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Live at McCabe's

by David Hatfield

PSST! bOObie Song Voted Most obscene lyrics ever!
Genre: Avant Garde: Atonal
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1. SIMPLE GUY (My Anthem)
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4:08 $0.99
2. JACK & JILL (John Mellencap goes Into The Woods)
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6:28 $0.99
3. 'HIPPIE' JOHNSON (Give War a Chance)
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4:19 $0.99
4. VEGAS (Your road map)
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5. THINK ABOUT YOURSELF (The end result of a popular value system)
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6. BOOBIE SONG (as funny as it is terrible.)
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5:24 $0.99
7. GET OFF YOUR THROWN (a song aobut what 'should' really matter)
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3:14 $0.99
8. KEEP YOUR STANDARDS HIGH (You'll just have to buy it)
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9. I'll Be There (yjhtbi)
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10. Miracles Still Happen (yjhtbi)
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ABOUT THIS ALBUM


Album Notes
That's right, voted most obscene lyrics ever, by ME! (Now that I got your attention, you might as well give it a listen.)

------------R O Y A L T Y--- F R E E--------------



SPECIAL THANKS TO JON COOK FOR DESIGNING THIS COOL COVER.

If you want to see all CD's on one page = cdbaby.com/all/hat

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My name is David Hatfield,

Born David Roberto Alvarez Johnson Davis Francisco Antonio Jackson Ramirez Hatfield, but I shortened it for the stage. I was born in an elevator, delivered by midgets and then stolen from my parents by Islamic baby slave traders. There I learned the fine business of the baby slave trade, but I just didn't feel...'fresh.' So I moved to the US and started a recording career. Well it seemed like the most logical move at the time...

Not really, but now that I'm sure I have your full attention, my style is mostly folk with a small, but significant element of beatnik. You see I believe that beatnik has always had an artistic quality that I like, but it doesn't have the handles that folk has. You know, 'handles', music that you can grab onto, sing with. While folk on the other hand has never fully met the artistic qualities that beatnik has. So I thought, why not combine the two? My style, I define as 'FOLKNIK'. If you buy this you'll be glad you did for the Vegas and Boobie Song alone if not the rest. You'll laugh, you'll cry and become a part of it all. Don't let the more serious songs at the end throw you off. I just like to have something for everyone, while comedy and tragedy are a part of life. You'll probably enjoy my clever lyrics which aren't super common these days. Just a disclaimer though, if you get offended easily this is not for you. Thx D=/field. NOTE: IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE BOOBIE SONG PERFORMED LIVE ON SCREEN THEN FORWARD THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE. (SPREAD THE WORD) I WON'T DO IT IF YOU DON'T.

WHY BUY THIS? Because you can. Also it's cheap.



-------LYRICS-------


Song #1. SIMPLE GUY Words/Music David Hatfield Copyright 2003

I try to avoid complicated things. I could do without all the strain it brings. Easy is better 'cause' it doesn't have any strings. Well I'm kind of lazy and I love fast food. I do my chores when I'm in the mood, in my tiny home, a castle I call my own.

Chorus: Well I'm just a simple, simple guy, I don't ever try to ask myself why. difficult things are foreign to me...and all I require is a beer... and a vitamin C.

Bridge: I've got my clothes on the floor and my shoes in the sink and my socks in the micro-wave. I look under the couch to find any money I save.

Chorus.

I get up in the morning and I kiss the wife; couldn't find my shoes to save my life, so I go to work and I do my eight hour day.

Chorus.

(instrumental)

And I'm just a man with with fathers eyes and his mothers maiden name and I'm happy with myself 'cause' that's just the way I came. You're welcome to join me any time and I tell you with sincerity. Let's get together for a beer and a vitamin C.

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Song#2. JACK AND JILL Words/Music David Hatfield Copyright 1998

Well Jack and Jill went up the hill and all they ever wanted was water. It's amazing what they had to do just to feed their baby daughter (Her name was 'Jill Jr.'). Well Jack and Jill they have a kid, in case you haven't guessed by now. They couldn't pay the doctor's bill, so they auctioned off their cow (to the highest bidder).

Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, famine killed his crop. Twittle Dumb was selling drugs till someone called a cop. Lifes an up hill climb in the land of poverty and crime. Old McDonald lost his farm, to the IRS. Mary ate her little lamb she later would confess. The Big Bad Wolf was selling 'Pork' outside the empty mall.

[HERE COMES THE GIANT. HERE COMES THE GIANT. HE WANTS TO CRUSH THEM ALL.]

Well Jack and Jill drove over the hill to see what they could find. Jack drove a beat up pickup truck, but Jill she didn't mind (he always liked that about Jill). And 'Jack' didn't care that he had to wear a twelve doller wedding ring (that he got from Target), 'cause' he loved Jill and she loved him and 'that' meant everything.

Little Jack Horner was a pimp on the corner it's the same thing every day. Little Miss Muffet ate the spider 'cause' what the hell are curds and whey? Peter Piper picked, the only pepper on his vine. The Golden eggs the goose once laid had been replaced by stone. Old Mother Hubbard, died in the cubbord and her dog 'finally' got his bone. Little Tom Thumb had his last plumb by the dried up water fall.

[HERE COMES THE GIANT. HERE COMES THE GIANT. HE WANTS TO CRUSH THEM ALL.]

Wouldn't it be great if we could go back to the days of childhood where life was simple and you didn't have to worry 'cause' everything was good. But the giant in the alley of todays depression was the bully in the hall of yesterday's repression and the freedom that you found when you were young became the spanking that you got 'cause' you couldn't hold your tongue...Life was just as tough back then as it is today, but in your youth they robbed your pride and now they take your house away.


Jack and Jill got a job at the mill. They finally heard their call. So they killed that giant of despair that tried to crush them all, but he couldn't crush any at all (except for Humpty Dumpty). Well they worked all day and they worked all day and they had plenty of food to share, with their daughter and their friends that had to live in the Valley of Despair.

Sometimes I feel like Jack and Jill, climbing up that dusty hill. Young or old it's still the same; either way it's just a shame. Jack and Jill, Jack and Jill, Jack and Jill.

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I'LL add the other 8 songs, but only if you download. Otherwise, I'll assume you're not interested.




LAST BUT NOT AT ALL LEAST, A SPECIAL THANK YOU: To all of you who've given me, your hat friend, the ultimate support by purchasing or downloading songs on (Apple I-tunes) from my CD. I especially thank you for letting your friends know who in many cases have also supported my music as well. It's all about people like you and I thank you once again =/:.) (That's me in my hat smiling at you) B4nw-DH-


PS: Pardon the 'possible' Hip Hop/Latin Jazz inacuracy, but it's great for the demographics/marketing blah blah blah.

PS2: Buy this because you like the album, not just because I'm black.

PS3: CHECK OUT HALLOWMONIUM. IT'S REALLY DIFFERENT THAN MY OTHER MATERIAL. I think when you compare the two, it also gives a handle on my range. PLEASE ENJOY!!!


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Girl who likes to be spanked


Spank it Daddy, spank it!!!!

Darren Heller

Great lyrics. Good Energy.
Over all good. It's definately worth buying. The serious songs at the end kind of did throw me off a little, but they're still good. A little long, but that's probably why they're at the end. Boobies and Vegas are great songs and I like Jack and Jill in a Stylistic sense. Lyrics are great, vocals just a tad bit week, though it seems intentional. Obvious Dylan influence. Great potential here. Good song writing instincts.

artsy drama girl who's smart


you get it man. you so get it. i like to blast that boobie song on the radio when all those fucking cheerleaders walk by, just to see the disgusted looks on their faces. rock on boy!

artsy boy


i agree with artsy drama girl. when's you're next show?

genetically altered frog boy.


ribbit. ribbit. (catches fly with tongue) ry like rimple guy, ribbit, because it's friendly. i rike friendly, ribbit. not everyone is ribbit, friendly toward me because im mutated and ribit, kind of a freak, ribbit. (catches another fly).

Crazy Guy's clarification


Crazy Girl That used to date Crazy Guy and Weirdo Transvestite are actually the same person. However, Weirdo Transvestite did not technically go crazy until she dated Crazy Guy. Thus the reason they're listed as two different names. Sorry for the confusion.



It feels like Jell-O between my feet. You know like when you squeeze your rubber ducky and it doesn't squeak. Yet you're kind of glad because all the other rubber ‘duckies’ wish they were that bold against the whole rubber-ducky-system. It's almost like in New York when those badgers eat your roses in the middle of Central Park and you shoe them away with your broom and they get hit by a truck. You kind of feel guilty, but you’re still glad they won't bother you anymore. But the real crime of it all is not knowing what to expect when you feed them, the badgers I mean; because they're dead. Remember (?) Keep up. If I wasn't an atheist by nature I would be offended by the overall philosophy of this product, but since I'm not, I don't have to be worried. I mean Jesus may not like it, but Buda might have another opinion because it's not hurting anyone. Religion is a barrier sometimes that cannot be reduced by music to a mere pea compared to an ant that doesn't need hardware. The end of the world will be on 6/18/2010. If I'm right, "I told you so" in advance. If I'm wrong then by my daddy's cat. Because after all we're just dogs. No I mean we really are dogs. I am anyway, most of the time. On Friday’s for example I'm a goat. On Saturday's I'm a bear. I guess what I’m trying to say is that Betty Page was not just pin-up girl, but a real person with legitimate emotions. How then can we try to pretend that there’s no link here? If you don’t believe the apocalypse is now, then who will? Cookies and brownies make no difference. Unless they’re made by elves. Elf magic is the only ingredient for true success. The encyclopedia will never know that a refrigeration unit cannot compete with modern farm technology and…Oh it's time for my pills. More later. -C.G.-

Rachell

Read The Lyrics!
I just, really love Jack and Jill. I downloaded it on Itunes. I could do without that Boobie stuff, but I can see that you do have depth. The other songs show that. Quit trying to hide it. Be proud of it dude. I wish more people actually thought about their lyrics like you obviously do!

Some Pervert

When no one's watching.
This CD makes me want to play with myself in the dark.

Brad J.


It's just like coffee except for the coffee part. Yet a bit more like moca with a hint of oh the hell with it. I bought it and I'm glad. 'Okay I'm comming dammit'!!! Got to go. You know, the wife...chores.
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