"How should I describe this latest release from Dwayne and Jeff? Maybe I could say that it's what the Carpenters might've sounded like if Richard Carpenter had been Roger McGuinn and if Karen Carpenter had been Colin Blunstone and she'd avoided anorexia by using heavy doses of hallucinogens to keep her weight down. I could also say that Dwayne and Jeff's latest release gives a glimpse of what the Partridge Family might've sounded like if Rueben Kincaid had been Murray Wilson and if Shirley Jones hadn't dated Burt Convey and instead been fucking all four of the Banana Splits and every other member of E.L.O. Or I could simply say that this piece of music defies description other than to say that it is a teenage symphony to all the magnificent breathing room found in a Godless universe. Put simply, Jesus will not be coming back until the thrill of this new record dies down some, so, by all means, everybody should continue to wallow in their own immorality and to fuck up their lives and their relationships with this as their soundtrack. What is this new record called? Get ready, it's Rubber and Glue!"
- Celery Rogers, Christian Science Monitor
"Just as a huge segment of the American population was left to forever ponder what the country would've become had John Kennedy's haircut not inexplicably exploded like so much ghoulish confetti back in 1963, many of us have similarly wondered how much better the whole canon of popular music would be had the grand pomposity and mincing idiocy of Mike Love never been allowed an audience. Finally, the wondering can end, for with Dwayne and Jeff's most recent release, Rubber and Glue, the integrity of harmony-driven mental illness can finally be appreciated. This LP is guaranteed to stand for a long time as the operating instructions for way cool shit!"
-Kaliope Walsh, Dynamite Magazine
"Sounds like Rod McKuen falling off his ego and impaling himself on his own erection and dying behind the backdrop of celebrities found on the Sgt. Pepper's album cover. Fantastic fucking stuff!"
- Fidel Castro, Cuban celebrity
"A Bobby Sherman lunch box filled with dead vibrator batteries, live Crickets and a thermos full of perfectly chilled milk."
- Manny Kim, Inches Magazine
"Craig Arcolesse sucks dick and lies a lot."