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ART PAUL SCHLOSSER and Friends Live at the Club De Wash & The 3 song Experiment at Bob's Apartment

by ART PAUL SCHLOSSER

It's a live recording of ART PAUL SCHLOSSER at a bar with a Bass player & Bongo player plus 3 other songs that are an experiment with electronical music.
Genre: Folk: Folk Pop
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1. My Bicycle ART PAUL SCHLOSSER & Friends
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2. Maybe You Think We're Weird ART PAUL SCHLOSSER & Friends
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3. No Show Blues ART PAUL SCHLOSSER & Friends
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4. Scream ART PAUL SCHLOSSER & Friends
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5. Hi How Are You ! ART PAUL SCHLOSSER & Friends
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6. Why Blow the Place Up ? ART PAUL SCHLOSSER & Friends
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7. Purple Bananas On The Moon ART PAUL SCHLOSSER & Friends
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8. Pink Pants ART PAUL SCHLOSSER & Friends
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9. She's Got a Gorgeous Beard ART PAUL SCHLOSSER & Friends
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10. My Cat Was Taking A Bath ART PAUL SCHLOSSER & Friends
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11. European Girls ART PAUL SCHLOSSER & Friends
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12. 99-99 ART PAUL SCHLOSSER & Friends
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13. I Want To Be Madonna ? ART PAUL SCHLOSSER & Friends
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14. Drink Milk Rap ART PAUL SCHLOSSER & Friends
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15. Moo Moo Mania(The Cow T-shirt Jingle) ART PAUL SCHLOSSER & Friends
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16. Cheddar Cheese ART PAUL SCHLOSSER & Friends
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17. Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie O ART PAUL SCHLOSSER & Friends
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18. I Bet On The Packers and Lost my Car ART PAUL SCHLOSSER & Friends
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19. Jesus Took Away My Drugs ART PAUL SCHLOSSER & Friends
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20. Pizza Growl ART PAUL SCHLOSSER & Robert W. Monthey
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21. My Mom is a Giraffe ART PAUL SCHLOSSER & Robert W. Monthey
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22. Disco Cleopatra ART PAUL SCHLOSSER & Robert W. Monthey
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ABOUT THIS ALBUM


Album Notes
Hi,I'm ART PAUL SCHLOSSER and this recording would not be availible except for the following people who I thank:

First of all the person doing the sound on that one new band night back when this was recorded who not only did a good job with what equipment they had at the time but also suggested we record our performance.

Second of all I should thank Bob(Robert W. Monthey) who did a really good job of taking the cassette tape recording and putting it on a CD and also wrote all the music for the last 2 numbers as well the lead guitar on Pizza Growl.The 3 songs at Bob's apartment were really half at Bob's apartment at half at mine which was at the time 523 West Wilson apartemnt 203 but I don't remember anymore where Bob was living.

Then I should thank Eric Johnson(Who now performs with Knuckel Drager hey check out the music of the band he is with now at http://www.myspace.com/knuckeldrager)who played bass on this CD and sings a little in the background.I met Eric when I opened up for Inspector 12 in Janesville and started practing with him at his apartment on Williamson after meeting him during a Willy street fair and jamming in his apartment.and one day during the Willy Street Fair we jammed at his apartment and we hit it off pretty good so we started to practice a little now and then and then I met Jeff.

Jeff who I also thank for playing bongos on this CD now calls himself Aninalien and Drums now and then and started a website at www.wibands.com at the time I met him he used to draw comics for the Badger Herald(you can check out his myspace at http://www.myspace.com/animalien)was riding on the bus and told me he played bongos a little so we started meeting together at Eric's Apartment and we even did a performance at the Memorial Union for my Cable TV show so maybe some of you who are older might have remembered that.

There are many others like the person who booked the show,the bartenders,the audiance shouting things back,and people and friends who encouraged me to write songs or inspired me at the time I wrote the songs and of coarse the guy who got the pizza order wrong who I also should thank and God and humor and I thank you for buying and listening to my music.

I hope one day they rebuild Club De Wash but if not the many moments I spent there will be in my memory.The Bands I saw and the bands I opened for from my first performance there with Cattle Prod,and the many times performing at the Gomers jam and opening for Kill Dozer,Southern Culture on the Skids and Dread Zepplin to my first performance as a band on this CD.I hope if you knew me then this will bring back memories or if you never heard me before this brings an excitement to your life that only my homemade style of performing can.

Well maybe now that you know a little about the CD you might want to check out the lyrics to the songs:

1. My Bicycle

Riding down the road on my bicycle
Having a good time
Hoping this will never end
Feeling fine
Feeling fine

I'm going down to that local mall
I'm going to get me a chocolate chip icecream cone
Cause that's one of my favorite flavors
That I really like
That I really like

Well sometimes you go real fast
Other times you kind of go slow
Sometimes you stop
Than you go go go go
Go go go

2. Maybe You Think We’re Weird
Maybe you think We're Weird
But you haven't seen yourself in the mirror
Maybe you think We're strange
But you haven't seen what you look like these days

Chorus:
If the shoe fits
Wear it
If the shoe fits
Wear it
If you think it's true
And it might be to
If the shoe fits
Wear it

Just cause we don't dress like you
Don't mean we're not cool
Just cause we don't dress like you
Well maybe your the fool

3. No Shoe blues

Thank you
Thank you very much
By the way
I’m gonna start by introducing my friend Eric Johnson here
I’m gonna introduce him later(Jeff) a second
But Eric and me met up at his apartment at mifflin, williamson street fair the willy fair at his apartment yeah and and he had like this amp or his amp was put away anywats and we just started get to know each other really good and we just started jamming because he said lets jam and we just started jamming and we got along really good.So um rather than delaying all evening I’ll just start playing.


I woke up this morning and looked for my shoes
I looked all over the house it wasn’t no use
I woke up this morning and looked for my shoes
I looked all over the house it wasn’t no use
I woke up this morning and looked for my shoes
I looked all over the house it wasn’t no use
I woke up this morning and looked for my shoes
I looked all over the house it wasn’t no use

I’ve got the no shoe blues
I’ve got the no shoe blues
I’ve got the no shoe blues
I’ve got the no shoes blues


Well get up in the morning to go to work
You look for your shoes but they aren’t no where
You look and look and look and look and look
And look and look and look
Look in the kitchen , look in the bedroom,
Look in the bathroom still no shoes
You look and look and look and look
Until finally your late for work

You’ve got the no shoe blues
You’ve got the no shoe blues
You’ve got the no shoe blues
You’ve got the no shoes blues

Well you go to work anyhow
Without your shoes
Your doing your best
Oh your boss is so impressed
I like your work
I want give you a promotion
Then he realizes you’ve got no shoes
And says your fired

You’ve got the no shoe blues
You’ve got the no shoe blues
You’ve got the no shoe blues
You’ve got the no shoes blues

Well you go to the local candy store
To buy a candy bar
You got your money, your candy
Your know your all set to go you know
But the sign says
No shoe no service
And the store clerk says your barefoot
Put that candy bar back and get out of here

You’ve got the no shoe blues
You’ve got the no shoe blues
You’ve got the no shoe blues
You’ve got the no shoes blues

4. Scream

The name of the song is scream
And that’s what I mean scream
You think it’s kind of keen
Come on and scream

Some people sound like this
Some people sound like this
Some people sound like this
Some people sound like this

Deep in the jungle you find
It’s kind of scary sometimes
Creatures aren’t very kind
That’s the screaming time

5. Hi How Are You


Hi, how are you
Hi, how are you
Hi how are you
Good to meet you
Good to meet you

I like friends, you like friends, we all like friends
I need friends, you need friends, we all need friends
You ain’t got no one for your friend
Come on over and visit me will be friends


6. Why do we Gotta Blow the Place Up

Why do we gotta blow the place up
Why do we gotta act so tough
Why do we think that we should rule
Why do we gotta be so cruel

More to life than making it end
More to life than killing my friend
More to life than destroying with guns
More to life than causing harm

Look at the love that we can share
Look at the peace we can spread everywhere
We’ve got music that sounds so sweet
Still there’s threats of war in the street


7. Purple Bananas (on the Moon)

There's purple bananas on the moon
I'm not quite sure but they said it was true
I'ld go there and find out for myself
But I don't have the time or the wealth
I'ld read a book about it to
But they say books can lie to you

Besides they convinced me "ride this flying horse"
"It's the best we've got but we'll sell it of course"
I know what your saying the horse is a goat
with the price I paid how could I say no
Besides they convinced me it really has wings
I'm going to fly to the moon, eat purple bananas, and sing
Purple bananas on the moon

8. Pink Pants

1.Well you can sing and you can dance
You might be real good when it comes to romance
You maybe able to tell a diamond from a glance
You ain't done nothing 'til you wear pink pants

Chorus: Pink Pants
Pink Pants
Said all you Uncles
And all you Aunts
All you Critters
And all you Cats
You ain't done nothing 'til you wear pink pants

2.It's the latest fad, the latest scene
It causes the woman to scream! Scream! Scream!
You may think I'm just a little bit obscene
But you ain't done nothing 'til you wear pink pants

3.Get you Uncle some
Get your Grandma some
Your late great Uncle Nate
All your relatives
Friends too

9. She’s Got a Gorgeous Beard


1.I think I'm going be weird
I think it's today yeah
My girlfriend grew a beard
Ain't that strange yeah

Chorus:She's got a gorgeous beard
She got a gorgeous Beard-erd-erd
She's got a gorgeous beard and she looks great

2.She said that she just whoke up
And there it was
She don't know the reason
Or the cause(return to chorus)


10. My Cat Was Taking A Bath


1.I was riding home late one night
When there in my house I saw a light
And when I got inside
Right before my very eyes

Chorus:My cat was taking a bath
My cat was taking a bath
It was a quarter to 3
And I don't believe
My cat was taking a bath

2.Well maybe I had something to drink
Or maybe I just couldn't quite think
But my ma saw it to
And she said of coarse it's true(go back to chorus)


11. European Girls

Is this a dream
Am I for real
Something strange is happening
Is this a seal

European Girls
European Girls

There's cow bells on the ceiling
There's cowbells on the ceiling
Have I told you yet ?
There's cow bells on the ceiling

European Girls
European Girls

Have you tried this new gum
It taste real yucky
All your friends chewing it
Don't you want to conform ?

European Girls
European Girls

There's cow bells on the ceiling
There's cowbells on the ceiling
Get those cow bells off
I don't want them on my ceiling

European Girls
European Girls

What's the meaning to the chorus
Have I got foriegn girl firends
No there's no meaning to it at all
I just made up out of my head

European Girls
European Girls

12. 99-99

99-99
99-9
99-99
99-9

1.This is a different state of mind
In another state of time*

2.Rules are rules and they are fine
But once the cake is gone the ice-creams mine*

3.It's a vertical beyond the Horizontal line
It's a nucleus with a cosmic design*


13. I Want To Be Madonna ?

1.I want to be Madonna ?
I want to be a Rock star
I want to be Madonna ?
I want to keep changing the color of my hair
I want to be in all the tabloids
I want to be gossip about everywhere
And when I come in the room
I want everyone to stair

Chorus: I want to be Madonna ?
I want to be Madonna ?
I want to be Madonna
How about you ?
I want to be Madonna ?
I want to be Madonna ?
I want to be Madonna
Wouldn't that be cool ?

2.I want to be Madonna ?
Look at how much money she makes
I want to be Madonna ?
Look at those hot video takes
And if I was Madonna ?
Maybe I could be a little stuck up
If they offered me a movie contract
I could say the money is not enough



14. Drink Milk Rap

Drink milk rap
Tell jokes laugh
Clap, clap, clap
Drink milk rap

Drink milk rap
That’s where it’s at
For healthy bats
Drink milk rap

Living in Wisconsin
Eating cheese is fun
Drink milk rap
Drink milk rap

This is the dairy state
Drink milk from a plate
Drink milk rap
Drink milk rap

Drink milk rap
They’ve got a new hat
It’s a cow cow cap
Drink milk rap

15. Moo Moo Mania

Moo Moo Mania
Moo Moo Mania
Got a Cow Cow shirt
Cow Cow shirt
Moo Moo Mania
Moo Moo Mania
Cows are udderly cool cool cool cool cool

Moo Moo Mania
Moo Moo Mania
Got a Cow Cow shirt
Cow Cow shirt
Moo Moo Mania
Moo Moo Mania
Cows are udderly cool


Madison Wisconsin
You want to be hip
You got to get a Cow T-shirt
& Do a cow flip

Commercials tell you
That Milk is good for you
You like the taste of milk
Get a cow T-shirt too

Moo Moo Mania
Moo Moo Mania
Got a Cow Cow shirt
Cow Cow shirt
Moo Moo Mania
Moo Moo Mania
Cows are udderly cool cool cool cool moo

16.Cheddar Cheese


Cheddar Cheese
Cheddar Cheese
I want it
And I say please
Cheddar Cheese
I want it
And I just need
Cheddar Cheese

If you try
Cheddar Cheese
Than you know why
It's the key
Cheddar Cheese
I love it
And I say please
Cheddar Cheese

Pretty Pretty Please
Cheddar Cheese
Pretty Pretty Please
Cheddar Cheese

Cheddar Cheese
Cheddar Cheese
With the Taste
That pleases me
Cheddar Cheese
I want it
And I just need
Cheddar Cheese

17. Yippy, Yippy, Yippy, Yippy O



Yippy, yippy, yippy, yippy o
All the way to Idaho
Yippy, yippy, yippy, yippy o
Get along little doggies
Get along little dogs
Get along little doggies
Doggy Os

1.Well I knew a guy he had a riffle
And he used to hunt and shoot crow
I knew a guy he had a riffle
Until he forgot it was loaded and shot off his toe
He forgot it was loaded and shot off his toe

2.Well you buried your Grandma
You said a prayer over her
You buried your Grandma
Then who’s that sleeping in that rocking chair
Who’s that sleeping in that rocking chair

3.Well this verse is to a drunk
He gave up cigarettes because of cancer
Then he took up drinking beer
Now he’s reducing his life even faster
Reducing his life even faster

4.Well this verse is to a country western singer
He wrote a lot of good songs
And then he wrote some about God
Then he got arrested for doing wrong
Got arrested for doing wrong

5.Well what are doing next Friday night
What are doing tomorrow
What are you doing right now
Well how about if I just say hello
How about if I just say hello

18. I Bet On The Packers and Lost my Car

1.I bet on the Packers and I lost my car
To some crazy dude down at the local bar
I bet on the Packers and I lost my car
It was a Model T Ford
What a lousy score
I bet on the Packers and I lost my car

2.I bet on the Packers and I lost my house too
Not to mention all my money,the T.V.,and the family jewels
I bet on the Packers and I lost my house too
It had a 2 car garage
My chances of winning went like a mirage
I bet on the Packers and I lost my car

3.To some crazy dude down at the local bar
Someone mentioned his name,his name was Bart Star(Bret Favre)
To some crazy dude down at the local bar
He must of not been that crazy
Cause he got all my money
I bet on the Packers and I lost my car,my house,my money,my jewels,my clothes ........

19. Jesus Took Away My Drugs



Jesus took away my drugs
Jesus took away my drugs
Jesus took away mine
Not I’m not in slave by
Jesus took away my drugs

I don’t need a joint to get me high
I don’t need a joint to give me peace of mind
Jesus gives me peace
That will never cease
I don’t need a joint to get me high

I don’t need a joint to prove I’m cool
I don’t need no joint to show I’m a groove
Jesus loves me
That will always be
I don’t need a joint to prove I’m cool

20. Pizza Growl

I want to eat some pizza
I want to eat it now
I want to eat some pizza
Or I'm gonna growl

I want to eat some pizza
I want to eat it now
I want to eat some pizza
Or I'm gonna growl

Said yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah


I called up my order
I thought I said it clear
I called up my order
They got the order wrong I guess they didn’t hear

21. My Mother is a Giraffe

My mom is a giraffe
She's real tall and eats from trees
She can reach real high
And she
She loves me
My mom is a giraffe
She likes to eat crunchy leaves
And she loves me
My dad is an elephant
An elephant and a giraffe
You say thats kind of weird
Well thats why
No one understands me
You know I'm kind of strange
Yeah I'm kind of weird

My mom is a giraffe
Your dad is a gorilla
I'm not really related
To an elephant
I just made it up
My mom's an alien from mars
My dad is the president
Make up anything you want in this slot______________
You can say anything about anything
About anything you want
And if the FCC doesn't silence you
You may get heard on national radio
My mom is a giraffe
She's real tall and eats from trees

22. Disco Cleopatra

Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie
Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie

Disco Cleopatra
Disco Cleopatra

Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie
Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie

Dictionary gone funky
On the drums and real funky

Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie
Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie

Mona-lisa Psychedelic
Mona-lisa Psychedelic

Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie
Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie

Zap, Zap Zippy Zip
Zap, Zap Zippy Zip

Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie
Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie

Is this your schizophrenia
Is this your psycho-nightmare

Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie
Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie

Who's that in the mirror ?
Who's that in the mirror ?

La la la la la
La, la, la, la, la

Low, low, low ,low ,low
Low, low, low ,low ,low

I was walking down
Around the block
This girl came up to me
And she just starting talking to me
She had a walkman with her
And she told me to listen to this
It sounded kind of weird
It sounded just like this


Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie
Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie

Disco Cleopatra
Disco Cleopatra

Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie
Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie

Dictionary gone funky
On the drums and real funky

Is this your schizophrenia ?
Is this your psycho-nightmare ?

Monalisa Psychedelic
Monalisa Psychedelic

Who's that in the mirror ?
Who's that in the mirror ?

Zip, zip, Zappy, Zip
Zip, zip, Zappy, Zip


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