John Garrett | Outside the Box

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Outside the Box

by John Garrett

You know him from SiriusXM Radio and The Bob & Tom Show. John Garrett's "adorably obnoxious" comedy is a great way to pass the time in your cubicle.
Genre: Spoken Word: Standup Comedy
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1. Accounting
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2. Marching Band
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3. Designated Driver
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4. Ladies' Man
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5. Slow Cooker
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6. Sweet Tea
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7. Humvee Plates
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12. Deodorant Aisle
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13. Small Town USA
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Album Notes
Being a Certified Public Accountant with a sense of humor makes me unique. Being a Certified Public Accountant that is a standup comedian makes my parents nervous.

I realized that I found more enjoyment in making fun of Corporate America than I did in being a Senior Financial Analyst. It was pretty obvious that verifying the accuracy of a General Ledger report and changing the font on a Powerpoint presentation was not for me. So I left the cubicle world to perform at corporate events, colleges and comedy clubs across the country.

People quickly realize that I am the guy that you want in your boring office, unless of course you are my manager.

Now I understand hearing jokes from an accountant is kind of like hearing dating stories from the guy in tech support. You are probably thinking, "My friends are never going to believe this". That is why it is essential to share this CD with your friends.

This comedy album packs 31-minutes of clean comedy that has been called "...solid, original stuff" by


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This CD is great!! I am currently attending college to be an accountant (why?? I'm really not sure yet...) and his jokes are hilarious. Not to mention I'm from the small town that John is from and his small town jokes are so very true which makes them funny!!

Good comic but a bit short.
Funny accountant was as much of an oxymoron as underexposed Hilton until former CPA John Garrett hit the comedy clubs and launched his first independent release stand-up comedy CD Outside the Box. This is good stuff. John Garrett is funny, different, and his material, even the Wal Mart stuff, is original. In fact, I wish Outside the Box was longer so I could enjoy more of Garrett's comedy. Guess I'll have to wait until the next release.

Dan Dircksen

I highly recommend John Garrett's CD "Outside the Box". We (my family) new him briefly when he was a kid. So to say the least, we did not have very high expectations for his cd. But as it turns out, we were wrong. All though he is "supposedly" new to comedy, his performance is well polished and very funny. It's quick and well-witted, and you won't be disappointed.

Dan Dircksen


Great spin on corporate humor
Makes anybody who's spent time in corporate america laugh out loud. While it's inspirational to hear about his escape (or expulsion) to the glamorous comedian world, I'll keep my day job and leave the comedy up to John.


Too Funny
'Outside the box' is GREAT. Coming from Small Town USA and working in Corporate America. Very funny well put John, Thanks for the laughs. Your'ra a Hoot!! as I drink my SweetTea and eat my B-A-N-A-N-A.


My newest idol?
Since my wife and I are both CPA's, it was too easy to think that John would be funny...come on, if you can't laugh at geeky CPA's, who can laugh at? Engineers? So, after hearing John on the Bob & Tom Show, I bought John's cd and the entire CD made us laugh just as hard! From slow cookers to Smalltown, much of this is soooo true and sooo funny to "re-live". Thanks John for reminding us how funny real-life and and corporate America really is!!!! Can't wait to see you live!


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Round peg in a square hole world
Totally funny!!! Next best thing to seeing him live! Makes you wish you were there so you could see his expressions when he delivers the punchlines. Great comedian, as he makes it easy to laugh at ourselves...and others.