that’s right that Elton John should get lots of money per concert but maybe some local guy ah because he’s she or whoever it is is not famous but maybe if their good. Well maybe they get discovered ? Who knows ? I might be wrong but anyways I wrote this song on accordian well it’s accordian on the song anyways and I’m going to play it for you. Why should the poor always play for free.

18. Why Should the Poor Always Play for Free

Why should the poor
Always play free
Why do the rich
Get lots of money

Why should the poor
Always play free
Why do the rich
Get lots of money

It’s really a shame
It’s really sad
The way anyone goes
For just any ol fad

Why should the poor
Always play free
Why do the rich
Get lots of money

You say it's wrong
To pay for a song
But you know if I was Jewel
Than it would be cool

Why should the poor
Always play free
Why do the rich
Get lots of money

Were fine the way we are
We need no more stars
We don’t want anyone else
To get our wealth

Why should the poor
Always play free
Why do the rich
Get lots of money

You say it's wrong
For me to charge for a song
But if I was Jewel
Than it would be cool

Why should the poor
Always play free
Why do the rich
Get lots of money


19. I Can’t Breath No More


Can't breath no more
I can't breath no more
Getting hard to walk the floor
I can't breath no more

You keep pouring that stuff out the door
The less we want it the more you pour

Can't breath no more
I can't breath no more
It's getting hard to walk the floor
I can't breath no more

You keep pouring that stuff out the door
But on one does anything anymore

I can't breath no more
I can't breath no more

You keep pouring that stuff in the air
But no one says anything and no one cares

I can't breath no more
I can't breath no more
It's getting hard to walk the floor
I can't breath no more

The World is dying,the world is dead
But all people care about is getting cable and watching Mr Ed

I can't breath no more
I can't breath no more

20.Smokin’ Blues

1.Smokin blues baby
Every time I smoke I choke
Smokin blues baby
And I don't know if I should smoke or not smoke
Smokin blues baby
Every time I smoke I choke
Cough cough cough cough cough
Cough cough cough cough cough
I've got cancer

2.Yeah the restaurant man says:
"You know you can't smoke in here"
But everytime I go outside
I nearly freeze dear
The restaurant man says:
"You know you cant smoke in here"
Cough cough cough cough cough
Cough cough cough cough cough
I've got cancer

3.I've got smokin blues baby
And I need a cigarette
I would of bought one
But I haven't got paid yet
Smokin blues baby
And I need a cigarette
It’s $5 bucks a pack
$6 bucks a pack
I've got cancer

4.Yeah the government
Taxes us for smoking cigarettes
You know
They nearly taxes us to death
The government
Taxes us for smoking cigarettes
How much are they:$5 bucks a pack
$6 bucks a pack
I've got cancer

I've got cancer
I've got cancer
I've got cancer
I've got cancer
I've got cancer
I've got cancer
$5 bucks a pack
$10 bucks a pack
I’ve got cancer

I've got cancer
I've got cancer

21.My Horse Only Came In Show

Talk about a depressing song and here’s another great depressing song I wrote
About a guy losing his girlfriend and then her coming back into his life as a friend and wow well anyways here it goes it’s called My Horse Only Came in Show.

I haven’t seen you in years
And I still feel the tears
And why you ever did come back
What it just to reveal the fact

*Chorus
It’s over
It’s over
And I never did find no 4 leaf clover
No pot of gold at the end of the rainbow
My horse it only came in show
I bet on it to win
By like a basketball that only hits the rim
It doesn’t score a point
My life is out of joint-oint-oint

I didn’t win the game
I feel so full of shame
I’d cry out your name
But I can’t remember was it Jill or Jane

I feel so full of pain
I want to walk all day in the rain
Like Buddy Holly’s plane
Or missing the last train*

I’d call you up today
I bet I know just what you’d say
You’d probable hang up anyway
So I guess it’s safe to say-ay-ay*

22.John Chapter 8

This is an instrument called the shamisen ? Shamisen or I don’t know ? It might be a Japanese or Chinese instrument ? Well actually this is a keyboard with that weird sound effect.

There they stood just waiting to test him
There they stood with just one question
There they stood just waiting to test him
He just sat and drew

Master we find this women caught in aldultry
Master we found this women doing what should not be
Master we find this women caught in aldultry
Moses law said she should be stoned

Let him who has no stone cast the first stone
Let him who has no sin be the first one
Let him who has no stone cast the first stone
They all walk away

Woman does no one accuse thee well I won't neither
Woman does no one accuse thee well I won't either
Woman does no one accuse thee well I won't neither
Go and sin no more

23. Church Bell Lametation No. 1

Church bells chime but no one comes
Church bells chime but no one comes
Church bells chime but no one runs
Church bells chime but no one comes

Where is everyone they're having fun
Where is everyone they're having fun
Church bells chime but no one comes
Church bells chime but no one comes
No one comes
No one comes

The Wedding invitation's been handed out
The Wedding invitation's been handed out
You've got your excuses I would no doubt
You've got your excuses I would no doubt

Church bells chime but no one comes
Church bells chime but no one comes
You've got your excuse I would no doubt
You've got your excuse I would no doubt
The Wedding invitation's been handed out
The Wedding invitation's been handed out
I would not doubt
I would not doubt
I would not doubt
I would not doubt

Will you be ready when comes the son
Will you be ready when comes the son
Will you be ready when comes the son
Will you be ready when comes the son

The Wedding invitation's been handed out
You've got your excuses I would no doubt
Will you be ready when comes the Son
Will you be ready when comes the Son
Comes the Son
When comes the Son
No one knows
When comes the Son

24. W. W. J. D.

What would Jesus do
What would Jesus do
He wouldn't tell a lie
I guess that would be true

What would Jesus do
What would Jesus do
For others he did die
I guess that would be true

What would Jesus do
Will you do it to
Ask and you will know
That's how Christian's grow

What would Jesus do
What would Jesus do
He wouldn't hoard his wealth
I guess that would be true

What would Jesus do
What would Jesus do
Others he would help
I guess that would be true

What would Jesus do
Will you do it to
Ask and you will know
That's how Christian's grow

That's how Christian's grow
Ask and you will know
Will you do it to
What would Jesus do


25.Pink Pants

1. You can sing and you can dance
You maybe real good when it comes to romance
You maybe able to tell a diamond from a glance
You ain't done nothing 'til you wear pink pants

Chorus: Pink Pants
Pink Pants
Said all you Uncles
And all you Aunts
All you Critters
And all you Cats
You ain't done nothing 'til you wear pink pants

2.It's the latest fad, the latest scene
It causes the woman to scream! Scream! Scream!
You may think I'm just a little bit obscene
But you ain't done nothing 'til you wear pink pants

3.Get you Uncle some
Get your Grandma some
Your late great Uncle Nate
All your relatives
Friends too

26. I Ate the Poppin Fresh Doughboy

I ate The Poppin Fresh Doughboy
He tasted so good
You might think isn’t cannibalism
But I bet if you we’re hungry you would

I ate The Poppin Fresh Doughboy
There was no food in my cupboard
He just pop out of my TV and started talking to me
So I cooked him up and from my neighbor I borrowed butter

I ate The Poppin Fresh Doughboy
And now I’ve got to go to court
They say it’s a crime to kill a celebrity
The weapon was a knife and a fork

I ate The Poppin
I ate The Poppin
I ate The Poppin Fresh Doughboy

27. A Dream Come True

1.I'm sitting here beneath the wall
Wondering if I should call
You up and ask you out on a date
Maybe that would be so great
To take you to a movie show
Or maybe we could just go
Somewhere and talk about our lifes
The moment seems to be so ripe

* Chorus: To be with such a Lovely Queen
This is much more than a dream
To have some time and spend it with you
This is a dream-A dream come true

2.I hope I will not cause you any strife
I just want to take you out tonight
The music seems to be so grand
Lady your walking with a gentleman
I have no mean cruel cunning plans
I just want to hold your hand
And tell you of so many things
We float in air like we've got wings


28. I Don’t Want To Find Waldo


1.I don't want to find Waldo
I don't care if he is lost
That game is too expensive
Look how much it costs
Look how much it costs

2.Waldo's at the beach
I don't understand ?
He never ever goes swimming
He doesn't try to get a tan
He doesn’t try to get a tan

3.He's always wearing the same clothes
Ain't that kind of strange ?
What does he got duplicates ?
Does he never even change ?
Or does he never even change ?

4.Yeah I don't want to find Waldo
The whole things just a laugh
He should have brought along a compass
He should have brought along a map
He should have brought along a map
Why didn’t he bring along a map ?

29. One Chord

This song only has one chord
That's why your bored
This song only has one chord
That's why your bored

One chord
Your bored
Your bored
One chord

30. In The Cheap Rent District

So with these weird sound effects
It’s hard to talk over them
Ah this one
Ever live where there’s
Where there’s
Where there’s low airplane sounding above you and your trying to talk to your friend
And it takes
It’s hard to get a word across
In the cheap rent district

31. Boyfriend’s Mean

She’s really pretty
Her boyfriend’s mean
She’s really pretty
Her boyfriend’s mean

She calls me up
Late at night
Says let’s go out
But I’d rather save my life



32. Christian-Kristine


Chorus:Christian-Kristian
I'm sick of the same old routinue
So on Valentinesday
Lets do things a different way

1.And be my Valentine in a kangaroo's pouch
We'll be so close it will hurt ouch !
But we'll be close and we'll be near
We'll barely be able to breath in here

2.And be my Valentine in an ugly mud swamp
We'll splash all around and in the mud we'll clomp
I'll look different with dirt on my face
You won't be able to really see what I look like this way

3.And be my Valentine with a pie in your face
When I kiss you I'll really love the taste
You'll look different, you'll look unique
My favorite flavor is strawberry-cream


33. I Like My Mother

There's candy
& Icecream
& Chocalate
& Good dreams
And then there's Mothers !

Mothers are sweet
Mothers are nice
They help you
Give you good advice
And they make you cookies !

I like my Mother !
I like my Mother !
I like my Mother !
I Like my Mother !
I really Like My Mother !

34. Maybe You Think I’m Weird


Maybe you think I'm Weird
But you haven't seen yourself in the mirror
Maybe you think I'm strange
But you haven't seen what you look like these days

Chorus:
If the shoe fits
Wear it
If the shoe fits
Wear it
If you think it's true
And it might be to
If the shoe fits
Wear it

Just cause I don't dress like you
Don't mean that I'm uncool
Just cause I don't dress like you
Well maybe your the one thats the fool

35. My Grace is Sufficient For You


Chorus:My grace is sufficient for you
My grace is sufficient for you
When you are weak and things are hard to do
My grace is sufficient for you

My grace is made strong in weakness
My grace is made strong in weakness
When you are weak lean on me yes
My grace is made strong in weakness

The Verse:There was a man
His name was paul
He pray 3 times
For this thing to go
God said to him
These very words
"I know my son
You want a cure"(Go back to chorus)

36. I Want To Be Madonna

I want to be Madonna ?
I want to be a Rock star
I want to be Madonna ?
I want to keep changing the color of my hair
I want to be in all the tabloids
I want to be gossip about everywhere
And when I come in the room
I want everyone to stair

I want to be Madonna ?
I want to be Madonna ?
I want to be Madonna
Wouldn't that be cool ?
I want to be Madonna ?
I want to be Madonna ?
I want to be Madonna
How about you ?

37. Hey Let’s Talk

Hey let’s talk
How’s your Mother?
How’s your Father?
Go ahead you can talk back
Oh you think I can’t hear you
Oh but did you know
I put bugs in your apartment
Yeah all over
In the bathroom too I even got cameras there
I know what you do when you get undressed
Well um oh speaking of Mothers
Did you know your Mother’s Mother’s Mother’s Mother’s Mother’s Mother’s Mother’s Mother’s
Well anyways
Does it really matter?
And do you know the point
Of what we’re talking about?
Well you see if you point with your finger and then stab it into someone else’s eye
It hurts
So don’t do that
Make sure you always talk with your hands
And then hit people in the face
And while your talking with your hands it really expresses you know
Don’t you like it when people talk with their hands
You know
Well the other
You know
Yeah
The other day
Yeah
You know
And
You know
Well I’m sorry
Did I mess up your food
Splat
On the floor there
Well I didn’t mean to knock your food down I was just trying to express how I felt about this one situation
Did you see the fish that got away
The fish this big
No the one twice that size
You know the one I caught which broke my line so I’ll never know what it look like
And anyways um here’s the picture with my thumb in the way
So a
Yeah
It really happened
When I was inside that Whale
On the tooth it said Jonah
No I’m just kidding
Um
Anyways
Um
So um
Yeah and
Well oh
This is called the keyboard
And a you go like this and you’ve got piano
And um right here is some strings
This what a violin sounds like
I’m off to see the wizard
No I didn’t right that song I’m sorry
A oh yeah sitar you like sitarist don’t you?
I always thought if I ever
I thought if I ever did
A really different type of album
It would be cool to write a song on sitar
So that I could um
You know people sit around listening to the album and thinking
I’m talking about wise things
And they can relate and get meaning from the album because it’s got sitar on it





So I guess it’s safe to say-ay-ay*


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