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The Cat Took My Balls

by KJV Presents

A delightful little ditty about a cat and my balls.
Genre: Urban/R&B: R&B Pop Crossover
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1. The Cat Took My Balls
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3:49 $0.99
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4:08 $0.99
3. TCTMB (FunkyBalls Remix)
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4:12 $0.99
4. TCTMB (Instrumental)
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3:47 $0.99
5. Fart In An Elevator (Bonus)
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4:55 $0.99
Available as MP3, MP3 320, and FLAC files.


Album Notes
This is a cute little song I wrote one day when it was apparent that my cat ran off with my balls. We have 4 cats in our home. So I'm not exactly sure which cat likes my balls so much - but we know it's the cats. We saw some of the cat scratches on my balls once and knew it could have only come from one of the cats (hence "cat scratches").

This CD Single includes the original version of "The Cat Took My Balls", as well as a few hot remixes. And, as a bonus track...the original version of "Fart In An Elevator" for your listening pleasure.

And if all that wasn't enough to get your motor racing - for those of you who purchase this CD Single, there is a sixth "hidden" bonus track on the CD. Can't tell you what it is - that would ruin the surprise. But it is also a track that is scheduled to appear on the soon-to-be-released full CD (I finally figured out the title, but I can't tell you or it would ruin the surprise!)

I hope you enjoy the CD Single and look forward to the upcoming album.



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Great job!!
KJV has done it again. I laughed so much I ended up spitting soda on my monitor. Not only was this a funny song - but the beats were pretty darn good too!! I like how it's got like a "DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince" feel to it!! And I really dig the reference back to "Fart In An Elevator"!

Great job!

Paul Megna

Kam you rock!
I laughed my ass off!! Thank you soo much! This song is hysterical. I can't wait to play it for my cat!

Marc R.

Great Stuff
HAHA! That's funny ass [shiznit], Kam!

We got a ping pong table when we moved in here, and our cat loves to smack my balls when they're in play on the table. And I can never find them later, either!