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Flatulina's Fabulous Holiday Spectacular

by Flatulina

Elegant orchestral music beds enhanced with the effervescent sound of flatulence and singing fish, plus one dance mix.
Genre: Pop: Quirky
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1. Sleigh Ride
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2. Jingle Bells
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3. Deck the Halls
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4. We Wish You a Merry Christmas
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5. Flatulina's Nut Cracker Suite Medley
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6. Dance of the Reed Pipes [singing fish feature]
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7. Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy
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8. Flatulina's Holiday Dance Mix
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9. Auld Lang Syne
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10. Auld Lang Syne [unplugged]
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ABOUT THIS ALBUM


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This clever and effervescent CD is the hit of Christmas and a big seller during the holidays!

"Flatulina's Fabulous Holiday Spectacular" is the perfect gift for people who love to laugh, or just plain NEED a good laugh. Everyone responds to the orchestral music highlighted by flatulent melodies and singing fish. Fun for all ages.

And here is the story of Flatulina...

She's sassy, she's classy, and just a little gassy!

Multi-Emmy award winning Diva and flatomusicology pioneer, Flatulina Fontanelle Boutier is the consummate success story. Born into humble beginnings, Flatulina has a lifetime account of turning scars into stars and troubles into bubbles. Her fabulous attitude is a breath of air for all who meet her. Your senses won't know what hit them!

Flatulina is the love child of Bubbles Cleopatra Boutier, a relatively unknown circus clown, and legendary rock idol Nigel Tufnel, of the band Spinal Tap. During childhood Flatulina lived the life of a young carney. Her mother's clowning career kept her on the road with various carnivals and circuses; her father was in rock-rehab during Flatulina's formative years.

Having grown up as the daughter of a rock star while befriending clowns, monkeys, and other sundry show mammals, Flatulina decided to pursue a degree in commercial music. Although it seemed absurd, Flatulina was determined to wed her assorted passions: music, bubbles, mammals, self-esteem and scuba-diva's. In Flatulina fashion, a new-fangled musical genus was incepted. Unfortunately, during this time her mother was fatally wounded in a tragic balloon animal incident. Flatulina's world was changed forever. Having no other immediate family besides her father, she chose to accompany him on his "Break Like the Wind" tour as a way of coping with her loss. Flatulina admits that this did not prove to be the bonding experience she was hoping for; still, her father's scent lingers deep inside her.

Fascinated by altruism, Flatulina began shadowing a local gastrointestinal doctor. During this stint, she met long time friend, Chris Gaines, during his extended hospitalization due to his highly publicized car accident. This friendship is one of her most esteemed. Chris introduced Flatulina to Hollywood's A-list. Her bubbly talents and fabulous airs were indelible. Before long Flatulina was asked to compose the film score for the feature film "Rochelle Rochelle." She is the youngest composer ever to win an Oscar for a film score. During this time she also became romantically acquainted with the film's director Alan Smithee.

After winning an Oscar for her musical work, Flatulina felt there was still something missing. She had a reoccurring dream of possibility buried at sea. Following her senses, she applied for an opportunity to study at the exclusive Atlantis Subaquatic Studies Institute, a small facility on the ocean floor off the coast of Miami. She was the first student ever at the A.S.S. Institute to do a music related study; her goal was to develop special equipment for recording music under water. "I just thought it was really important to have the option of recording fabulous sounding music under water; it was the missing link," explains Ms. Boutier. By the time she wrote her master's thesis, she had successfully created a technical process for musical recording under water, graduating with honors and a Master's degree in music technology.

Flatulina's acting career also began to flourish as she and Alan Smithee's romance ensued. Through his introductions, Flatulina auditioned for and landed the role of Bonnie St. Claire in the movie "Waiting for Guffman". Generous accolades in her debut role led her to the critically acclaimed portrayal of the elusive and quirky Maris Crane on the sitcom "Frasier". She flew coast to coast during her years of study at the A.S.S. Institute on the weeks her character was written into the script. "It's not a life for everybody, but it keeps me bubbly and alert," says Ms. Boutier.

Flatulina claims that inspiration coupled with insomnia is the framework for her life changing epiphany. "One late night I had a stomach ache. I got up, went to the kitchen, cut some cheese, and then it hit me: train fish to sing. The rest is history," recalls Ms. Boutier. In the wake of this insight, she enrolled at the Boondy Conservatory and proceeded to invent the field of flatomusicology, officially defined as "the study of music created by bubbles." The focus of her doctoral dissertation was training fish to mimic melodies. She was eventually able to implement her underwater recording equipment from the A.S.S. Institute and record the first ever fish choir.

It is the musical marriage of Flatulina's underwater technology, her trained singing fish, and her own explosive talents, in which the effervescent sounds of "Flatulina's Fabulous Holiday Spectacular" are bred. No longer are bubbles just for baths or fish for catching on small poles. Flatulina flouts stereotypes, defying all musical boundaries. Flatulina paid attention to the rumblings within her; graciously, she's now sharing them with the masses. It's a grin. It's a gas. Simply put: it's fabulous!


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Jacqueline Rae

I never "viewed" passing wind before......it still takes my breath away.......!!
This CD opened my ethereal knowledge of passing wind; brought to life what it must be to "float" thru the air with the greatest of ease and offend anything and everything in it's way. What a trip!! You MUST join all of us!!!! It's too fun for words.......

Flatulina's Fab Holiday Spectacular

Most Awesome Flatulation Celebration !!
A most awesome flatuation celebration. It will keep you checking your skivvies !!

James Bean

The most awesome music I ever heard!!!
Oh my god, I would die if I could contribute to this outstanding cultural achievement by farting a duet together with this beautiful chick! My anal range is between bass and baritone.

A Flatulina Fan

Get this GEM, it's worth every penny!
This CD has so many different types of humor, it goes far beyond f-a-r-t humor. First of all, the music is very well orchestrated, musically. Most of the songs have orchestral music beds with farts and singing fish as the special featured sound.

1. Sleigh Ride - hilarious. f-a-r-t sounds panned left and right at different times, actual melodies, and the over all orchestration is obviously skilled. If it's possible to make fart music proper and elegant, this has succeeded.

2. Jingle Bells 3. Deck the Halls and 4. We Wish You a Merry Christmas are all what I personally consider the "trilogy" of the more up front fart songs. They are so funny, and cute, not disgusting. To the point, concise, succinct.

5. Flatulina's Nutcracker Suite Medley is one of the most brilliant pieces of fart music in existence. Honestly, fart sounds aside, it's a pretty well done arrangement. But then when you add the comic element, it really has a type of genius to it. Seriously.

6. Dance of the Reed Pipes - I personally do not understand why this piece is lacking in fart sounds, it features the fish choir which is cute. But it doesn't make me giggle constantly like the other songs. Maybe this is supposed to be the palate cleanser.

7. Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy: THE HIT SONG OF THIS PROJECT!! When there is that moment of silence and then you hear the little tiny "fish fart", I love that moment.

8. Flatulina's Holiday Dance Mix: very funny. I think this would have been even funnier if the dance mix were more hard core industrial, but still it's a nice refreshing break from the classical spin on the rest of the CD.

9. Auld Lang Syne: I love love love the purposely cheesy drum sounds on this one. Funny in a whole new hip to be square kind of way. Love this.

10. Mystery bonus track which I will not give away, but it's the best song on here.

THEN WE GET VIDEO!! Pop this baby into your CD-ROM drive and enter the gorgeous world of Flatulina. She is quite the charmer and has as much wit as she does gas. The thing I love about the video is how straight they play it. The conversation never goes to fart humor, yet she just keeps ripping farts the whole time while taking her music and her "celebrity" status very seriously. There are 11 video clips in all, along with a couple of pdfs for your reading pleasure. Some of the video clips are named "Behind the flatomusic" and others are "F! True Fabulous Story", and there is a music video to the holiday dance mix song. The music video is obviously low budget, but very entertaining.

And the best part is, there is nothing raunchy or sexual in content. No bad language. You could leave your kids alone with this CD and not worry. It's safer than cable TV! And navigating the enhanced area is easy enough for a child also.

If you like Spinal Tap or any of the mock doc movies, you will love the enhanced content.

I believe it is only a matter of time before Flatulina has a cult following. Her website has tons of fun content [the artist portion] and the back story of the character is so cleverly done.

YOU MUST GET THIS GEM! It is brilliant and worth every penny. You will laugh and enjoy this for a long time.