Larry Heagle | Rude, Crude, and Poor

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Rude, Crude, and Poor

by Larry Heagle

Quirky, funny, peculiar, novelty songs
Genre: Folk: Modern Folk
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1. Sweet Little Lady Yvonne
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2:28 $0.99
2. Short Daddy
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2:45 $0.99
3. Butthead Polka
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4:17 $0.99
4. The Nose Song
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3:00 $0.99
5. Irish Drinking Song
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1:42 $0.99
6. 800-Talkin' Blues
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3:59 $0.99
7. Bath Tub Song
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3:30 $0.99
8. Vasectomy Song
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3:12 $0.99
9. Iowa Ditch Weed
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3:45 $0.99
10. Old Man's Lament
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1:53 $0.99
11. The Wood Tick Song
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Album Notes
Larry Heagle's greatest skill as a songwriter and performer is to direct our attention to the comedy that surrounds us. Your first response to the obvious pleasure he derives from what he does for a living is to wonder just what the hell he thinks is so funny? Before too long, you find yourself in on the joke-it's you and us and him-we're what's so damn funny. Viewed from that precious skewed Heaglian angle, you can laugh at just about anything, and you had better, too, or you'll be the most ridiculous person in the crowd!

Larry Heagle's songs almost always turn into sing-a-longs. You find yourself singing along without being asked. After all, the songs are about you, and you are a big part of the show. This album is true to Larry's magnetic spirit. It is vintage Heagle, and with him it's always a good year!

Bill Nolte
Proprietor, The Joynt
Eau Claire, Wisconsin

Dear Larry:

I really like The Wood Tick Song! We are going to Canada with a group of people and I wanted them to hear it. In the evenings we sit around the campfire and sing songs and I think this will be a really fun campfire song!

Mary Kolstad

I love your "Tick" song and I know my wife and kids would also. We're from Rhode Island and I think I told you about our cabin up in Maine .. with young kids and a 10 pound daschund .. your words and music are very funny and appropriate for us!

D.M., Rhode Island, CT


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Yvonne Hoagland

I think the cd is great and very funny and light. My daughter said it would be a great bunch of songs to sing around the bonfire. We do that over the holidays here in northern Florida. The woodtick song was the reason I purchased and am enjoying all of them and sharing them with friends as well as family.

Stan Johnson

Laugh and the world laughs with you
These are hard times. The economy's gone south; wing-nuts in the White House; war and rumors of war abound. So what are you going to do? I have a suggestion--forget your troubles and get happy with Larry Heagle. In Heagle's world, Rude, Crude and Poor are medals of honor. This is a CD that is guaranteed to please. Heagle's music may be a little rude at times--listen to Butthead Polka--or a little crude now and then--I recommend Old Man's Lament--but never poor either in inventiveness or in sheer entertainment. Heagle is a force of nature--like the woodtick. Hard times? Not with this CD on your playlist.

Dana Manfredi

All the smiles and giggles you have given
Keep up the good work, Larry. there isn't much in the world to make us laugh right now. Think of all the smiles and giggles you have given us.