Fred Frees | Affirmations for Cats: Ringtones, Text Messages & Furry Voicemail Sound Bytes Vol. 2

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Affirmations for Cats: Ringtones, Text Messages & Furry Voicemail Sound Bytes Vol. 2

by Fred Frees

The ringtones, text messages and voicemail announcements your cat Craves.
Genre: Spoken Word: Comedy
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1. I Will Insinuate Myself for Some Tummy Tickle Time.
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2. Responsibility?
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3. Tonight I Will Go Dogging.
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4. I Can Fit Thru the Front Door. I Will.
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5. Today Is the Day I Ignore the Little Red Light.
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6. Today I Am Yarn Free. I Will Not Pursue the God Yarn.
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7. Whatever It Is, It Can Wait.
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8. Today I Will Charge for Any Pictures Taken of Me.
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9. Today I Will Contact Youtube and Have It Taken Down.
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10. I Know. But What Can You Do?
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11. (Text Message) I'm a Cat. You Know I Can't Text You Back.
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12. (Text Message) You've Just Texted the Bookstore Cat. Meow.
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13. (Text Message) You Know You're Texting a Cat, Right?
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14. (Text Message) Don't Forget Your Vowels, Stupid.
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15. (Text Message) Tabby Texting Is Illegal in Texas.
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16. (Hairy Voicemail) Hi. You've Reached Your Cat. Leave Me $23 Million, Please.
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17. (Hairy Voicemail) This Is Your Cat. I Can Come to the Phone Right Now, But I Won't.
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18. (Hairy Voicemail) Hi. in the Middle of Licking. Please Leave a Massage.
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19. (Hairy Voicemail) Naturally Your Cat Is Sleeping Right Now. Please Leave a Mouse.
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20. (Hairy Voicemail) Drinking from the Toilet Right Now. Leave a Message.
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21. (Hairy Voicemail) Doing Nada. Leave a Message.
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22. (Hairy Voicemail) Caring Less. Leave a Message.
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23. (Hairy Voicemail) Purring Right Now. Please Leave a Message.
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24. (Hairy Voicemail) Trying to Get My Eyes Like Slits Right Now. Please Leave an Interesting Message.
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25. (Hairy Voicemail) Like I'm Getting Up to Answer That. Leave a Message.
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26. (Hairy Voicemail) Sulking Over Getting Dry Food Today. Not in the Mood for Talking.
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27. (Hairy Voicemail) I Am. Wet. So Leave a Message.
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28. (Hairy Voicemail) Did You Leave a Message Yesterday? Sorry, Leave a Message.
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29. (Hairy Voicemail) Trying to Change the World Through Sleep. Leave a Message.
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30. (Hairy Voicemail) I'm Stuck in This Cardboard Carrier. Please Leave a Message.
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ABOUT THIS ALBUM


Album Notes
Volume 2!

Is your cat in desperate need of uplifting ringtones? Of course she is!
Give your tabby the great gift of positive messages like:

I can fit thru the front door. I will!
Today is the day I ignore the little red light.
Whatever it is, it can wait.
Today I will charge for any pictures taken of me.
Today I will contact youtube and have it taken down.


30 choice morsels to download and lick and savor!

Plus, a litter box full of Fuzzy Text Message Greetings,
including:

You know you're texting a cat, right?
Tabby texting is illegal in Texas.


Plus, 15 different Hairy Voicemail Greetings, such as:

Drinking from the toilet right now. Leave a message.
Doing nada. Leave a message.
Caring less. Leave a message.
I. Am. Wet. So leave a message.
Trying to change the world through sleep. Leave a message.

Give your cat the positive affirmations he or she or it deserves! Direct from acclaimed voice actor Fred Frees comes heartwarming, mouse-smelling Cat Talk the whole family can enjoy!


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