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by Comedy Ringtones, Text Alerts & Goofy Messages

Hilarious ringtones, text alerts, and wake up alarms. Raunchy. funny, and rude messages for any occasion. Great warning alerts and ridiculous messages. Way more fun than typical boring ringtones. Amazing variety, low price!
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1. Your Baby's On The Phone. Sexy Ringtone
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2. Ex Wife Warning 2, Ringtone
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3. Answer Your Phone Dude, Elmo's Cuz Ringtone
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4. Cursing Nerd F Off Try Again Later Ringtone 2
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5. Ding Dong Smoke That Bong, Ringtone, Alarm, Alert
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6. Breaking News Mom On Phone, Alien Midget Ringtone
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7. I Aint Playin, Midget Pimp Ringtone
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8. Breaking News Phone Call, Alien Midget Ringtone
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9. Country Mofo Ringtone
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10. Mother In Law On The Phone, Ringtone
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11. Pass That Joint 3, Ringtone
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12. Holy Shit It's The Inlaws Calling, Ringtone
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13. Your Gonna Miss Out, Midget Ringtone
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14. Your Gonna Miss Out, Midget2 Ringtone
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15. Movie Guy Do Not Answer
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16. Answer Me, Gangster, Ringtone
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17. Text Message Alert
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18. Answer Me, Gay Elmo, Ringtone
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19. Ding A Ling Mofo 2, Ringtone, Alarm, Alert
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20. Porno Pimp Calling, Ringtone
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21. Your Btch Is On The Phone
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22. Squeeze Your Balls, Indian Ringtone 2
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23. Put Down That Beer, Ringtone
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24. Ding A Ling Mofo 3, Ringtone, Alarm, Alert
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25. Ding A Ling Mofo 5, Ringtone, Alarm, Alert
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26. Gonna Get Some Tonight, Sexy Ringtone
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27. Ding A Ling Mofo, Ringtone, Alarm, Alert
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28. Ding A Ling Mofo 4, Ringtone, Alarm, Alert
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29. Answer Your Phone Dude, Ringtone
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30. Ex Wife Warning 3, Ringtone
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31. Ex Wife Warning, Ringtone
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32. Btch With Thong Is Callin, Ringtone
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33. Gay Phone Call Alert, Ringtone
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34. Gay Text Message, Text Alert
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35. Gay Text Message
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36. Answer Your Phone You F N Btch
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37. Breaking News Mom In Law On Phone, Alien Midget Ringtone
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38. Put Down That Blunt Ringtone, Phone Alert
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39. Girl With Big Tittys On The Phone, Ringtone4
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40. Girl With Big Tittys On The Phone, Rington3
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41. Girl With Big Tittys On The Phone, Ringtone
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42. Girl With Big Tittys On The Phone, Ringtone2
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43. Cursing Movie Guy F Off Try Again Later Ringtone
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44. Goofy White Guy, Ringtone
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45. Hey Cowgirl Answer Your Phone, Ringtone
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46. Cursing Nerd F Off Try Again Later Ringtone
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47. Cursing Rocker Dude F Off Try Again Later Ringtone 2
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48. Cursing Rocker Dude F Off Try Again Later Ringtone
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49. Incoming Phone Call Explosion. Ringtone
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50. Your Bff Is On The Phone
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51. Its The Mother In Law 2, Ringtone
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52. Its The Mother In Law 3, Ringtone
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53. Its The Mother In Law 4, Ringtone
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54. Its The Mother In Law, Ringtone
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55. Its Your Pimp Calling, Ringtone
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56. Kick Your Ass, Cowboy Midget Ringtone
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57. Lose This Number, Never Call Again Ringtone 2
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58. Lose This Number, Never Call Again Ringtone
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59. Your Beautiful Wife Is On The Phone
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60. Nerd's Porno Putter, Ringtone
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61. Oh Sht Its The Mother In Law, Ringtone
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62. Oye' Mang You Got A Phone Call, Ringtone Latino
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63. Pass That Joint 2, Ringtone
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64. Pass That Joint, Ringtone
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65. Pick Up At Your Own Risk Ringtone
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66. Pick Up The Phone Rock And Roll Ring Tone
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67. Pick Up The Phone Yo, Funk Ringtone
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68. Pick Up Your Phone, Rock And Roll Ringtone
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69. Put Down The Blunt, Text Alert
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70. Ring Ring Mofo, Ringtone
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71. Rock And Roll Text Alert
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72. Scary Fkn Text Message Alert
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73. Scary Ringtone
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74. That's Right Answer Phone, Funky Ringtone
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75. Girl With Big Tittys On The Phone, Ringtone5
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76. The Ho Is Callin, Ringtone
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77. This Is Your Phone Speaking, Ringtone
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78. This Is Your Phone Speaking, Rock And Roll Ringtone
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79. This Is Your Phone Speaking, Rock And Roll2 Ringtone
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80. Thunder Thor Ringtone
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81. Tigers Porno Putter, Ringtone
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82. Time For Good Lovin, Your Husband's Callin, Ringtone
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83. Urgent News Answer Your Phone
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84. Wake The F Up Dude, Alarm
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85. Wake Up Mofo, Time For Work, Alarm
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86. Wake Up Mofo
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87. Warning Mother In Law On Phone. Ringtone
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88. Warning Wife On Phone 2, Ringtone
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89. Warning Wife On Phone, Ringtone
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90. Yo Baby So Fine, Ringtone
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91. Yo Btch Answer Your Phone, Funky Elmo Ringtone
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92. Yo Btch Answer Your Phone, Funky Ringtone
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93. Yo Btch Answer Your Phone, Funky Tuff Guy Ringtone
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94. Yo Dude I Need A Quarter, Ringtone
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95. Yo Honky Answer Phone, Ringtone
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96. Yo Momma's On The Phone, Ringtone
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97. You Got A Text, Text Alert
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98. You Have A Text Rock And Roll Ringtone 2
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99. You May Be In Danger Phone Call, Ringtone
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Available as MP3, MP3 320, and FLAC files.

ABOUT THIS ALBUM


Album Notes
Hilarious ringtones, text alerts, and wake up alarms. Raunchy. funny, and rude messages for any occasion. Great warning alerts and ridiculous messages. Way more fun than typical boring ringtones. Amazing variety, low price!

1 YOUR BABY'S ON THE PHONE. SEXY RINGTONE 00:09
2 EX WIFE WARNING 2, RINGTONE 00:10
3 ANSWER YOUR PHONE DUDE, ELMO'S CUZ RINGTONE 00:11
4 CURSING NERD F OFF TRY AGAIN LATER RINGTONE 2 00:06
5 DING DONG SMOKE THAT BONG, RINGTONE, ALARM, ALERT 00:12
6 BREAKING NEWS MOM ON PHONE, ALIEN MIDGET RINGTONE 00:11
7 I AINT PLAYIN, MIDGET PIMP RINGTONE 00:11
8 BREAKING NEWS PHONE CALL, ALIEN MIDGET RINGTONE 00:11
9 COUNTRY MOFO RINGTONE 00:18
10 MOTHER IN LAW ON THE PHONE, RINGTONE 00:10
11 PASS THAT JOINT 3, RINGTONE 00:08
12 HOLY SHIT IT'S THE INLAWS CALLING, RINGTONE 00:09
13 YOUR GONNA MISS OUT, MIDGET RINGTONE 00:07
14 YOUR GONNA MISS OUT, MIDGET2 RINGTONE 00:07
15 MOVIE GUY DO NOT ANSWER 00:16
16 ANSWER ME, GANGSTER, RINGTONE 00:08
17 TEXT MESSAGE ALERT 00:02
18 ANSWER ME, GAY ELMO, RINGTONE 00:07
19 DING A LING MOFO 2, RINGTONE, ALARM, ALERT 00:06
20 PORNO PIMP CALLING, RINGTONE 00:09
21 YOUR Btch IS ON THE PHONE 00:11
22 SQUEEZE YOUR BALLS, INDIAN RINGTONE 2 00:14
23 PUT DOWN THAT BEER, RINGTONE 00:14
24 DING A LING MOFO 3, RINGTONE, ALARM, ALERT 00:03
25 DING A LING MOFO 5, RINGTONE, ALARM, ALERT 00:06
26 GONNA GET SOME TONIGHT, SEXY RINGTONE 00:19
27 DING A LING MOFO, RINGTONE, ALARM, ALERT 00:12
28 DING A LING MOFO 4, RINGTONE, ALARM, ALERT 00:06
29 ANSWER YOUR PHONE DUDE, RINGTONE 00:11
30 EX WIFE WARNING 3, RINGTONE 00:10
31 EX WIFE WARNING, RINGTONE 00:10
32 BTCH WITH THONG IS CALLIN, RINGTONE 00:05
33 GAY PHONE CALL ALERT, RINGTONE 00:18
34 GAY TEXT MESSAGE, TEXT ALERT 00:02
35 GAY TEXT MESSAGE 00:03
36 ANSWER YOUR PHONE YOU F N BTCH 00:15
37 BREAKING NEWS MOM IN LAW ON PHONE, ALIEN MIDGET RINGTONE 00:07
38 PUT DOWN THAT BLUNT RINGTONE, PHONE ALERT 00:12
39 GIRL WITH BIG TITTYs on the phone, RINGTONE4 00:09
40 GIRL WITH BIG TITTYs on the phone, RINGTON3 00:09
41 GIRL WITH BIG TITTYs on the phone, RINGTONE 00:09
42 GIRL WITH BIG TITTYs on the phone, RINGTONE2 00:09
43 CURSING MOVIE GUY F OFF TRY AGAIN LATER RINGTONE 00:10
44 GOOFY WHITE GUY, RINGTONE 00:09
45 HEY COWGIRL ANSWER YOUR PHONE, RINGTONE 00:28
46 CURSING NERD F OFF TRY AGAIN LATER RINGTONE 00:10
47 CURSING ROCKER DUDE F OFF TRY AGAIN LATER RINGTONE 2 00:17
48 CURSING ROCKER DUDE F OFF TRY AGAIN LATER RINGTONE 00:07
49 INCOMING PHONE CALL EXPLOSION. RINGTONE 00:08
50 YOUR BFF IS ON THE PHONE 00:18
51 ITS THE MOTHER IN LAW 2, RINGTONE 00:09
52 ITS THE MOTHER IN LAW 3, RINGTONE 00:14
53 ITS THE MOTHER IN LAW 4, RINGTONE 00:10
54 ITS THE MOTHER IN LAW, RINGTONE 00:09
55 ITS YOUR PIMP CALLING, RINGTONE 00:09
56 KICK YOUR ASS, COWBOY MIDGET RINGTONE 00:08
57 LOSE THIS NUMBER, NEVER CALL AGAIN RINGTONE 2 00:07
58 LOSE THIS NUMBER, NEVER CALL AGAIN RINGTONE 00:10
59 YOUR BEAUTIFUL WIFE IS ON THE PHONE 00:09
60 NERD'S PORNO PUTTER, RINGTONE 00:09
61 OH SHT ITS THE MOTHER IN LAW, RINGTONE 00:09
62 OYE' MANG YOU GOT A PHONE CALL, RINGTONE LATINO 00:06
63 PASS THAT JOINT 2, RINGTONE 00:03
64 PASS THAT JOINT, RINGTONE 00:07
65 PICK UP AT YOUR OWN RISK RINGTONE 00:17
66 PICK UP THE PHONE ROCK AND ROLL RING TONE 00:12
67 PICK UP THE PHONE YO, FUNK RINGTONE 00:18
68 PICK UP YOUR PHONE, ROCK AND ROLL RINGTONE 00:12
69 PUT DOWN THE BLUNT, TEXT ALERT 00:04
70 RING RING MOFO, RINGTONE 00:05
71 ROCK AND ROLL TEXT ALERT 00:12
72 SCARY FKN TEXT MESSAGE ALERT 00:08
73 SCARY RINGTONE 00:09
74 THAT'S RIGHT ANSWER PHONE, FUNKY RINGTONE 00:07
75 GIRL WITH BIG TITTYs on the phone, RINGTONE5 00:29
76 THE HO IS CALLIN, RINGTONE 00:07
77 THIS IS YOUR PHONE SPEAKING, RINGTONE 00:09
78 THIS IS YOUR PHONE SPEAKING, ROCK AND ROLL RINGTONE 00:12
79 THIS IS YOUR PHONE SPEAKING, ROCK AND ROLL2 RINGTONE 00:12
80 THUNDER THOR RINGTONE 00:08
81 TIGERS PORNO PUTTER, RINGTONE 00:09
82 TIME FOR GOOD LOVIN, YOUR HUSBAND'S CALLIN, RINGTONE 00:09
83 URGENT NEWS ANSWER YOUR PHONE 00:11
84 WAKE THE F UP DUDE, ALARM 00:15
85 WAKE UP MOFO, TIME FOR WORK, ALARM 00:11
86 WAKE UP MOFO 00:12
87 WARNING MOTHER IN LAW ON PHONE. RINGTONE 00:09
88 WARNING WIFE ON PHONE 2, RINGTONE 00:07
89 WARNING WIFE ON PHONE, RINGTONE 00:07
90 YO BABY SO FINE, RINGTONE 00:17
91 YO BTCH ABSWER YOUR PHONE, FUNKY ELMO RINGTONE 00:11
92 YO BTCH ABSWER YOUR PHONE, FUNKY RINGTONE 00:11
93 YO BTCH ABSWER YOUR PHONE, FUNKY TUFF GUY RINGTONE 00:11
94 YO DUDE I NEED A QUARTER, RINGTONE 00:12
95 YO HONKY ANSWER PHONE, RINGTONE 00:07
96 YO MOMMA'S ON THE PHONE, RINGTONE 00:08
97 YOU GOT A TEXT, TEXT ALERT 00:05
98 YOU HAVE A TEXT ROCK AND ROLL RINGTONE 2 00:04
99 YOU MAY BE IN DANGER PHONE CALL, RINGTONE 00:28


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