Dear People of Today,
I present to you The Voice of the Future:
From the banks of the mighty Williamette River comes Dr. Theopolis, Portland's finest pimp funk ensamble.
Get up and dance, the Doctor is here to shake you right out of your skirt with his coup de party.
Smooth? Oh yes.
Delicious? Only the tastiest will do.
Come to a Dr. Theopolis show and experience the sexual healing.
The group consists of 8 funky and free boys who are here to make the mood right and get it on.
EZ Money steers the ship as the head MC.
His bro, Cecil B. Pimpington tha third, follows on vocals and tenor sax.
On their right is Mr. Bone Dangles, bass player and backing vocals. Beware his shoes ladies. One is not enough.
On trumpet and keys is G-Bomb, hailing form Eugene by means of the funk highway. Wham and bam then slam some ham.
The sexiest man in all of Portland, Notorious PhD, lays down beats like no other.
Heads up, backs straight and stand amazed; the guitar world of Dr. T is now in the hands of The Original Doctor (OD).
Slipping it to the keyboards is Soft G. Over and over again.
The final element in Theopolodium is the man Mr. Fabulous, who channels the-powers-that-be on the dance floor into something as sweet as candy from a lady.
Dr. Theopolis has performed live in a wide range of venues from the small McMenamin's White Eagle to the large McMenamin's Crystal Ballroom. Clubs in between consist of Tonic Lounge, Fez Ballroom, Green Room and Cobalt Lounge. The Doctor has also performed privately at the request of special patrons. Maybe the Doctor will come play for you one day.
Until that Glorious Day,
Manager Dr. Theopolis