The Hazzards | Secrets

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by The Hazzards

Hilarious, boozy, girly indie-pop from Brooklyn, NY
Genre: Pop: Quirky
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1. Pizza First, Booze Second
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2. Dude (Let's Get Boners)
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2:46 $0.99
3. Shut the Eff Up
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2:30 $0.99
4. Friday's
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5. Fine, Be That Way
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4:38 $0.99
6. Hott for Hasidim
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7. It's a Secret
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8. Let's Get Romantic
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3:34 $0.99
9. Always
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10. Hey, Steve Martin
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11. Sweet Child O' Mine
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Album Notes
The Hazzards will make you shake your pepperoni!

Secrets is The Hazzards’ first full-length album, an awesome 11-track pizza party! Get wasted on Always – you’ll period your pants!! Fine Be That Way – a hype school-yard rap battle!!! Dude (Let's Get Boners) – it’s boys night out! And (OMG!) a harp-fueled version of the G n’ R classic Sweet Child O' Mine!!!!

A hilarious, boozy, indie-pop quintet based in Brooklyn, The Hazzards, throw down with electric ukuleles, casio sk-1, bass, drums and harp! Their cute, girly, songs ranging from rap to romance, are always performed in matching outfits. High five!

Sydney Maresca & Anne Harris have been playing together since meeting at a party in 2000. Originally a ukulele duo known as The Ukes Of Hazzard, the band now features Will Carlough on drums, Andy Dickerson on bass, and Paul Thureen on harp!

The Hazzards’ first hit, Gay Boyfriend, was one of the very first viral videos. It attracted worldwide attention and propelled the single all the way to a #67 debut on the UK singles charts (with Seal’s single premiering that same week at #68!). And they are still soooooo good at internet videos! Check them out at the Carrie prom in their brand new video Always and sucking face in Shut Up and Make Out.

The Hazzards have appeared on MTV UK, Comedy Central's "Out on the Edge" and "The World Stands Up", “Rad Girls” on Fuse, and “Special Sauce” on Starz Comedy. They have pizza first and booze second at every practice.


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