Dutch Oven Entertaiment | Eggnog, Bitches (100 Proof Remix)

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Eggnog, Bitches (100 Proof Remix)

by Dutch Oven Entertaiment

It's not Bing Crosby's White Christmas but we think he would approve of the alcohol content. It's Dutch Oven Entertainment feat. Lil Snarky and their ode to everyone's favorite holiday drink, eggnog. Or if you dont like eggnog, just focus on the alcohol
Genre: Holiday: Avant Garde
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Jesse "BoogieFuzz" Lishman, founding member and one half of Dutch Oven Entertainment lost his battle with Cystic Fibrosis and died in September. He was only 41. This song and video was the last project we completed so I've vowed to make him live on with the song's success. Proceeds will be donated to the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation in his name. Happy Holidays. Greg Dobrolsky, Dutch Oven Entertainment
Eggnog, Bitches is destined to be a holiday classic. It's funny. It's catchy. Infectious even. And it has a traditional holiday music sound. Its a hilarious look at holiday parties and the poor decisions that can be made when alcohol is involved.
The Back Story
(written by the late BoogieFuzz. Yeah he was twisted. Rest In Peace)
My codename is "milky fettuccine." I came up with the idea for this song in a dream. I was about to make love to a paid escort when she cracked me in the head with a lead pipe. I laid unconcious for several hours. When I came to, I was naked and tied to a radiator. Falling in and out of a daze, I vaguely remembered a dream I had where I was singing about eggnog. With several hours to kill, I wrote the lyrics down on the bloody bedsheets. A few days later I showed it to my friend, codenamed "eurotophobia." He slapped me and told me it sucked. Together we wrote new lyrics. While eurotophobia composed the music, I gently massaged his earlobes. Later we recorded the song on his tape deck. Several months later we finished it. I'm kinda phoning these last parts of the story in so if you've read this far, you wasted precious time. Go get your copy now!


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