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Broad Noodles

by Broad Noodles

Broad Noodles =Evil folk music for evil folk.
Genre: Metal/Punk: Rapcore
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1. Stinky Clinky
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2. Ninjas (don't get evicted)
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3. Thomas
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4. Bust That Hymen
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5. Traffic (is my best friend)
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6. Guinea Bastard
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Album Notes
Broad Noodles =Slayer vs. Dolly Parton in a farting match!

Combine the sweet sounds and smells of the Atlantic Ocean, the distant yells from the Cyclone, a Colt 45 40 oz. in a paper bag and their you have the inspiration for this debut release by Broad Noodles. The debut CD is as far a stretch from the current trend of wining and crying f*g bands as the KGB is to Brighton Beach(?:().
Broad Noodles is not about flashing technical prowess, as you might be used to hearing from bands on MTV2(I aslo listened to Malmsteen...but in 88'), but is about getting a folk story across. Whether it's about a certain female's bad personal hygiene("Stinky Clinky") or an 18 year old tough guy who thought he was a ninja and was trying to train future, smaller ninjas("Ninjas Don't Get Evicted"). He soon gets thrown out of his apartment after becoming a coke-head,never to be heard from again.
With guitarist, Krauss (formerly Amazing Device) and Shark Daddy, on bass, a solid wall of rhythmic mayhem is unleashed bleading seemlessly into more psychedelic, somber moments on tracks such as "Traffic (is my best friend)" -sung by Travis, and "Bust That Hymen"-Sung by Dr. Donald Brief.
"Lord Harry Lats" makes his debut vocal appearance on the "radio-ready" single, "Thomas (I need to talk to you)". This song tells the story of a disgruntled young gentlemen whos roomate's girlfriend relentlessly barrages the house with phone calls looking for her boyfriend every night. He can't be side tracked by this non-sense. All he wants to do is smoke his weed...
In genre, they have been compared to Beastie Boys meets Sick of it All. All in all, a group of hard workin' Brooklyn Boys.


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More Noodles Please!!!!
When i first listened to this album, I almost made it in my pants.
It's hilarious, witty, and disgusting all at the same time- nevermind that I am a woman. There are subtle hints of Black Sabbath, Jane's Addiction, and Beastie Boys, what's not to like about that? Give me more, yeah!


この音楽はCI の世界の下で病人に私の目を開けた。ブルックリンは偽りなく浮オている。大阪は厄介のマスターへの点を支払う。それを! 来させ続けなさい!